The Wii safety pages they didn't want you to see

Posted Dec 9, 2006 at 2:11AM by QJ Staff Listed in: Wii Tags: Japan, Wiimote, YouTube
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The folks at The Iconfactory just couldn't, resist could they? Anyway, in an act that causes one to recall most of Tyler Durden's mischief, mayhem, and soap, The Iconfactory folks have released their take on the begging-to-be-parodied Japanese Wii Safety manual.

Now, now, folks, no need to get angry. Remember, the fine line between geek and fan-boy is that geeks revel in healthy amounts of self-deprecation from time to time. I mean, who else other than geeks think up D&D jokes?

Remember, the Wii is not a toaster, the Wii will not fight wars for you, the Wii cannot drive, the Wii cannot be swallowed, and the Wii cannot marry you. Also, in the event that you are surrounded by Ninjas the Wiimote is not a suitable weapon. Yeah, they're all the original stills found in the YouTube embed in this post. Still, despite their relative age, they're still worth a good laugh, and hey, at least now you guys can use the images as forum icons/avatars or whatever.

Now go, unwashed heathens, spread the Wii-love. If you want, you can click the read link below to check out other Wii Safety shenanigans (wallpapers, desktops, and such) from The Iconfactory.

 
 
 

Comments

by - 2006-12-09 11:10:13
aqaq

lmao
by - 2006-12-10 03:27:20
asdf

Fot the Wuck?
by Twenty-Se7en - 2006-12-10 10:36:35
Laugh Out Loud

Some of those are funny as hell. They did a good job on the drawing. It's too bad that they didn't weed out of few of the really crappy ones, just to make them as a whole better. Also, some very smart-ass subtitles could have made them really good as well.
by - 2006-12-11 19:59:55
omfg

okay, maybe the nunchuk sword thing was a bit funny, but the war one went a little too far.. anyway, like Twenty-Se7en sed, a lot of these are funny as hell, especially the guy like sticking it down his pants (what the f@ck is that?!), but nintendo must've really been drunk that night to come up with all of these

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