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PS3: the bottomless well and the urge to not flame |
Listed in: Wii, PS3, Xbox 360 Tags: Electronic Arts, MTV, Phil Harrison, SIXAXIS, Sony
I've been reading through the news, and I came across this yet another amazing bit of info about the PS3 from the ever-lovable Phil Harrison. MTV reports this amusing bit:And what did he make of recent reports that Electronic Arts claimed their launch titles for PS3 only used 20 percent of the system? He said "Gran Turismo 2" maxed out the first PlayStation, and that "God of War II," coming in March 2007, will "be about as good as it gets" on PS2. But for PS3, the system's capabilities will keep changing as its firmware gets constantly updated via the Internet, and developers will continue to learn new ways to best use the machine's multiple processors and SIXAXIS controller. Sony's games on PS3 right now use "less than half" of the PS3, he said. "Nobody will ever use 100 percent of its capability."
Yeah, Ryan A. reported on this before, and he has very fair take Harrison's words. The thing is, while I do understand that Harrison was trying to say that the PS3 can do so much more than it already is doing at the moment, and that the CELL is like a bottomless well, choice of words just struck me as wrong. Lets get the line "Nobody will ever use 100% of PS3's capability" and then let's run it through several bad fan-boy translations:
Line: "Nobody will ever use 100% of PS3's capability."
Fan-boy Translations collected from all over the intertubes (because the internet is made of tubes):
"Our developer kits suck ass."
"Developers are too stupid to program for the PS3."
"You will never, in a long time, see a real PS3 game."
"We don't know how to work this thing, and no one else will"
"we give you a six cylinder car, but we promise you that nobody will ever be able to figure out how to run it with all six cylinders."
"I'm selling you this package for $600, but you'll never ever be able to utilize everything in this package."
"You can use 100% of the PS2 but you're PS3 will never be worth it"
There's more, but you guys could probably come up with better stuff. I know, I know, I'm just being a tad too harsh here. We know that he didn't really mean anything negative by what he said, but the words he used are just open to so many negative interpretations.
He also said that thinking that games are about fun is a challenge to be overcome and that games should deal with other themes like fear, uncertainty, and whatever mature, artsy thing you want to extend his list with. Yeah, I know, He meant that games are fun, and that games should also be more than just fun - he just didn't say it that way.
The sad part about this is that as an exec, it's Harrison's job to make the company look good. Sigh. As the bumper stickers say, "shit happens."
While I am putting Mr Harrison under a spotlight at the moment, I'm not trying to bash just him, or Sony's PR practices. I'm just using him as an example because he's, er... recent. And you guys like recent, right? Phil isn't alone. So many other execs from so many other companies say things that make your brain do back-flips. I'm trying to point out that we like the PR boo-boos. Yeah we do. Admit it, the fan-boy translations above made you at least chuckle. We like PR faux-pas and we're hoping they say something "dumb" again so we can attack their statement like starved wolves. It's entertainment. And we like it. I like it.
This is what keeps me surfing through gaming news. So many people in authority keep saying things they probably shouldn't have, and many more say things they probably don't mean. The entertainment just doesn't end with the quotes either. The damage control that follows is even more hilarious.
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Up yours too while we're at it.
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Example - All PS3 games are region free!
Fanboys - I hate sony, they're forcing dvelopers to make region free games, and PS2 games aren't region free on PS3. Cry ***** moan...
That's all they do. Harrsion should just say it how he wants, he's not gonna convert anyone by mincing words.
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Oh sorry fanboy, didnt see you there ¬_¬ .
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It also proves that the PS3 owners (and hopeful owners) are chomping at the bit for any kind of PS3 news.
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but with the ps3 u can ether have loads of things happening, with crappy gfx, or pretty gfx with *****ty boring simple game.
its a win loose ether way! never 100%
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Nice 1 QJ! I blame the moons gravitational pull on the brains of news writers the world over... :-D
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RKAKAKAKAKAKAKA KAKAKAAKAKA
touch my nipples please.....
ugh yeah thats the *****.....
.........the moon made me do it........
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Oh, BTW, "the urge not to flame" would've been better grammar...
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You can get Xbox Live for $3.33/mo very easiler. Don't tell me that that isn't worth it.
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1. The PS3 will be abandoned when the PS4 or galaxy or whatever is introduced before it reaches it's potential.
2. The cell is difficult to program for and using the 7 processing units for something useful takes a long time to learn to do
3. Developers will not invest enough time or money to use its potential, instead looking for quick profit
4. Security restrictions prevent great homebrew from being developed
5. Disappointing console sales will lower developers' interest in making expensive games
6. Crappy typical $ony development kits are preventing advanced games from being developed easily
So which one is it Phil?
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2.If you can't max it, There is no need for a PS4.....
3. Sony, Themselves who made the system! The people who know what they put in it, dnt know how to use it to its full potential.....
WTH?!?!?!
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1- you mean just like xbox and what Sony isn't doing to the PS2?
2-the team on FFXIII has already been saying they figured a great way to utilize all the available cell processors
3- uhh once again FFXIII
4- you can run linux on it, secruity restrictions are at a minimum and you also got region free games.
5- Pfft you wanna go make up some of your projected sales numbers based of your own made up consumer reports?
6- Tell me when you have one of these dev kits and know enough about programming is understand it.
Maybe you could ask ol' Billy Gates something for me... with everything you've stolen from others, and all the pain you've caused releasing poor versions of OSs in your lifetime do you actually have the ability to sleep at night?
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F'ing Cheapskate.
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I'm going to do the opposite. My plan is to hang out at M$'s website all day until Bill Gates says anything. The second step is to use whatever he said and compare it to the PS3 and mention how PS3 is better. He may say something about the Zune but hey PS3 is better! Take that Bill Gates, since I flamed him people will be convinced to buy Sony products - The mind of an Xbot.
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F'ing Cheapskate"
Cheapskate? CHEAPSKATE?!
Are you not one of the players who complained of PS3's high price? You would be the cheapskate in that case. Please think and dont jump to conclusions and call each other names. It makes you look like a retarded animal baby
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Also with Bill Gates if you've ever seen the movie Pirates of Silicone Valley, you'd know the only thing MS ever "stole" was the GUI technology that Apple bought from Xerox which all computers are based on now. Somebody would have "stolen" it eventually so why does it matter? Jesus that was 20 years ago get over it. Computer operating systems must work with many different hardware configurations and sh*t like that isn't easy. The newer Windows operating systems are excellent and just as good as Apple's. I'm looking forward to Vista myself.
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