If you think the XBox360 lacked a killer app, well you are wrong, it has one, HD porn.
If you think that it was just a fluke, check out HDHE, High Def Home Entertainment, a company that also does a lot of adult content. Along with Arrow Productions, they bring you Deep Throat in HD. On the XBox360. Only on the XBox360, at least until there is something else in retail that can play it.
They had a side by side with the DVD version of the film, and the quality difference was clear and obvious. In fact, it was quite astounding. The story behind this is that almost all copies of the movie out there since the 1970s were done off of a single old print, with scratchy frames, glitches and miserable washed out colors.
Arrow was in the middle of cleaning it up when they found the original masters, so they threw out what they had done and used the clean copy. They ended up with the first new copy of the movie in decades, all in glorious HD. For the XBox360. Only for the XBox360.
[via, theinquirer]
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Wow...just ****ing wow. That is the biggest piece of mindless garbage to ever make it to retail.
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...THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
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I. Need. An. Xbox. 360.
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Whaaa, Hi-def porn. Cumshots with bullet time .. .the future is here!
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this is from theinquirer... it's obviously fake!
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You're thinking of the ENquirer....
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You guys may laugh all you want but one of the deciding factors in the VHS vs Betamax format war came down to porn. Porn was produced in quantities on VHS and it won.
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Doesnt matter dude, I seriously doubt MS would put the name of their nex-gen console on the cover of 'Deep Throat'. Use your head.
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If you look at the poster you can see 2 XBOX 360 Logo on it and a picture of a XBOX 360...
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dude i am sooo buying that. I mean come on! HI-DEF PORN!!!How freaking sweet is that?
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You do realize its an old porn from the 70's. Its about a girl whos clit is in her throat. I havn't actually seen it but I saw a thing on tv and bout 70's and they talked about it for some realson.
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good ol
70's porn...if this is the 360 killer app.....let the lord have mercy.....lol
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THis porn sucks. There is other HD porn options for the 360. Check out "Island Fever 3" in WMV-HD. Use Windows Media Center Edition to stream it... its a newer porn with recent stars and it is shot in high def on awesome sets on foreign beaches.
Screw this 70s bs.
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This is cool and useless at the same time
all of the "big budget" super fake porn, with the fake breasts, and practiced moans. Are going to go to HD-DVD
Where the really good stuff, the homemade, amateur, NON-FAKE. Porn won't ever touch HD, Because of the cost to produce it and the fact that no-one will have the equipment to make HD-DVD even worthwhile.
You want advances in pornography, Create higher quality video camera's (digital) that are affordable. Then you will see tons more! And all for free online!
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where have you been? they all read have hd digital video cameras that are affordable. its the bandwidth they require online thats the problem. even with compression a full length hd movie would be between 5 and 30 GB (depending on compresion) on a dsl line (the most common broad band) that would take a MINIMUM of 7 hours and as much as 40.
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Wow, nothing like porn from the pre-shaving days. Now in hi-def! Now you can see the rediculous amount of body hair...IN HI DEFINITION!!!.....pathetic.
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Wow..low blow jon...so i guess you shave your **** too? -thumbs up-
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For those who dont know, Deep Throat is an EXTREMELY famous porno. Not just a porn flick, it was amongst the first, and was used to open the minds of the world to the concept. It lead to heavy fire from both sides, the conservitists and those in support of such media. It even spawned a recent documentary about the film, whose most hilarious line was from some random old lady who stated:
"If i want to see a dirty movie, then i should be aloud to see a dirty movie"
I cried with laughter when i heard that.
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