After taking apart multiple Xbox’s in failed attempts to fix them, I've always wondered what to do with the case. Well this fine example of a gentleman, Carlos Valenzuela, found a great use for the spacious inside of his Xbox; cocaine!

With almost 4lbs of powder in two bricks stashed inside his hollowed 360 and zipped up in a case, it’s a wonder how he got caught. Well, as I always tell people, how you carry yourself tells everyone everything, whether true or not. Carlos triggered the chain reaction of failure by simply forgetting to signal before a turn when driving through  West Texas. This led the police to pull him over, which wouldn't have led to much, but he’s said to have been visibly jumpy and nervous, which aroused suspicion.

When he kept looking back over to the coked up Xbox, they decided to check things out. He was arrested and placed on a $25,000 bond, which isn’t much if he’s used to delivering bricks of cocaine around.

If he had any brains, he would have known that the joy from playing the Xbox far outweighs the joys of…PRISON.

Moral of the story? Don’t waste an Xbox trafficking drugs. And always signal.

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