I was a bit too afraid to come up to Chris Masters and talk to him while he was conscious for fear of the above picture happening to me, so I've taken the liberty of sneaking up behind him and beating him senseless with a crowbar for this article. In any case, Chris Masters will be part of the roster for THQ's WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2007, and you can be sure he's going to show off his chiseled features again.

The latest info on the red-briefed wrestler with the Masterlock states that he's not only narcissistic, but rather violent as well. Remember, this is the heel that thinks he's perfect and calls himself "The Masterpiece," and spent some time in the ring challenging people to break his submission move. He did it by pissing famous grapplers off by insulting their moves, and basically angered a ton of wrestlers with his audacity. The day he beat up Sgt. Slaughter during his Masterlock Challenge was a sad day in wrestling history, as Slaughter is definitely a legend deserving of more respect and the Cobra Clutch is a cooler-sounding submission move. He also began his WWE career by breaking Steven Richards' nose and fracturing the bone around the man's eye in his debut match.

In any case, we've got some more screenshots of the guy for you. Do us a favor and smash this heel into the ground. If not for justice and world peace, then at least do it to let me sleep at night.