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Bonnie Burton: Halo Tutor
Posted Dec 21, 2006 at 11:40PM EST by QJ Staff

 Listed in: Xbox 360 Tags: NBA, PMS clan
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Wired reports that professional gamer Bonnie Xena Burton, 15, a member of the PMS clan, is making a killing, I mean, a living teaching older men the "art of pwnage." Apparently the style of teaching over at gaming-lessons is good enough to attract celebrity clients like NBA player Luke Walton and Richard Jefferson, and rappers Lil Dru and Moka Blast.

When Bonnie isn't competing professionally, she earns $25 an hour teaching/helping players how to better their game. The job definitely pays more than baby-sitting. Well, it is still sorta like baby-sitting, only it's older men who are in need of some skillz training, and not overactive four-year-olds.

When you think about it would you rather learn Halo from a fat smelly "hardcore" dude that looks like this:

a bit too harcore...


Or would you rather learn/practice Halo with a (we apologize in advance to those who find the term gamer-girl offensive) 15 year old gamer-girl ? Common sense says...

Via Wired

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# wow — Guest 2006-12-22 03:42
i'd rather take lessons from the fat ass what the hell anyway a 15 year old girl? she is either whoring that money out of guys or she is stealing it cuz damn who the HELL pays a high school girl actual money to train them in video games? perverts perhaps? if you're honestly that pathetic that you need tips from a 15 year old on how to play a video game you need to check yourself into a hospital right NOW because you just attained a whole new level of pathetic

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# ill tell u who.. — jiggy410 2006-12-22 06:40
people who suck ass and have no business playing halo 2..the same people who resort to standbying games, unranked or not.



stick to your Kingdom Hearts u pathetic non-testicle having jerks........

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# do not insult me i am mr.fat blob — Guest 2006-12-22 06:47
I TAKE HIGH OFFENSE TO NORMAL PEOPLE WHO MAKE FUN OF MY HUGE BLOBBYNESS. JUST BECAUSE I CANNOT MOVE MYSELF WITHOUT THE HELP OF A CRANE, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN INSULT ME.



oh yeh btw, im FATFATFAT im FATFATFAT

im a BLOBBLOBBLOB im a BLOBBLOBBLOB

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# to jiggy — Haki 2006-12-22 06:51
i agree with u except the part about the Kingdom hearts =/ that game owns halo 2 anyday

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# .. — Guest 2006-12-22 07:01
Sure does! and ps3 sucks..

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# . — Guest 2006-12-22 08:15
Yeah that image wasn't really necessary. And QJ's little throw-in's here and there are not any where humorous at all, in fact it makes me want to come here less. It makes it seem as if the people hired for this website have no real sense of any kind of journalism or just reporting news what so ever.

Get a life guys.

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# GOW FTW — Guest 2006-12-22 12:10
GOW pwns kingdom hearts anyday, kingdom hearts is for n00bs

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# To Jiggly — Guest 2006-12-22 15:20
Suck ass, you are talking about that game with auto-aim, correct? I do truthfully hope you feel superior talking s*** over the internet (speaking of no testicles). I really did want an x360 but if the majority of the people on Live is like you then screw that.

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# wtf — Guest 2006-12-22 20:30
*****er!, you can not compare kingdom hearts to a next gen game YA ASS ***** DONT BE STUPID!!!

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# FAT F*** — Guest 2007-01-14 17:13
im fat ***** ass!!!

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