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Saints Row Better Without Dildos, Says Cliffy B.

Posted Jan 25, 2013 at 7:00PM EST by Brett Huffman

Listed in: News Tags: Cliff Bleszinski, gta, saints row
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Cliff Bleszinski is back with his opinions on everything and sundry, this time focusing on the Saints Row franchise. According to him, the franchise could "give GTA a run for their money" if only it would lose the giant purple dildos. 

 

 

"Saints Row. Keep the crazy action and game mechanics. Lose the gimps and dildos and purple suits," Bleszinski said on Twitter. "If your average guy is embarrassed to be playing a sequence in a game when his wife walks in that's a bad sign."

 

 

He continued in a later tweet, " The SR team is amazing. Dildo holds them back. It's immature. Make an open world game that's more Michael Mann/HEAT/Collateral/Training Day.

 

 

"The SR team is one that could actually give GTA a run for their money. BF didn't go after COD by putting dicks on their guns. Yes, I think the dildo is hilarious. (I also had a big dildo as a prop in our wedding's photo booth.) It doesn't help industry perceptions."

 

 

He did reiterate that the game's mechanics are solid, saying, "Game mechanic wise I found SR3 to be more fun than many recent GTA games. Controls, pacing, etc...all are great."

 

 

But then he said, "Once you put a dildo in your game it doesn't matter if your controls, pacing, graphics are all great. You're 'that game with the dildo.'"

 

 

[Via OXM]

 

 

 



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# RE: Saints Row Better Without Dildos, Says Cliffy B.Keith__ 2013-01-25 21:21
last time i checked, the game that he says they can go after (GTA) also had a dildo in it. San Andreas let you use a dildo as a melee weapon as well.

granted, it wasn't a 4 foot long dildo...

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# RE: RE: Saints Row Better Without Dildos, Says Cliffy B.Calamity22 2013-01-26 02:05
And even before that, in vice city you get a dildo as a weapon in the police station. Sick people I tell ya heheh.

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# This is bullshitArchadae 2013-01-26 02:59
Saints Row 3 is wan of my favorite games because of its awesome humorous and over the top style. I want my dildos in SR4.

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# RE: Saints Row Better Without Dildos, Says Cliffy B.Keith__ 2013-01-26 08:38
"If your average guy is embarrassed to be playing a sequence in a game when his wife walks in that's a bad sign."

sounds like someone has a very prudish wife. Most women own a dildo or a vibrator, and would probably get a chuckle out of watching their husband's character beat the crap out of someone else with a purple dildo.

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+1 # RE: Saints Row Better Without Dildos, Says Cliffy B.Druidium 2013-01-26 09:27
Cliff B. comes off being very biased here as the Dildo worked in Gta San Andreas. Was quite hilarious to pick up the dildo and go beet up some body on the street with it and steal there money in game. Could even go beat up the cops in San Andreas with it.

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# RE: Saints Row Better Without Dildos, Says Cliffy B.really 2013-01-26 16:27
i agree to a point with everybody. i think its more down lines of kids playing a game with strong sexual content. the dildo is a lil extreme kids not knowing what a dildo. next step googling it an find out all kinds of sexual content pop up online online. then its that game that got kids on porn sites

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# RE: RE: Saints Row Better Without Dildos, Says Cliffy B.Enrique S 2013-01-28 00:26
good point

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-1 # ...TheRockness 2013-01-28 10:42
How about not letting kids play M rated games? Did that ever cross your mind? If parents were responsible and not looking at every opportunity to have someone else raise their kid for them, then they would save themselves the embarrassment. Would you let your kid smoke or drink before they're the proper age? Probably not. Then why the hell are you defending little kids playing these dildo containing games?

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