In time for Valentine's: Halo shirts for gamer couples

Posted Feb 12, 2007 at 11:09PM by QJ Staff Listed in: Xbox 360 Tags: Bungie Store, Bungie Studios, Cortana
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Those that frag together stay together... - Image 1 


If you're a fan of Jen Taylor, the voice-actress behind the maddening Cortana, or if you're really just a creepy guy who's insanely in-love with artificial-intelligences constructed from the flash-cloned brains of genius female doctors, then the long-sleeved sweatshirt in the image above shirt might be for you.

If you're a average frag-loving, kill-loving Halo gamer-lady (We don't know which term is considered politically correct anymore! Some complain that gamer-girl is derogatory. Whatever.), then the above baby-tee is for you.

As cool and timely as the above shirts are, it is Valentines after all, it would really rock if the backs of both shirts said this:

I have defied gods and demons.
I am your shield, I am your sword.
I know you; your past, your future.
This is the way the world ends.


That snippet from the May 2006 announcement trailer would make both shirts a bit more romantic than they already are. The snippet would also make it an auto-purchase for some of us here at QJ.

Both shirts are available at the Official Bungie Store. Both sell for around US$ 16.95. If you're socially acceptable enough to end up with a gamer girl(boy)friend, and Halo is part of your gaming sphere of interest, then the shirts are definitely worth it.

Via Bungie Store

 
 
 

Comments

by - 2007-02-13 10:28:32
HOW F'in GAY

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by - 2007-02-13 11:03:50
AHHA

DUDE..... IF YOU WORE THAT YOU WOULD BE SO RIDICULED IN PUBLIC. That is like wearing a Redneck 4-wheeling shirt or something. AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHAAHHHHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
by - 2007-02-17 18:38:39
Not my style

I don't know if there's anything that will get me to wear one these shirts. As for it being romantic using cortana's message, it might be. Except for the "this is how the world ends" part.

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