War of the Next-Gen Consoles: A Silent Film with German Subtitles |
It's not your soundcards, folks. This video doesn't have audio. It's not your eyes, either. The on-screen text is German. We believe this is the first and only YouTube video of the foreign film/silent film genres. A perplexing combination that we know will leave most of you saying those three infamous letters: w, t, f.
Fortunately, early viewers of “Wii Fights PS3/Xbox 360” have provided the rough translation and you can read it as you watch the video:
A challenge from Bill Gates and Ken Kutaragi!
Bill sends out his Xbox 360 and Ken his Playstation 3!
Go Wii!
What should Wii do? FIGHT/ITEMS/GAMES/ESCAPE
REVOLUTION/BLUEOCEAN/REVMOTE/CULT MP 35/35 TYPE: NORMAL
Wii uses BLUE OCEAN!
Wii: We donÂ’t have to fight. IÂ’ll go my own way.
Xbox 360 has been defeated.
PS3: You really think you can stop me with this?
Playstation 3 uses IDEA STEALER.
IDEA STEALER became REPLAYMOTE.
PS3 uses REPLAYMOTE.
What should Wii do? FIGHT/ITEMS/GAMES/ESCAPE
Wii uses CULT.
PS3: NOOOO!
Playstation 3 has been defeated.
You have defeated Bill Gates and Ken Kutaragi.
Gates: Please have mercy! IÂ…I wonÂ’t buy Nintendo, I promise
Kutaragi: If I only had used my Graphic Wonder Technique or Third Party Technique, I had won. Damn!
Â…Hey!? Wii is evolving!
Â…to be continued
Via Go Nintendo
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Comments
f*ck you!Wii suxx,PS3 will RULE!!
funny how *****s think ps3 aing gonna take the market..ya mofos just wait and see yo...ya gone be amazed..we are talking abt an all in one system here dudes....the controller of wii(since some *****as say sony stole nintendos idea) good graphics of the x360 that is superior in the ps3 and the *****ing power of SONY to back all of that up...yo...ya just cant mess with those sony dudes...1
i dont want to see another god damn flame war the real loosers are those who firmly stick to their opinions based on rumor and instead of making educated predictions or wait for the results they insist!! and i mean INSIST "thier" consol will win. get a life and buy the god damn games you want and then just happen to pick up the corisponding consol
Where the whole comments page is full of Sony fanboys going on and on about how the graphics make this a lie. Get over it idiots, it's a video someone made. If you like the PS3 get it and enjoy it, but don't start complaining because of a video. (And if you've gotta argue, get better arguments than graphics, if you love things that look good so much more than gameplay, go watch a movie instead.)
You should be banned from the internet. I didn't understand a word you said and you sound like your no older than 12.
WTF. This is a Wii promo. Shouldn't this be in the Wii section and NOT THE PS3 section? Nintendo idiots.
My god were your parents related? I mean before they were married? Do you have accuall defence on your claims how things will turn out in sales or are you just spitting out stuff
Vollidioten! Ich fands lustig.
LMFAO Idea Stealer attack!
Sehr Lustig! I do think that the Wii is gonna be kick *** and I am going to get it but I still love my Xbox 360, I might get the PS3 when they get really cheap. I definitaly like this vid. Anyone else notice how the Germans are really comming out with some funny videospielen related humor? I mean first the Yboy and now this!
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