Project Witches: Sultry girls against satanic monsters

Posted May 7, 2007 at 4:24AM by QJ Staff Listed in: Wii, PS3, Xbox 360, PC Gaming Tags: Revistronic, zombie
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 Project Witches - Image 1 


Project WITCHES is a third-person tactical combat game made by the folks of Revistronic for the Xbox 360, the Wii, the PC, and the PS3.

The game is set in a semi-zombie-infested, sorta-post-apocalyptic medieval world, where a dark demonic beast has established a "reign of slavery". You, the player, must direct Gwen, a "sultry warrior" who resists the demonic beast's will and leads a rebellion against his satanic power.

No we are not making this up. Head to the developer's page yourselves and check out the full cheesiness. Anyhow, would you believe that "Sultry girls against satanic monsters" is a key feature of the game? Given, DOAX2 though, yeah, you probably would.

Project Witches - Image 1 Project Witches - Image 2 Project Witches - Image 3 

No word yet on who will be publishing this game, no rating yet - hopefully it gets an M, and as far as release date goes, it has a wide, wide 2008 release window. We'll end this here, before we say anything more about this game. To be fair to it, yeah, the game does look "sultry" albeit, in a wrong way.

 
 
 

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by CHUCKINGROCKSATSPACESHIPS - 2007-05-07 00:13
» Although Cheesy...

It still looks like fun eye candy.

by [BOT] Bob - 2007-05-07 00:23
» Hopefully

The character models are as good as those renders, add in subsurface scattering, good animation, physics, biomechanical AI, and a virtual vibrator; and it will be a winner.





COME ON are you freaking serious!

by [BOT] Bob - 2007-05-07 00:43
» Woot

I wanna see more of her screw the gameplay.. lol

by Bryan - 2007-05-07 02:33
» Haha.

Those are probably PC or 360 screenshots. The Wii's graphics are probably so damn horrible, she'll look like a man!

by Annony - 2007-05-07 02:47
» DAAAAAAMN!!

With an @55 like the one in picture 2, the game will be a 'Greatest Hits' title after a month.

by hush404 - 2007-05-07 07:35
» -----------------------------forcing me to have a short description is retarded ------------------

how does she fight without clothes? Meh, simple idea... and they seem to be leaning on the "omg digital ladies!!!" idea, but... it could work.. I guess. Games have been made and successfull with dumber ideas.. cough, DOAXBV.

by hush404 - 2007-05-07 07:37
» lol

lol. Sigh. When ever I see multiplatform titles now it's like "This game is for the 360/PS3, with a different version for the PSP/Wii"



LOL, PSP having the same grafX as teh wii, priceless.

by shrink - 2007-05-07 20:10
» Why not?

Why not showing the characters (at least the ladies) all nude?

All the time you see those half-naked protagonists in RPGs and other games.

But nobody dares to show them all nude.

Most of those games are for adults anyway.

They could even have sex at some point.

Why not?

Is it because of those prude American developers?

We're all grown-ups playing those games (I suggest).

I mean it shouldn't be a porn-game. But sex is a part of life. Make it realistic! Make it life WITH sex!

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