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Dead Or Alive Movie Stills

Posted Feb 27, 2006 at 6:08PM EST by QJ Staff

Listed in: News, Off Topic, Previews Tags: xbox 360 cheats, xbox 360 hacks, xbox 360 mods, xbox 360 titles
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*Shakes head. Oi! It looks like the videogame movie curse is particularly strong with this one. Look at the first pic, just look at it! This is just one of the reasons videogames get no respect! The film is apparently being marketed as a cross between Charlie's Angels and Enter The Dragon (damn them from dragging Bruce Lee's image into this whole mess). For the love of G'karr, please stay away from the theatres when this movie comes out. Still, I guess this is what happens when you have poor source material. (oh no you didn't!)









Rent it on DVD on a slow Wednesday night, sit back with a cold one, a microwave dinner and some nachos then enjoy the bouncies, but don't see it in theatres, you'll get hairy palms!





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# Elderscrolls IV DemoChris C 2006-02-27 21:39
It's in my pocket, and will only be released when I deem the time is right.

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# omgVecha 2006-02-27 21:57
How many want to wager it'll stink..heh





And what was that about them calling this place a poor source material? I don't get it...

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# what was that about them calling this place a poor source material?Chris C 2006-02-27 23:34
No, no, no. That was me ragging on DOA. Tekken, now that's a real man's game!

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# Arkz 2006-02-28 01:44
this looks so crap....

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# wait a second...raytard 2006-02-28 03:07
hm...i seem to remember doa4 characters having abscenely large breasts, large enough that my girlfriend forbids me from playing. Not just DD but even E or G i may say, these girls have like B's maybe C's. If they made this one detail correct I'm sure it would be a blockbuster film

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# Just hire pornstars.Vecha 2006-02-28 05:57
That might make it a blockbuster....make it a cheezy porn...instead of a cheezy action film....which do you think would sell more copies?





Has anyone seen the japanese DOA movies...made by Takashii Miike?...The guy who directed Iichi the killer?...Those movies were awesome....though little to no focus on the girls...but the men in DOA...awesome movie though...If you are a fan of DOA I sugesst ordering of amazon the 3 DOA movies.



"Tekken, now that's a real man's game!" I'm not big on action films....so i really will play anything...I might pick this game up when the ps3 goes out(isn't tekken only coming out for ps3?)

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# notitleGuest 2006-02-28 10:15
this reminds me of how cheezy the power rangers TV show was. i wouldnt be suprised if one of them were cast in this movie.



The Burger King should sponsor this movie. you should only get this joke if you seen one of their commercials.

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# looks like trashGuest 2006-02-28 10:39
I may very well see this to get a few good laughs.

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# ...Echo_Evolution 2006-02-28 11:29
Throw in some hotter girls than the trannies we're seeing now, and that film will be a blast.

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# Arkz 2006-02-28 11:55
they should scrap this and make a big filthy CG porno, yes sir! that would sell like mad.

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# !Guest 2006-02-28 12:47
Damn jamie lee presley is hot

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# why god whyGuest 2006-02-28 13:37
who in the hell in hollywood actually green lights this crap? People who make movies like this should die.

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# wtfGuest 2006-02-28 14:53
garbage, jamie presely is ugly, who is she supposed to be? i only recognized TINA from her cowboy hat... bass from the biker outfit. no one else looked like anyone!!!!!!!!! disappointed.. doa girls are cg beautiful and more beautiful than these pos actors.... is that zack? no way? make it a porn like they all said!

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# BassZeRoJRG 2006-02-28 19:39
haha...that looks like zakk wylde

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# fake tits suck-T 2006-03-01 02:17
but unfortunately so do these "movie stills"

and what do you think these actors think of gamers ? boycott this trash film

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# ..GiveHaste 2006-03-01 07:11
It's a rare chance that a movie based on a game is actually good. I love DOA, but I can tell the movie is just going to be complete garbage. I'm not agreeing that Tekken is a mans game, but I could see it make a much better movie then DOA.

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# So bad.Synic 2006-03-09 12:12
So very very very very... very very very very very very very...





Bad. Why would they do this. Seriously, who funded this. It would have been cheaper to take a crap on a film real and show it, and probably more entertaining.

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# Sorry...Synic 2006-03-09 12:13
...reel* but not as sorry as this POS of a movie!

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# what?!?!?!?!?hamburgler 2006-03-14 09:53
how do they expect to make a somewhat decent movie about dead or alive?

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