The Phantom Pain Features Bikini Babes on Boxes and Dangerous Horse Poo

a mgs-5-28-610x400Gamescom has revealed some interesting stuff about Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. First, a picture of a woman in a bikini is really distracting and second, horse poop is really dangerous.

 

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Gamescom has revealed some interesting stuff about Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. First, a picture of a woman in a bikini is really distracting and second, horse poop is really dangerous.

 

 

The bikini thing has to do with the cardboard boxes that will once again make an appearance in the game. This time around, however, you will have more options. You can pop out and shoot people from the box or vacate the box, leaving it behind as a distraction. You'll also be able to put pictures of saluting soldiers or women in bikinis on the box. The former will cause enemies to salute and move on, while the latter will bring them running to you and be utterly distracted. Yep.

 

 

The horse poo bit is in the 17-minute gameplay video, where we find out you can make your horse crap on command and that manure left behind will make an enemy jeep spin out of control. Oh yeah, Kojima.

 

 

Check 'em out. The Phantom Pain still has no release date.