Breakdancing glitch in Gears of War

Posted Dec 4, 2006 at 3:21AM by Mabie A. Listed in: Xbox 360 Tags: Epic Games, Microsoft, YouTube
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Battling it out in the combat zone ain't no walk in the park. Probably, this soldier right here just got burned out, that's why he decided to go have a breather by doing some breakdance moves--in mid-air!

Now, I'm torn between being amazed at this gravity-defying stunt, or if I should go call for help for this guy's exorcism. Oh...wait, it's not? Oh...I see...it's actually a glitch that harrisonh1 came across while playing Gears of War! Right...but of course. Demons, exorcisms, breakdances--in the field of battle?!!?

Hogwash.

Unfortunately, this glitch isn't. Hmmm...maybe we could get him to do the moonwalk or something.



 
 
 

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by ballsackjoe - 2006-12-04 04:07
» sweet

no i can masturbate while playing gears!!!

by Mr. Common Sense - 2006-12-04 04:43
» L is for loser!

What the f*ck is wrong with you you sick f*ck? Did you ever get past that berzerker yet? Get a life and a job you pathetic loser! The word now has a w at the end of it. I swear this kid has down syndrome. The only things he knows is what a videogame taught him!

by not my real name - 2006-12-04 06:37
» where can I donate to help?

Come on give the little guy a break. Masturbation is one of the few things he gets to do other than play videogames 24/7. I'm giving $1000 to retard race for the cure to help little boys like ballsackjoe do something with his life.

by Acouto - 2006-12-04 08:42
» Masturbation is not a crime.

I have no idea why he made that comment in this post(gay?)

but men do or would like to do 4 things more than anything,

1. *****

2. Jack-off

3. Eat

4. Sleep



Priority 1 and 2 switch around depending if you have a girlfirend/wife.

by ok.. - 2006-12-04 13:27
» HI

TALK about going off topic..this glitch is pretty cool excelt GOW SUCKS!! RS: Vegas is 10000times more fun :)

by jesus - 2006-12-04 14:24
» ...

wtf is wrong with jerking off... stupid christans. jerking off kicks ass.

by Mau - 2006-12-04 15:08
» Now

that was a stupid thing to say...... +p

by hmmmmm - 2006-12-04 16:09
» .....

"TALK about going off topic..this glitch is pretty cool excelt GOW SUCKS!! RS: Vegas is 10000times more fun :) "



you melee behind the head and get curb stomped for saying that... or maybe because you just can't win with GOW online and get your ass rodeo'd all the time...



pwn

by MGSROCKS1 - 2006-12-04 17:37
» This a vidogame website not a religious one

Stop talking about other religions like that. If you want to go and jack off, then do what ever you want, no ones stopping your doing it 24/7.



Anyways, there were other glitches I found too:



1) Someone can chainsaw you even if your around the corner.



2) Like the video sometimes you float in mid air.



3) Sometimes you get stuck in your position and can't move.



4) Sometimes a person just slides from one place to another.

by ballsackjoe - 2006-12-05 02:47
» hey sailor

i may be mentalee chalengad and masturbates all the time to soft kore gay porn and plays videogames all the time but come on i never get any money to help my addiktion.

by ballsackjoe - 2006-12-05 09:00
» chill out you concieted *****bag

the guy above this is a fake, but i appreciate the guesture?







To Mr. Common sense: i dont own any video game consoles, so im sorry to say that i didnt get past the beserker yet, and you masterbate too, sont say youve never cranked one out.







Also, your on the internet telling me i need a life or job, when you have neither one of these things or a girl, and im sorry for the typo, ***** happens.

I wrote this at my schools tech lab, sorry i have enough free time to say goofy ***** and possibly play quake on the college servers. (break some computer at UK and ill come fix it, otherwise im stuck here for an hour)





although my girl prefers to give head than jerk one out for me, i never would object to the latter.

To everyone else:

Masterbation is self love and i will take any money you send my way, as long as i dont have to masterbate for it

sont be so embarassed or so insecure that like mr. common sense here you cant take a sexual statement without *****ting yourself and posting things that make you look like an *****, a sweaty itchy *****



and that is all

by ballsackjoe - 2006-12-05 09:07
» fixed it for mr common sense

Now i can masterbate while playing gears!



Its fun to put either an exclamation or question mark after everything i say?!?! just like Mr. CS!



also, who care about this *****, ohhh look it looks like he's breakdancing! ohhh snap!



and also everyone please extend your pinky finger, and look at it closely, if it is larger than your ***** please do not post on the forumns



Now i know that isnt fair to some of you, but im an elitest whore and i know im better than all of you, or at least on par with you



If i have to stop masterbating, the terrorists have won

by tu madre chupas mi pene - 2006-12-05 09:13
» LOL

I never thought that a topic about a gut break dancing in gears of war would turn into a religious masturbation topic

by Mr. Common Sense - 2006-12-05 12:45
» Elitest whore?

Yeah, but you're masturbating to this? Now that is exactly what I'm talking about, mmmmm k? That's just f*cked up you know? Also Again I don't know everything you do in your free time but would prefer not to. And just because I don't mention pus*y on a VIDEOGAME forum, doesn't mean it's hard to come by.

by AngryOldMan - 2006-12-14 20:38
» Do you know?

Do you know how Muslims have a mind blowing explosive orgasm?





A: They just push the detonate button as they climax.



ba-dun-buh... DING.

by ScottishN Proud - 2006-12-21 02:06
» Glitches,

Well this is a very interesting conversation about glithces and Masturbation...



Anyway a glitch is a glitch and if its there then use it, because we all know it will get fixed so enjoy it while you can.



Also my name on here is my gamertag, if you want a lesson in G.O.W without any glitches bring it on..



P.S I have both G.O.W and Vegas and G.O.W is a billion times more fun because unless u use your brain u will die. If u hate it then u cant play it, if u play long enough u will begin to love it after all it is just G.R.A.W but with added bits.

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