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Pwnage: kid gets creamed during Gears of War launch |
Listed in: Xbox 360 Tags: Epic Games, GameStop, Michigan
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When they call Detroit, Michigan, "Motor City," they weren't kidding. Because when the gears of war are running the motors of the D, things get a bit out of hand. Puns aside, a scene happened at a local GameStop when Epic Games' Gears of War was released.
Everyone was sure excited over the game's release, true. But when a 15-year-old lined up for it, he got more than he bargained for. When the cashier had announced that their last copy of the game was just purchased, a 36-year-old guy in the line named "Deion" snapped. He started yelling and tried cutting in line, until eventually a brawl started.
The poor teenager got beaten up and was taken to the hospital once the police arrived to restore order. Now arrested for aggravated assault, "Deion" is waiting for an arrangement at a correctional facility. As for that final copy of Gears of War... nobody ended up with it. It was taken in by the police as evidence.
So, what's the lesson here, kids?
When justice is served, cops get a free game! Haha!
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mod your 360 and download it until you can find a copy.
i think Epic should give this kid something special. granted it wasn't Epic's fault. the kid still got his ass beat for trying to enjoy their game, and he didn't even get to keep the copy he paid for.
this is the kind of ***** that makes me think, a "shockingly excessive show of force is the best deterrent". kill the *****er and lets see if it ever happens again...
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Now, MS’s saying “play Craps of War instead” when this GoW is as good as Perfect Dark Crap? We don’t want another crap from you MS which sets low standard for the developers; therefore, developers can release craps with low budge and short production time. The followings are some examples: Crap Rising, Ghost Recon: Advanced Crap, Craps Row, Lost Crap (lost cause?), Phantasy Crap Universe, Crap Witch, Crapman Returns, Splinter Cell: Double Craps, Dead or Crap 4, Project Crap Racing 3, et cetera. MS must learn this fact. One A graded game is far better than ten class B or C games all added together, moreover one class A game needs less budget, time and brain power to make than 10 class B games do.
Crapbox Live Service is a total joke and nonsense; everyone but idiots knows such common knowledge. Such online service is totally free in PC gaming industry (except RPGs of course). MS started this whole ret@rded nonsense years ago because they have no moral. Sony’s PlayStation Network Service (PNS) is free exactly like the one in the PC industry. Sony also recently officially said in a document that they will never do (in the future) such nonsense & crazy thing to their consumers like MS has done with their XBL.
Now it’s a fact that Microsoft is a totally rubbish company. They have always run MS in such ways. Now what MS is doing? MS is releasing tidbits of info on Crapalo 3 from this Nov to Dec on 20 different days. No one has time to check out all those tidbits on Halo 3 scattered all over the net during 20 days. MS needs to learn how to shut up until they actually release it.
* 5 reasons why Craps of War’s gonna be the Halo killer. (Pros)
- Xbox fanboys are just happy if they see MS brand name on their games (so many people buy computer mouse from MS just because there’s MS logo on it)
- I heard a rumor that half of all X360 owners are those people who think their TV speakers can talk to them (these idiots think they are soldiers when they play first person killer games like GoW)
* 5 reasons why Craps of War is not gonna be the Halo killer. (Cons)
- Very bad frame rate when the actions are intense (it’s playing slide show, stutter-fest)
- GoW is all about camping (because of the 2nd person view); therefore, frustratingly boring
- Skilled players camp with shooting & hiding tactic again and again; noobies will come to them then those noobies will be killed easily by the skilled campers by shotgun or chainsaw.
- Button A is context-sensitive and easy to use; but the matter is that when you want to run away, sometimes you will be locked on a nearby wall instead; then he will have a very easy kill.
- 8 for MP (any first person killer game which can’t support at least 24 players is like not having any multiplayer mode at all, my Call of Crap 2 X360 version is collecting dust)
- the most boring standard team deathmatch (TD) mode only
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I was playing Gears of War today, and I had a blast.
yupp, so hows waiting for the PS3 going? ahaha
Yeah, I guess maybe that 30 year old was having a bad day?
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GoW alone had at least say 8.9s to perfect 10s (or 4.5s to perfects 5s) almost everywhere. Slide show? I play co op split screen and co op link cable and ive only experienced noticable slow down in one single area, and there was no enemies so it did not affect my gameplay.
Your arguments make NO sense. Xbox Live is crap? Xbox live is the reason online play is so damn popular with consoles. Until live, online play was a thing for computers. Look at sonys online so far. The playstation (or if you were a ms fanboy, im sure you would call it the gaystation and think your damn witty) has HORRIBLE online play. Its not a standard feature so half the games out there that would benifit greatly from it (be it for multyplayer or for patches) dont.
Also the ps2 had one of the worst launches imo. The systems broke down plenty. Play a dvd on it and it burns up the things power. Lets not even start with the fact that the old system can barly read any new games out on the thing.
If anyone here deserves to get "creamed" its you. I cant stand fan boys from either end of the spectrum but you go above and beyond the call of moron.
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Another thing dont call games non-A titles when you have no clue what makes something A+, take splinter cell ghost recon, dead or alive, hell all the games you listed are A+ titles, last time i checked money spent on the game and money it made make it a A title. As for "Sony also recently officially said in a document that they will never do (in the future) such nonsense & crazy thing to their consumers like MS has done with their XBL." first id say show me where sony said this but i believe they really did sony is very arrogant but thats not the point, if i remember correctly sony release a HDD for ps2 couple years back which was function with like 2 games(both mmos) and you couldn't even store data on the thing IMO thats a pretty ridiculous but even further when they re-released the ps2(just a way for sony to charge the same amount for a system that costing them way less to produce) they completely abandoned the hdd altogther. So please dont act as if sony is this great customer service company, ive not seen 1 person claim MS is so your kinda proving a moot point anyway.
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I guess while I am enjoying Gears, all those PS3 fanboys are enjoying those gay "floating PS3" comercials on TV.
Back on topic, I live near Detroit and honestly, when a big man named Deion starts freaking out, you get the ***** out of there. Its also a possibility that the 15 y/o might have been one of those REALLY annoying kids, and was irritating everyone in line. If you live in that kind of area, you either know how to keep out of Deion's way, or you are a special kind of stupid.
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maybe that got the guy mad and beat him up.....
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and dont be mad because your a poor *****a
don b hatin playa
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there are only 2 pros and six cons, when you said 5 each, so learn to count
now i will bash PS3 even though i would take one if i got it for free
PS3 will fail because no one besides dirty 30 something year old men will buy it
no appealing games, too expensive, not buyer or developer friendly, the reasons are obvious why PS3 likes it anally
I swear to god Sony must employ dumb*****s like this to post shtit on forumns to try and appeal to the public by bashing things that they dont own
Its simular to racism...
BLACK GUY:im black and its better to be black because you have a HUGE pen1s
WHITE GUY: NO! im white and its better to be white because you can get a good job and have a moderately big pen1s
ASIAN GUY: ***** both of you
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The problem is, this guy couldn't sue this nuc-nuc for anything, since he probably lives in the 'jects and his Chrysler 300 is about to get repo'd.
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Now back on topic, you inconsiderate fool.
I hope this 36 year old serves jail time. People like him are the scum of the earth
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And FYI, there is not one peron bashing the PS3 or Sony in this thread. There is only people defending the GOW and X360 bashing.
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I have been playing since Wednesday.....I played for about 5 hours online yesterday. No lag ever, and certainly no framerate issues.
You must work for EA!
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No, but seriously, my eyes are bleeding. Ret@ard-to-English translation: I bought Xbox, played Halo, now I'm dissing it because that was the one game I played and I think Xbox sucks now. Then I'm going to sell it for $250 on PS3 launch (Good luck buddy, no ones going to buy that old used piece of sh** from you for $250), and I'M GOING TO SAY XBOX CAME OUT BECAUSE OF PS3 WITH MY CAP LOCKS ON. Then I'm going to say that Microsoft's first attempt at the console biz should have spent more time in Dev.(Then explain what that means to people how clearly have workin' Brains), and finally say I'm not a PS3 fanboy(Yeah right, and I'm Nomura) and say I finally realized that Xbox sucks.
(I wonder how many rules of the English language I broke right there.....Heh, oh well, I hate LA.)
............Um.....Yeah....Do you ride the little bus to school?
(BTW, like SlamSlayer, I'm a Gamer, not a Fanboy. Sorry if you took offense to anything in my translation. My friend got GOW and IT IS AMAZING.)
((P.S. To the 15-year-old who got his ass beat: Hope you feel better! ;^^ ))
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