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Yet Another Movie Tie-In: Men in Black

Posted Apr 5, 2012 at 9:30AM EST by Brett Huffman Listed in: PS3, Xbox 360 Tags: Activision, fun labs, men in black: alien crisis

Activision's making a Men in Black game to go along with this summer 's movie. Is it going to surprise everyone like Ghostbusters or is it just a bad idea? It's a bad idea.


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Giving You Something to Complain About: Black Ops 2 Rumors

Posted Mar 29, 2012 at 7:35AM EST by Brett Huffman Listed in: Xbox 360, PS3 Tags: Activision, call of duty: black ops 2, Treyarch

I honestly couldn't tell you what half this crap means, but I'm sure COD fans will bitch about it. Read on to find out what the latest rumor du jour is.


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Sound Off: Car Kombat

Posted Mar 28, 2012 at 11:00AM EST by Harrison E Listed in: PS3 Tags: burnout, burnout paradise, car combat, carmaggedon, destruction derby, road rash, Sony, sound off, twisted metal, twisted metal black, vehicular combat games

I know Twisted Metal just got rebooted, but do you remember Carmaggedon and Destruction Derby? Who reigns supreme in the arena of destruction, vehicles and burnt rubber?


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Players Bitch About KoA: Reckoning Not Being Hard Enough, Yet 2/3 of Them Played it on Easy

Posted Mar 6, 2012 at 10:20AM EST by Brett Huffman Listed in: Xbox 360, PS3 Tags: Big Huge Games, gdc 2012, kingdoms of amalur: reckoning, koa: reckoning, reckoning

Hey, don't look at me; that's what the developers discovered when they surveyed Reckoning players.


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Activision openly blacklists French video game journalist

Posted Feb 20, 2012 at 10:45AM EST by Harrison E Listed in: PS3, Xbox 360 Tags: Activision, call of duty black ops 2, gregory szriftgiser

Reasons Activision are Assholes Number 21.


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Sony CoD Elite users upset at Activision

Posted Jan 30, 2012 at 1:00AM EST by Harrison E Listed in: PS3 Tags: 360, Activision, call of duty, call of duty elite, cod, dan amrich, dlc, modern warfare 3, mw3

Played Modern Warfare 3 lately? Well it looks like the 360 players have been playing DLC earlier than you...for quite a while... RIOT!


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Runic, NVIDIA, GOG and Notch all weigh in on SOPA

Posted Jan 15, 2012 at 6:30AM EST by Harrison E Listed in: PC Gaming Tags: CD Projekt, good old games, Google, minecraft, notch, nVidia, reddit, runic, sopa, sopa blackout, Twitter, YouTube

Despite what people have said about those with the ESA a lot of gaming people are still weighing in on the problems of SOPA.


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House of the Dead 3 and 4 coming to PSN

Posted Jan 7, 2012 at 9:45AM EST by Harrison E Listed in: PS3 Tags: house of the dead, house of the dead 3, house of the dead 4, PlayStation Network, psn, Sega

The classic on-rails shooter is shuffling to the PSN in February


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Recent XBLA Ratings Board Reveals Unannounced Titles

Posted Jan 3, 2012 at 9:45AM EST by Brett Huffman Listed in: Xbox 360 Tags: i am alive, sonic the hedgehog 4 episode ii, xbla, Xbox Live Arcade

A spate of Xbox Live Arcade titles pushed through the ratings board reveals some old, some new, and, well, nothing particularly blue.


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The Most Overlooked and Underrated Games of This Gen

Posted Dec 29, 2011 at 1:15PM EST by Brett Huffman Listed in: PS3, PoV Tags: brutal legend, most overlooked video games, singularity, vanquish

We all have games we love that flew under the radar. Everyone else either hates them or just never noticed them. Let's take a look at a few of them.


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Bits and Pieces The Future of Indie Games

Posted Dec 9, 2011 at 12:45PM EST by Harrison E Listed in: iPhone Tags: bits and pieces, convict interactive, developers, garbage monster, igda sydney, questy, spaceracer, speed assassins, toska, triangle man, zombie team defense

Harrison E went to his first IGDA event in Sydney on Monday night, Bits and Pieces, and met some of the most interesting and coolest future developers you may have never heard of.


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More details on Dust 514 MMOFPS

Posted Dec 9, 2011 at 8:00AM EST by Tim Curtin Listed in: PS3 Tags: CCP Games, dust514, eve online for ps3, fps for ps3, mmofps for ps3, ps3 mmo

Sony reveals extensive detail on the Infantry weapons that will be available in Dust 514, the MMOFPS due in 2012 for the Vita and PS3.


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Black Friday profits for big and little guys

Posted Dec 5, 2011 at 7:00AM EST by Harrison E Listed in: Xbox 360, PC Gaming Tags: Black Friday, christmas sales, ea games, frozen synapse, humble bundle, Microsoft, mode 7

Microsoft, Mode 7 and EA should all be proud of themselves.


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PoV: Rocketbirds Hardboiled Chickens

Posted Nov 30, 2011 at 10:00PM EST by Harrison E Listed in: PS3 Tags: hardboiled chickens, psn, ratloop, rocketbirds, rocketbirds hardboiled chickens, sian tan yue

Rocketbirds Hardboiled Chickens is exactly what it sounds like...okay, it's a lot more than that.


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Interview: Sian Yue Tan

Posted Nov 17, 2011 at 2:06PM EST by Harrison E Listed in: PS3 Tags: hardboiled chicken, qj interview, ratloop, rocketbirds, rocketbirds:hardboiled chickens, sandra podaag

RatLoop Studios has made one of the most exciting and interesting indie titles and all of it stemming from an old flash animation. Harrison E. talks to Sian Yue Tan about the recently released Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chickens.


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PoV: PayDay The Heist

Posted Nov 17, 2011 at 10:30AM EST by Harrison E Listed in: PoV Tags: payday the heist, payday the heist ps3, payday the heist psn, payday the heist review, payday the heist steam

PayDay The Heist

I've talked before about bias and I feel like I have to clarify that despite my interview last week, I feel like a good game developer should listen to fans who speak clearly and with clarity. I hope they read the review in hope that their next game, hopefully another PayDay, will be better and that Overkill will be pleased with this honest review.

The game of PayDay The Heist, is not a simple game, 'tis a complex head blend of working together and patience. Seeing a fallen team mate will make your heart pound more, especially when playing with friends, but the second you see that cash, it may be too late for your friend and even later for those around you. Okay, PayDay is a simple game of four guys who steal money and that is all I can say about the plot. To be honest, there is no plot, but who cares, let's steal some money.

The game's mix of Left 4 Dead's comradery and Kane and Lynch's love of heists, brings Overkill Software's PayDay The Heist to a place I'd hoped a co-op game would come to eventually - a game of fun and eventually, betrayal. The game is set between a series of distinct, but fairly similar, scenarios in which you have to run and gun as you make your way to a fairly large sum of money.

This sum is arbirtrary int the world of the game, but does provide a good upgrade system as you earn "reputation", to go along with it, you better enjoy the game or at least the premise. Whilst there was some speculation from the game's "every game is different" I'm somewhat happy to report that this is more or less true. It's true in that no game I've played, even on the same level, has had the same scenario, except for a few instances of SWAT teams invading at particular times and the amount of time it may take you to drill through a gate or burn through to a vault.

The less, is the amount of fun you will get from the game, you will have levels you won't like, players you won't like and scenarios which will be frustrating. The game does not have a sophisticated AI Director, a lá L4D, but it does have a good sense of direction when it comes to helping you play through a scenario. There is often an even amount of ammo on the ground or good place to take cover, but more or less if your buddies aren't around the director will screw you over and you may have to let go a hostage just so you can play, some time later.

There are a few arbitrary or minor issues, mainly graphical and audio ones, first and foremost the fact that when I look outside on some of the maps, the SWAT and police members will become glitchy ghosts that are just waiting to enter the nether worlds of the heist, a bit ironic considering what me and my heist-mates are about to do. There are a lot of glitches that could be easily fixed, such as Team AI, such as in Heat Street or Panic Room.

They will sometimes go through the props in the level and it really throws you out of the experience, as does the fact that the buzz saws on the Panic Room level doesn't really cut and the drill in the other levels don't drill. It'd be a simple animation, unlike the running. I wasn't sure if it was my internet cocking up or the game just had a weird animation. Turned out to be the later. It's a bit weird, especially when characters are crouching.

I do have to say the game is quite gory, especially when you shoot up close or get a good headshot (which is rewarded, in-game) Other than that, the game looks pretty good, Overkill, not stunning, but enough to make you enjoy it more than Kane and Lynch 2 but less than Portal 2. The game looks good on the modded Diesel engine, let's just leave it at that.

How it sounds is amazing. I do have one gripe that the fact the Heisters don't have more than a few catchphrases, even when you're telling the hostages to "get down" "get down" "get down", you think they were about to start a DJ set, not a heist. It's a small problem but it's always something that's really gotten me down, especially after other games such as Uncharted, The Simpsons Game and SWAT 4, have all had good simple voice acting gigs and rarely have a repeated line, hell, hire me for $10 an hour and I'll record whatever the heck you want. That being said, some of their dialogue is amusing, not on the level of the castmates of L4D or their sequel, but still a wry smile forms between getting shot at and restarting saws/drills.

Sound effects, which is quite different from the voices, are absolutely fantastic. In my interview last week with Simon Viklund he stated his favourite sound effect was the shotgun and I could not agree more. Having it unlocked as you go into the game is a sight for sore eyes as the world seems to go a lot better (depending on your level and experience, of course) but having that fire into a bulldozer is more than satisfying as you continue through your heist. The music is always rarring for me to get into the game. The perfect music starts off the game, it reminds me of the opening of The Dark Knight and as it flashes up the face masks of our heistmates, you are ready, you just are.

Wolf's frightening bloodied mask, Dallas' patriotic smile, Hoxton's red eyebrows and Chains cross eyes are fairly distinct as well and all provide a great opening to the game, but the menus and a few visual cues leave a lot to be desired. A lot could have made the game look really flashy and interesting but a simple pallette of black, yellow and grey makes it look as if the game is ready to be taped up behind Police Lines

Finally, the gameplay. The game is broken up into six different levels. First World Bank, a traditional bank heist, Heat Street, a plan gone wrong, chase'em down, Panic Room, a break in, break it out mission, Green Bridge, shooting in the rain...I'm just shooting in the rain, Diamond Heist, a sneak in smash and grab and finaally, Slaughterhouse...is exactly what it sounds like.

To focus on the more difficult and interesting levels, Green Bridge is the most exciting, being in the rain, breaking over prison convoys, donned in yellow raincoats and escorting a chinese prisoner. Things just escalate, even when you start on a half-exploded bridge. The level is fun and exciting and atmospheric at it's core. The most fun is probably Panic Room, simply due to how cool you can act before the heist starts and

Diamond Heist is quite difficult and starts off sneaking, but if someone's being an asshat, this plan can and will go awry in a matter of minutes. This one is best to be kept in the shadows. Sure, cops will be alerted eventually, but planning and timing your moves to silently take out the security guards is a wonderful sense of fun and comradery I wouldn't change for the world.

Slaughterhouse is just chaos. Starts off with a "The Usual Suspects" scenario as a bunch of trucks pull up outside a warehouse and you have to take them out and kill a lot of people while you take some money out of Secure Van. Gold everywhere and bulldozers stormed during the last few minutes after the Gold came out and it was insane.

The Single Player mode is fairly useless as are the AI from time to time and when you can turn the AI on for not having enough players in the online mode, what difference would it make? Why wouldn't you play online? This game could've done better with co-op and a better matchmaking system as well. The difficult system alone is quite confusing, not that they're confusing in general, but it's enough to question a thing or two.

For example, the last two modes (Slaughter and Diamond) are available on the hardest setting, and I do have to question why. The levels themselves are as complex as Panic Room and require less in-game set pieces. It boggles the mind on why they're specifically hard, possibly a question I should put to Simon, next time I talk to him.

PayDay The Heist is a great game, it has great play but could have been better. There is so much here that could have been even a great storyline, but Overkill has made a decision to make it for hard and fast gamers. Varying difficulty levels, great upgrade system and some fairly intriguing level design, makes this a must-have PSN title.

Harrison HAS E. is in jail from pulling an EB Games heist. He's serving hard time for Grand Theft GTA.

PayDay The Heist has made it's way to Europe on Steam and PSN and Harrison E. has decided to steal some words and give the heist-sim a whirl.


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Interview: Mike Rose and Indie Royale: The future gaming economy

Posted Nov 3, 2011 at 10:10AM EST by Harrison E Listed in: PC Gaming Tags: a.r.e.s, gemini rue, indie royale, indiegames.com, interviews, mike rose

Harrison E talks to Mike Rose about the new Indie Bundle start up Indie Royale.


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Mists of Pandaria to Mark the Return of World PVP

Posted Oct 28, 2011 at 4:46PM EST by Listed in: MMORPG Tags: BlizzCon, mists of pandaria, pandaren, warcraft expansion, world pvp

Now that we’ve all settled in for a Panda-themed expansion, it’s time to look at what’s actually going to change with World of Warcraft’s newest expansion.

The player community has only known about the upcoming WoW expansion, Mists of Pandaria, for about a week. But as with most things Blizzard, the official announcement marked the beginning of an incredible information surge, with previews, images, videos and all sorts of other stuff cropping up across the web. Last night, the Pandaria dev team hosted a live Q&A session packed with information about the expansion, but one recurring theme was the return of world PVP.

Fans of the original World of Warcraft (Vanilla WoW) will remember that world PVP was an integral part of the experience. From raids on Southshore, occupations at Gadgetzan and the enormous pain that was Blackrock Mountain, world PVP managed to crop up quite a bit in the old days. After the addition of a sanctuary city in Burning Crusade and another in Wrath, it became difficult to find a good, steady world fight.

Blizz seems to be aware that world PVP has fallen away and answered a few questions on the topic in the Q&A:

Q: At Blizzcon Tom Chilton mentioned possible incentives for raiding enemy towns to encourage world PVP in mists, can Greg or Cory elaborate on this at all?

A: In regards to extra rewards for world pvp, we are contemplating the idea of increasing players conquest point caps by an extra 10-15%.

Q: Hey there. Will Pandaria have a new Dalaran like city or will we be using the ones already existing ingame?

A: We will have separate player hubs for both the Horde and Alliance on Pandaria. Separate hubs means we do not have to make them sanctuary and will encourage world PVP. These hubs will have access to an AH, Bank and general vendors. Valor, conquest, profession and faction vendors will be scattered around the world to encourage travel.

Q: One of the current issues discouraging World pvp is the presence of highly overpowered guards around cities and hubs, 1-shotting anyone who engages in PvP. How will this be in MoP?

A: We know this is an issue in the current game and we plan to address it in Mists. We want to encourage world PVP, not make it a one-shot game for NPC guards. This is one of the main reasons we decided to make two separate player hubs instead of a shared sanctuary.

Q: I don't like PvP, I play on a PvP server, because my friends on a PvP server and most people from my country is playing on that particular server. I have to face world PvP every time I am doing my business in the new hubs in Pandaria? I love the new zone, but I don't want to be backstabbed by a rogue while I am selling my stuff, or buying equipment. Can non-interested players avoid the world PvP

A: Yes, we certainly don't want you to always be back-stabbed while you are setting up your auctions. However, if a group of the opposing faction wants to form a raid and attack your city, we want them to have a chance to be successful. So yes and no. =)

Q: With the world PvP that is being talked about, are there any plans to add any Quest Hubs in Mists of Pandaria which functions like a smaller scale of Baradin Hold/Wintergrasp that will change faction when it is assaulted? Maybe even ones with actual leveling quests instead of just more dailies to add a dynamic questing experience like the ones that were talked about at Blizzcon?

A: Yes, this is exactly the kind of thing we are thinking about. We will share more info on our ideas for this soon. The idea is that we want to give players more options and not just always have one place to go or one thing to do.

As a former WoW player and fan of flash raids and other world PVP content, I’d hope to see much more of it in future World of Warcraft builds. In the old days, before cross-realm battlegrounds and instant-queue, teleporting dungeons, it was possible to build up a rivalry on your realm. It had less structure and more excitement.

Perhaps these new changes in Mists of Pandaria will rekindle those flames?

If you’re a WoW fan or player, you should read the entire Q&A posted at MMO Champion.

Now that we’ve all settled in for a Panda-themed expansion, it’s time to look at what’s actually going to change with World of Warcraft’s upcoming content update.


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Fallout Online development will continue, for now

Posted Oct 28, 2011 at 11:30AM EST by Tim Curtin Listed in: PC Gaming, MMORPG Tags: fallout online, interplay

Bethesda continues to be wrapped up in legal cases, with their ongoing saga with Interplay over the Fallout MMO license having another day in court.


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Exclusive Review: Uncharted 3 Multiplayer Beta

Posted Oct 19, 2011 at 10:00AM EST by Harrison E Listed in: PS3 Tags: exclusive, Naughty Dog, ps3, uncharted 3, uncharted 3 multiplayer beta

Uncharted 3 is already the most hyped exclusive of the year and now we've got an exclusive of our own.


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Burnout Crash and The Gaming Identity Crisis

Posted Sep 29, 2011 at 4:00PM EST by Harrison E Listed in: PC Gaming Tags: burnout, burnout 3: takedown, burnout crash, ea games, music in games, PS2, psn, xbla

The Burnout series is synonymous with fun for me. Being a PS2 owner from way back when I was a cursey teen instead of a cursey adult (or someone in their early 20's) as I am now, it's like a Pokémon evolution except not cool and really just learning about controlling my emotions and maturity and all that lame stuff. Included in that evolution was getting a PS3, and eventually being excited about the release of Burnout Paradise. I actually owned a PSP at one point and playing Burnout Dominator was bliss for me. Long bus rides filled with angsty or beat-punching music as I swerved corners and took badasses down whilst everyone just kinda looked at the weird fat kid and wondered where his guardian was.

Burnout Paradise was a personal low in the series. Despite, friends having the initially pre-release, I convinced myself that a free-roaming city was actually "really cool" and that it totally wouldn't be "lame" and you'd have a lot more freedom. I was wrong. Really wrong. I don't know about you but being in a free-roaming cityscape and having no sense of direction, as well as a poorly intuitative, linear map design really doesn't bode well with someone thinking in free-roaming mode. So burned by that Burnout experience, the announcement of another Burnout game spurred the pessimist in me and I was excited once again, but when I saw the first video's for it, I wasn't too pleased. I was less than pleased and the optimist inside me died...just a little...not too much, I hope.

I did go into Burnout Crash with less than a positive aspiration for what the game actually might be. I know people don't like people who waffle on, so let's just say Burnout Crash is good and there is a demo you can play, it's free, it'll give you a good indication of what it's like except for some modes but let's also say that Burnout Crash is initially underwhelming.

The 2D opening is cutesy to say the least but so mediocre it doesn't really register on my mental spectrum as being a video game. It reminds me of the animated sequence in Catch Me If You Can and I'm half expecting the little ute (or pick up truck for our US readers) to hit a tiny Leonardo DiCaprio and send him flying against a 2D wall...but yes, it's underwhelming and my memories of Burnout begin to fade, like the opening screen does. I left the opening on too long to start writing the opening paragraph, the visuals humming away in the background with my PS3 and then a song begins.

This is where my opinions change by a simple video and musical manipulation. The song by The Primitives, aptly titled - at least for this game - Crash and I'm brought back to a simpler time in my childhood called the 90's, when this song was not written. It's an 80's New Wave pop song and whilst I became a fan of New Wave some time in my late teens, the song still resonates and I'm back to apart of what makes the Burnout series amazing, the mind numbing, heart racing music. When I say mind numbing, I don't necessarily mean it in a bad way, it's just beautiful background fodder. Much like the Clair De Lune in Burnout Paradise or Shotgun by The Outline in Burnout Revenge, it brings you into a different element when it comes to the game.

One of my fondest memories of Burnout Paradise is watching the sun slowly set just as Clair De Lune began and I started a Takedown Race and watched the shadows stretch and pull the landscape of the city as I raced from night into day and won with 12 Takedowns when I only needed 5. I get weird when it comes to games and music. Most pieces just wash over me and I just shrug my shoulders, but when there's a piece that's memorable, it really sticks. Whether it's the beautifully whimsical music from Legend of Zelda, a series I've barely played or the block rocking minimal piano and beats of Minecraft - it all sticks in my mind like Tetris tessalated musical blocks.

PICTURE OF MARIO MUSICAL BLOCK

Of course, the Burnout series is just more than music and so I actually start playing Burnout Crash and stop listening to the Primitives for the 12th time....and I press start and the song actually starts to play in full, kicking off with a lovely little animated explosion of the pick-up. The menu kicks in after a failur to login to the PSN/Autolog network and a voice gives me a warm douchey welcome, sadly often associated with Burnout games. No one I really know is a frat kind of person and I feel EA keeps those voice over guys for that reason, I kinda liked it when it was the chick running Crash FM, but meh, that was then, this is now.

So far, the visual design is nothing like the little opening animated feature, with a nice little neon sign design floating as the menu and I kick off the game itself (after adjusting the sound settings, music up, voice over off). So after I'm told I'll be on the wildest ride of my life I choose the first mission and go on a bit of a rampage and you know what, it's fun. It's consistently fun, it's a whole lot of fun. Seeing those little cars coming, which is indicated in-game by a yellow arrow, and noticing all the little details on the houses and cars and just everything, I want to look at it closer but also destroy it at the same time. It's like being Clockwork God with a magnifying glass, but alas, my creations are not my own, only the destruction. But alas, before all the destruction there's a tutorial and it's a bit annoying.

Last time I was in a gaming DMV I decided not to play the game, that game was Driver, I was 8, things were different. Here it's nice little tutorial that tells you about all the great things including the "Crazy Special Feature", which didn't exactly hype me up despite the vocal inflection and after playing Bastion last week I feel all voice overs need better voice actors or better writers, seriously. There could have been a lot more to do with the wacky voice-over, there are a few amusing lines here and there such as the description of the area being remembered as "all field" and the voice over actor pausing and being like "oh...it still is", I laughed at that, but the humour was far and few between and like Dreamworks movies, relied too much on pop culture than raw wit.

Old system of "More stars to unlock more cars" gives you a good old sense and even with the top-down look, Burnout Crash becomes a lot less like the Burnout series minute by minute. What I feel is Criterion should have just called it Crash. I understand that they may have possibly been sued by Universal for use of the fluffy Bandicoot character, but using the brand recognition of Burnout really doesn't work here. It's a real identity crisis where it's clear they want to re-establish their brand for whatever reason. I remember Burnout selling like hotcakes, with every iteration since the 3rd one, and personal favourite, Takedown. The actual game itself does get a big hand from musical and sound cues, but a better focus on gameplay and making the game a lot more interesting, in regards to the voice work and writing, would have been better. For example, whilst the game out and out visually wants to have a rough design, it wants new players to the franchise to remember "to use that Crashbreaker" in an overly excited tone as if the big flashing x button on screen and the fact that other than kinda moving/sliding around the map, there isn't much else to do in-game, other than be amused and giggle when a bank truck comes along and the bombastic voice of Shirley Bassey claims "HEY, BIG SPENDER"...I giggled...like a girl.

Despite my girl giggling, there will be a lot of references young player - new players - won't get and will be baffled why they're in the game at all. Hearing Spandau Ballet's Gold when I blew up a golden truck was amusing for me but may only reach 5% of the people who play the game, seriously after reading the above paragraph, who knew 1. Who Spandau Ballet was/is? and 2. Who Shirley Bassey was? The identity crisis Criterion creates is more of a cultural problem than a gaming problem. Licensing those tracks would have cost them/EA millions, literally, and if it was worth it, I feel like we're on the inside of an in-joke, but everyone keeps beating the outside of it and it just keeps making a hollow thud.

I do want to give a handshake this week to two people, the guys who chose the music and the visual designers. As much as I've bitched about the visuals in the game, I do have to say the mix of eclectic styles of Neon-signed - almost Las Vegas in tone - and the cute top down car creations, it all works. It melds into this odd piece of automotive Americana, filled with the right colours here and there to look it mildly entertaining as well as watchable. When almost every week there's a lot of grey and brown being sloshed around, it's good to see emerald, aqua and crimson red to be thrown into the mix. Sure, the game does have a fairly consistent use of black on the menus, but it adds to the steel and burning rubber style Burnout is known for, and that's where it really takes a different side to the Burnout series.

However, it being a top-down game, it does have it's visual misdemeanours, such as the

The game's reward system is quite classic too. The star system is something I've always favoured in the series, with the whizzing or rushing of the flaming stars to come crashing into my self-gratification coz I pressed da buttons and dey do da ting dat it was programmed to do. The actual gameplay itself is quite simple, you're in a runaway car and you're going to crash. It's a lot more interesting to imagine you're a man who recently just went through the worst day in the world and intend to have the most creative day in the world, which includes ending with a multiple car pile-up, however, he keeps having a Groundhog Day-Quantum Leap scenario where he wakes up in a new car and new body everyday and ends it all the same...or I might be insane.

A few minor gripes about the game itself as there were a few framerate issues, even playing on the first level, but nothing to noticable as the game went on. The gameplay element of The Good Cops was a bit weird and has never really come up in previous parts of the Burnout canon...I guess, there really isn't a canon to a series about cars that gone and done smashed demselves up. However, the game does require a bit of strategy and it would have been interesting, if a bit farfetched, if you could place the cops at an entering intersection of yout choice.

See putting in extra obstacles such as The Ambulance, sometimes makes me feel as though they're dragging out the level, but then again hearing the words "Paging Dr. Beat" followed by the song by Miami Sound Machine, just makes me want to throw on some more 80's tracks and start dancing...nobody wants that. But it is a nice touch, if a bit cheap, I say cheap but honestly it resonates with my pop culture brain like a meth addict and I can't wait for that siren blaring bohemoth to come screaming through the streets again.

Having elements such as Tornados and Magnets are incredibly fun and don't outstay their welcome, the actual gameplay does begin to get stale in the other modes, but it's really just a personal preference and I think you should try out the other modes such as Rush Hour and Pile Up, I highly recommend them but they're not particularly my thing.

Rush Hour is a personal pain as I hate almost all timed missions in games and it just frustrates me. It almost seems like it'd be a lot interesting if it was an extra option that you could turn on or off, even have it as a version of the game like a Quick Match section of the game. Meanwhile, Pile Up is just cause as much destruction as possible, it's fun if a bit boring after a while, all the same gameplay elements are there. A co-op implementation would have been freaking amazing with you having to smash into a friend's car on the same interesection and see who could do the most amount of damage on a stretch of road, like a drag-race + Burnout...just an idea, Criterion.

Other than the music, which turns a bit generic but fun after Crash plays, the sound design is phenomanal with firey auto crashes sifting through my ears and the sound of poker machine winnings as points rack higher and higher like the possible animated body count, if the game was any ballsier...coz that's totally a word. The random sound effects add to the crazy style The money has always been an interesting thing to me, not just money in general, God knows how the economy works, but the actual pricing of each car and the potential for costs and multipliers is just something I've wanted to calculate, make a big chart of, actually do math...yep, definitely insane.

In the corner I'm informed I'm a Wannabe, which gives me the assumption that the writers or designers of the game, and a lot of game worlds for that matter, really have this disdain towards players from the get go, but then again I'm a bit of a wuss who can't take any form of criticism whatsoeverpleaseloveme. But the actual gameplay elements are never really against the player, there is a balanced sense of both challenges and even with a plot-less game, there is a drive - whoa, pardon the pun there, been left over for weeks - to actually see the next intersection, the next car and the insanity that will ensue. For example, really how determined are these drivers, logic is best not put in the way of the Burnout series...especially when car magnets are concerned.

Burnout Crash is not a bad game, it's just not a Burnout game. It does take the basic game mechanics of Crash, my honest to God, favourite part of the series, something I always look forward to and just made it a Downloadable Title. I'm looking forward to the good old days of burning through a city doing challenges and having some real fun, but for now, I guess this will tire me over. It's not expensive, it's a lot of fun, it's great to listen to and look at, it's like the

perfect girlfriend...there's your selling caption for Burnout Crash - Burnout Crash: The Perfect Girlfriend.

So Burnout Crash is out, but is it really a Burnout game?


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Gears of War 3 becomes biggest launch of 2011 so far

Posted Sep 26, 2011 at 4:32PM EST by Harrison E Listed in: Xbox 360 Tags: 360 exclusive, chart topping hits, cliffy b, Epic Games, gears of war 3

Gears of War 3 launches and tops the charts but will it continue?


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Japanese charts: 3DS regains lead

Posted Sep 24, 2011 at 5:20AM EST by Ryan F. Listed in: PSP, Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, Nintendo DS, Nintendo 3DS Tags: Capcom, Japan, Media Create, news, Nintendo, sales, Sony, Square Enix

Dragon Quest Collection debuts on top of the software sales chart.


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Early Dark Souls players get not-so-warm welcome

Posted Sep 21, 2011 at 4:26PM EST by Karl B. Listed in: Xbox 360, PS3 Tags: dark souls, From Software, Japan, Namco Bandai

Some retail stores in Japan have apparently broken the game's official street date, and instead of whipping out the banhammer the devs have decided to deal with the early players in a decidedly Dark Souls way.


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Japanese charts: PS3 is back at number one

Posted Sep 17, 2011 at 5:36AM EST by Ryan F. Listed in: PSP, Nintendo DS, Nintendo 3DS, PS3 Tags: Capcom, Japan, Media Create, Namco Bandai, news, Nintendo, sales, Sony

Top four software titles helps Sony's home console to take back the number one spot.


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My Stay on Dead Island

Posted Sep 14, 2011 at 2:10PM EST by Harrison E Listed in: PS3 Tags: Australia, dead island, shooters, Silent Hill, zombies

We sent an Australian writer to a little place in the red sun to die...


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Yakuza creators starts up new studio

Posted Sep 9, 2011 at 5:41PM EST by Harrison E Listed in: Xbox 360, PS3 Tags: binary domain, Sega, super monkey ball, Yakuza

When you're done killing with Yakuza, you start killing the games industry...


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Sony's TGS 2011 lineup revealed

Posted Sep 1, 2011 at 3:33AM EST by Ryan F. Listed in: PSP, PS3, PS Vita Tags: news, Sony, tgs 2011

Check out Sony's lineup for the upcoming Tokyo Game Show.


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Modern Warfare 3 leak reveals new multiplayer mode, player cap increase

Posted Aug 29, 2011 at 9:03PM EST by Karl B. Listed in: PS3, PC Gaming, Xbox 360 Tags: Activision, modern warfare 3

A now-removed YouTube video has allegedly given us more details on what to expect in Modern Warfare 3's multiplayer mode.


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Japanese software sales: July 11 to 17

Posted Jul 20, 2011 at 2:30PM EST by Carl B Listed in: PS3 Tags: hardware, Japanese, Konami, software

The latest Japanese software sales have been revealed. Is there a new game on top?


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The Witcher 2 gets free quest in next patch

Posted Jul 17, 2011 at 1:04PM EST by Karl B. Listed in: PC Gaming Tags: CD Projekt, the witcher 2

Although The Witcher 2's patch 1.3 still doesn't have a release date, CD Projekt already has a list of changes and new additions being introduced in the update.


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New Black Ops patch deployed

Posted Jul 13, 2011 at 5:43AM EST by Ryan F. Listed in: Xbox 360, PC Gaming Tags: Activision, call of duty: black ops, patch, Treyarch

Treyarch has released a new patch for the Xbox 360 and PC version of Call 0f Duty: Black Ops, offering a slew of new fixes and gameplay improvements to the ultra popular military shooter sequel.


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Massive Fallout: New Vegas patch incoming

Posted Jul 6, 2011 at 2:25AM EST by Ryan F. Listed in: Xbox 360, PC Gaming, PS3 Tags: Bethesda, fallout: new vegas, Obsidian Entertainment, patch

Just in time for the upcoming arrival of the third DLC pack of the game.


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Japanese top 50 software sales

Posted Jul 5, 2011 at 5:30PM EST by Carl B Listed in: PS3 Tags: atlier, Japan, Nintendo, Sony

The top 50 software sales for Japan have been revealed.


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Japanese software and hardware sales: June 20 - 26

Posted Jun 29, 2011 at 2:30PM EST by Carl B Listed in: PSP Tags: Japan, Nintendo, Sony, Zelda

The latest Japanese hardware and software sales numbers have been released. Is there a new game on top?


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QJ Downloads Roundup -- 6/18/11

Posted Jun 18, 2011 at 5:30PM EST by Carl B Listed in: Nintendo DS Tags: downloads, homebrew, Nintendo

Need to fuel your downloads craving? QJ has you covered in one comprehensive post.


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Crysis 2 patch 1.8 now live

Posted Jun 2, 2011 at 4:22AM EST by Ryan F. Listed in: PC Gaming Tags: crysis 2, Crytek, EA, patch

Crytek has released a new patch for the PC version of Crysis 2, adding a new "Advanced Graphics Options" menu which will allow you to tweak the graphics settings beyond the presets and more.


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PlayStation Store is back online!

Posted Jun 2, 2011 at 12:24AM EST by Ryan F. Listed in: PSP, PS3 Tags: PlayStation Network, PlayStation Store, Sony

It's been a long time waiting, but finally... the PlayStation Store is now back online. Check out this week's huge PSN update, after the jump!


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Black Ops PC patch v1.09 goes live

Posted May 27, 2011 at 9:58PM EST by Ryan F. Listed in: PC Gaming Tags: Activision, call of duty: black ops, patch, Steam, Treyarch

Treyarch has released a new title update for the PC version of Call of Duty: Black Ops, bringing a slew of new fixes and improvements to the popular first-person shooter.


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DS Homebrew: Skull Panic v1.01

Posted May 17, 2011 at 4:11AM EST by Mabie A. Listed in: Nintendo DS Tags: duskwolf, homebrew, skull panic

The developer of Skull Panic would like to keep things a bit mysterious for his DS homebrew game, but it's fairly easy to spot that you'll be doing a whole lot of running in this game.


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PSP homebrew - PsPixel v2.0 04/30/11 update

Posted May 2, 2011 at 2:21PM EST by Karl B. Listed in: PSP Tags: kinow, pspixel

Homebrew coder Kinow has updated PsPixel, a homebrew app that lets you use your PlayStation Portable to create pixel art.


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Massive expansion for online hunting game theHunter announced

Posted Apr 29, 2011 at 1:00PM EST by Carl B Listed in: PC Gaming Tags: expansive worlds, the hunter

Free online PC game theHunter has received a massive update today, says publisher Expansive Worlds.


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White iPhone 4 Coming Wednesday

Posted Apr 25, 2011 at 1:42PM EST by QJ Staff Listed in: Tags: apple, ios, news, white iphone 4

It won't be long now! The shiny white unicorn will be here in a couple of days.


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Namco Bandai shows off first Nendoroid Generations screenshots

Posted Apr 24, 2011 at 4:35PM EST by Karl B. Listed in: PSP Tags: good smile company, Namco Bandai, nendoroid, nendoroid generation

First shots are just as cute as you'd expect.


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New details surface for Panzer Command: Osfront

Posted Apr 21, 2011 at 5:30PM EST by Carl B Listed in: PC Gaming Tags: black hand studios, Matrix Games, panzer command: osfront

Matrix Games and Black Hand Studios have released new information regarding their World War II title, Panzer Command: Osfront.


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PSP homebrew - PRXshot v0.2.1

Posted Mar 29, 2011 at 12:45AM EST by Ryan F. Listed in: PSP Tags: codestation, prxshot

Homebrew dev codestation is back on the scene again to update his latest project, PRXshot, a handy plugin that allows you to take in-game screenshots.


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PC version of Black Ops patched, First Strike DLC added

Posted Mar 25, 2011 at 9:18PM EST by Ryan F. Listed in: PC Gaming Tags: Activision, call of duty: black ops, games for windows, pc gaming, Steam, Treyarch

Treyarch has released a new patch for the PC version of Call of Duty: Black Ops.


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DS homebrew - nesDS v0.45a v2

Posted Mar 24, 2011 at 3:34AM EST by Ryan F. Listed in: Nintendo DS Tags: huiminghao, minitroopa, nesds, Nintendo

Homebrew devs huiminghao and minitroopa has released a new version of nesDS, a Nintendo/Famicom emulator for the Nintendo DS.


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Men of War: Assault Squad patched

Posted Mar 12, 2011 at 4:40AM EST by Ryan F. Listed in: PC Gaming Tags: games for windows, men of war: assault squad

1C Company and Best Ways' real-time strategy sequel has received a new update today, bringing a whole new set of vehicles and weapons, game balance improvements and bug fixes.


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iPad 2 News: Some iPad 2 Orders Already Shipped

Posted Mar 11, 2011 at 10:13PM EST by QJ Staff Listed in: Tags: apple, ios, news

If you waited a few hours after the iPad 2 went on sale at the Apple online store to place your order, you may be waiting 2-3 weeks to get yours, but some buyers who acted fast enough could be seeing their devices next week.


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