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Saints Row Better Without Dildos, Says Cliffy B. |
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Cliff Bleszinski is back with his opinions on everything and sundry, this time focusing on the Saints Row franchise. According to him, the franchise could "give GTA a run for their money" if only it would lose the giant purple dildos.
"Saints Row. Keep the crazy action and game mechanics. Lose the gimps and dildos and purple suits," Bleszinski said on Twitter. "If your average guy is embarrassed to be playing a sequence in a game when his wife walks in that's a bad sign."
He continued in a later tweet, " The SR team is amazing. Dildo holds them back. It's immature. Make an open world game that's more Michael Mann/HEAT/Collateral/Training Day.
"The SR team is one that could actually give GTA a run for their money. BF didn't go after COD by putting dicks on their guns. Yes, I think the dildo is hilarious. (I also had a big dildo as a prop in our wedding's photo booth.) It doesn't help industry perceptions."
He did reiterate that the game's mechanics are solid, saying, "Game mechanic wise I found SR3 to be more fun than many recent GTA games. Controls, pacing, etc...all are great."
But then he said, "Once you put a dildo in your game it doesn't matter if your controls, pacing, graphics are all great. You're 'that game with the dildo.'"
[Via OXM]
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granted, it wasn't a 4 foot long dildo...
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sounds like someone has a very prudish wife. Most women own a dildo or a vibrator, and would probably get a chuckle out of watching their husband's character beat the crap out of someone else with a purple dildo.
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