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Xbox 360 Tissue-Dispensing Alarm Clock?

Posted Jul 27, 2006 at 12:10AM EST by QJ Staff

Listed in: Xbox 360 Tags: Ring of Light, xbox 360 titles, Xbox Live Arcade

Xbox 360 Tissue Dispenser and Alarm Clock

What in the world have they done to the Xbox 360? Actually this is the creation of a guy named Jordan Keeler -- a guy who's into smashing stuff (yes, that's his hobby). Aside from that alarming pastime of his, he also loves to annoy and irk fanboys of all consoles...he seems to get a natural high out of it.

This one is actually a creation of his that he dedicated to a particular Xbox 360 site. The Xbox 360 was transformed from bullish game console to well, a tissue dispenser with an alarm clock. The guy sure knows how to press the right buttons to tick off fanboys. There's no clock display shown in this case mod pic, but he says the ring of light functions as a snooze button. Now, he must prepare to face the wrath of Xbox 360 fanboys.

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instead of using the money he wasted to smash thing, he coulda feed thousands with the same amount of money spended on a 360, go to the dump and im sure you can find a lot to smash instead of buying brand new things to smash. for all we know it could be daddy's money he's using. But then again, I'm not sure if i will donate if I'm rich. I probably don't like the constant reminder and such.

# whatever! — Guest 2006-07-27 06:21

It looks like this guy just stuck tissue paper in the disc drive. How can we be sure he destroyed a 360 in this pic? I think it's a joke. I can take a pic of a some toilet paper sticking out of my 360 and call it an outhouse I guess. Look, I'm just not going to believe everyting I see.

# actually... — Vecha 2006-07-27 07:04

"doubt he'd mess with the other consoles, because most projects I've seen on the internet are solely 360 related"

just like they did the 360 where they went and bought one...then smashed it..

they plan to do it with the ps3 and wii...a fanboy like you wouldn't know of this though.

# hahah — Guest 2006-07-27 07:12

"doubt he'd mess with the other consoles, because most projects I've seen on the internet are solely 360 related"

........i wonder why??????

hahah idiot

# idiot — Guest 2006-07-27 07:12

what an idiot, i dont care if you think it is a crap console. I would rather sell it and use the money to buy something else than turn it into a freakin tissue dispenser. geez, there goes 300 or 400 bucks.

# tp — Guest 2006-07-27 07:57

I didn't modify the console, I just stuffed some tissue paper in there...

# HA HA — Guest 2006-07-27 10:46

They finally found good use for that piece of S***. It's games suck so he recycled it into something useful. I would have sold it or burned it but I like his idea. Oh and #9 at least we get more bang for our buck than your cheap crappy console. Microsoft is done for.

# LOL! — Guest 2006-07-27 10:59

Has this been posted onto the PS3 section of qj.net aswell or something? ...there's more comments here from Sony fanboys then Microsoft ones! lol!

I don't see how this is supposed to piss people off? I own a 360 n love it to bits! Just because some guy has effectively thrown away the cost of a 360 makes me feel thankful that i'm not a retard lol! (oh and to say the 360 is crap with no reasoning behind it is abit stupid? ...its the best console available!)

# hummmm — Guest 2006-07-27 11:03

i think a better mod for the lamebox 1.5 would have been to transform it into toilet paper...that way we could wipe our @sses w/ it....

# #19..?? — Guest 2006-07-27 11:08

best console available?...ya thats why the ps2 is out sellin it 20 to 1 in the states and 80 to one in Jap....and thats not includin the handhelds...

# Lol — Guest 2006-07-27 11:46

Lol that is pretty funny (and I love my Xbox 360, I'm just not a loser like #s 1, 18, and 20))

Though this guy needs to find a real hobby, he comes off to me as a jackass who has no friends and nothing better to do...

# what makes them sony fanboys, huh — Guest 2006-07-27 11:59

why cant they be nintendo fanboys or you xbox1.5 owners still think that the wii60 ***** will hold up. ha keep dreaming! xbots

# LOL — Guest 2006-07-27 12:59

My 360 Wii's on your PS3 *****ESS!!!

# sony fanboys...because... — Vecha 2006-07-27 13:23

"why cant they be nintendo fanboys or you xbox1.5 owners still think that the wii60 ***** will hold up. ha keep dreaming! xbots"

they say thing liks xbots..and...1.5...the ps3 is just a ps2.5 according to you...

you are a fanboy because you choose one console over the rest...

makes you a dumbass.

# what is wrong with you people.? — Guest 2006-07-27 23:02

i personally come here to read news on the 360, if its a crap console or not it is irrelivant. grow up, read the articles if you dont like them or the 360 for that matter simply dont come to this site.

its sad that certain individuals having nothing better to do than fight over electronics haha.......

maybe if you used all that thinking and anger into something more usefull the world would be a better place.

# Wonder what this guy does with cars — Guest 2006-07-27 23:26

Probably would turn a bentley into a ford.

# you are all bloody idiots. — Guest 2006-07-28 00:40

Fanboys can kiss my ass, anyone who defends a consumer item over another, or feels that it's their "duty" to bash another CONSUMER item then you suck ass. Seriously, your lives are waste, go find something better to do with your lives.

So the guy turned a 360 into a tissue dispenser and alarm clock, who the ***** cares? It's his money, let him do what he wants with it.

The smashmystuff.com people are typical dumbasses, they collect money from idiots like you (i.e.fanboys) then smash another consumer item. then you all either giggle away like children at it or get pissed.

GET A LIFE!!! THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THEN GODDAMN GAMES CONSOLES!!!

# ! — Oblivix 2006-07-29 14:55

Oh snap! I want an Xbox 360 toaster.

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