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Next-gen console pictures leaked!

Posted Jun 21, 2006 at 10:14AM EST by QJ Staff

Listed in: Wii, PS3, PSP, Xbox 360 Tags: Bill Gates, Ken Kutaragi, Linux, Microsoft, PSWii, Sony

Console Boxing ring
What the next gen console war will look like by King Cobra

Yes, all the rumours going around gaming circles are true! Sony and Microsoft informants have leaked hidden images from top secret headquarters. As you can expect, the images are a little below the belt towards the opposition, revealing their rival's weaknesses, whilst others have hidden messages about their own console.

Without further ado, here they are.

Sony Plans
Plans by Sony

This is an artists impression of a picture leaked by a Sony informant. According to the informant this top secret list now has another few additions. These additions include Windows, Mac and Linux because Sony seem be under the impression that the PS3 is a computer. Whats up, Ken? Perhaps you should get a psychologist...

The Usual by King Cobra

This leaked photo shows what happened to Bill Gates' beloved Xbox 360 the first time he plugged it into his TV at home. Gates remains confident that the combined forces of the local Fire Department and his industrial sprinkler system will tackle the fire which has been raging for 300 Days 25mins and 27 seconds. If it isn't put out soon I'm sure they'll release a patch or something.

BMW Ad
Even car companies share our thoughts

World-class car manufacturer BMW agree that hardware works better without Windows, so who's to second-guess them? Judging by the last picture, their 100% correct.

Xbox360 Cheaper
The only thing they can brag about by Sony Fan

This banner can be found in Ken Kutaragi's office. The image is believed to have been prescribed by Mr Kutaragi's psychologist in order to reassure him that the PS3 is NOT overpriced. This one can be found next to the banner below...

Kutaragi by Stephancelmare360

You can find this one in Kens office and also in Ken's bedroom which he kisses every night. This is another image perscribed by Kutaragi's psychologist.

X360 power pack
One way to use the 360 power brick by King Cobra

BREAKING NEWS: Here is an actual use for the Xbox 360's power pack for all those bored 360 owners. Other uses for the power supply include a doorstop, an Acme weight. The most useful thing we have found is to hollow it out, add a door and a few windows to make a 3 bedroom house complete with central heating (no thermostat supplied).

Okay, thats the end of this special broadcast brought to you by QJ.net. No consoles were harmed in the making of this production, but we cannot guarantee that the people who leaked these pictures are still alive. Both Ken Kutaragi and Bill Gates were known to attend the same self-offense classes as Chuck Norris and pack a mean roundhouse kick.

This article was created in the name of satire and I would like to apologise in advance to anybody who takes any of this to heart.

Like these images? They call are all courtesy of PSWii. If your well versed in the art of image making, try to submit your own!

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yeah guys usually i stick up for QJ and say that it was a good article but all this is going to do is cause lots of FLAMING because this is a really biased article...

I mean, I know everyone was asking you to write stuff thats in favour of the PS3 (because earlier there seemed to be more articles in favour of the 360 then the PS3) but I think this is taking it a bit over board.

Don't worry though I still have faith in you guys, and I will not go yelling and screaming at you guys. After all, this site is run by the people and for the people. So all you free loading MOTHER *****ERS can take your flaming comments and shove them up your ass.

Thank you.

Carry on

# Honestly.. — Guest 2006-06-21 11:40

quit posting bull***** just to start flames. I quit visiting Joystiq to avoid this.

# them you ppl — Guest 2006-06-21 11:42

it a humor article this is meant to be funny dammit. he even wrote

"This article was created in the name of satire and I would like to apologise in advance to anybody who takes any of this to heart."

so there you go, but i should say that the bmw one was funny lmao!!

# I agree! — h3inousguy 2006-06-21 11:42

This is just an article to start a flame war, and this is not helping the PS3! I hate, hate driven fanboy comments, and this is what this article will bring... I like Qj, but this kinda junk is what make people hate it.

# . — Guest 2006-06-21 11:46

wtf is with this retarded fanboy post? this place is really going down hill.

# Ok, now it's time to shoot back. — Masenko 2006-06-21 11:47

check out www.wii60.com

The photos there are 10x funnier than this.

M~Z~

# f()ck you fanboy — Guest 2006-06-21 11:58

what a fanboy post, there is alot more thngs wrong with ps3 than any other system ver released, check this out its funny and true www.wii60.com, how come you didnt post sh1t from there b1tch

# lol — Guest 2006-06-21 12:09

what i find amusing is that everyone was ok with the humorous articles making fun of the PS3.

the tables get turned, and people blow gaskets. it's kind of nice to not have my favored system constantly on the recieving end of the ridicule. no system is perfect, but i think the PS3 has been getting a bunch of unnecessary and unsubstantiated BS posted about it all over the net. and all because of the price. if the PS3 was announced for $399, everyone would be creaming their pants and singing it's praises. since it's not, suddenly Sony is lame and sucks, and no matter what they do (announce the price, release date, and show off games that actually *prove* that their systems is capable of the visuals they showed at E3 2005), it's spun in a negative light. the first thing that comes out of people's mouths is "The Price, OMG the Price!" the system is $499 and $599. get over it. if you can afford it, go for it. if not, just button up and wait. the price *will* drop.

as for the article at hand. i thought it was pretty funny. it makes me think of MAD Magazine. it's just satire. sheesh.

# LOL, get over it. — uncle jed 2006-06-21 12:15

LOL LOL LOL HAHAHAHAH

about time.

thank you , thank you!

Get over it xbox fans, they do the same in the ps3 forums too, but on a much larger scale im sure.

its all about getting you pissed off and involved, cmon. *****s. they want a war.

# Thats it — Pyro 2006-06-21 12:15

I'm never visiting QJ ever again. This has to the the *****tiest site ever to allow thist ignorant fanboy to be an author.

# !!!!!!!! — Guest 2006-06-21 12:18

This is pointless and retarded, who the hell posts crap like this, its stupid!

# haha awesome — Guest 2006-06-21 12:19

I love my Xbox360 but just had to laugh at the Sony Wipeout list and the But But ours is cheaper.

# hipocrites — Guest 2006-06-21 12:27

i didnt hear you 360 fanboys biitching when some fanboy post that retarted sony press conference video, same thing here, if anything sony fanboys are entitled to this and more. Everyone on this site is a *****, readers and posters alike.

# hm... — Guest 2006-06-21 12:27

I guess that this could be a "political cartoon" post, but its pretty corny...

# Its sucks because its old — Guest 2006-06-21 12:27

This kinda stuff would have been fine oh lets say 7 or so months ago, its old *****. Everyones already whined and *****ed about the 360 before and when it first came out.

The reason everyone's fine with poking fun at the ps3 now, is because the new to poke fun at is comming out NOW.

Its TOPICAL, otherwise it just looks like you're a fanboy or have a chip on your shoulder

# no pswii — Guest 2006-06-21 12:27

Wii60 FTW!

# haha? — mastershake329 2006-06-21 12:32

those arnt really that funny at all. And the power supply one? Id really like to see PS3s power supply brick.

# ***** SONY — Guest 2006-06-21 12:33

***** SONY!

# you guys have serious problems — Guest 2006-06-21 12:33

Dont you have sense of humor ...... god. You will end up going crazy when the ps3 is released.

# hahaha — Guest 2006-06-21 12:41

Come on people, get a life!!!, theres more important things than defending a company ruled by people who doesnt give a sh*t about any of you, they only want your money, whats the point of starting a fight defending people who you don't even know, or even worst, defending a console!!!. If you like any of these consoles just buy it and forget what anybody else need to say, you're taking it too personal.

# What... — Guest 2006-06-21 12:42

What's the points of posting this?

Why are you trying to start a flame war?

You my friend, are an idiot.

# 360 Fanboys — Guest 2006-06-21 12:46

I own a 360 and I really like it, but I still find this funny. I am all for the 360 but the community for the system is probably by far the worst out of all consoles. You guys take everything so seriously. Peter Moore is a PR ***** and is no better than a used car salesman. At least whenever Kutaragi makes a statement, it's so over the top, it's very funny... He's a good entertainer. Moore just needs a personality.

Screw the Wii, let's make it PS360 and leave the kids to their Nintendo.

# word — Guest 2006-06-21 12:53

i agree with #26 its just for humo dats it stop being gay and what he sed is true the xbox community is da WOOOORRRST out of all the consoles i mae a post on gamespot and i made 1 very little typo and i have 30 people telling me im illiterate because i put a Q by mistake when i meant to press tab xbox fan boys are the worst gay *****ers and i hope they all die and yes it should be pswii60

# ***** YOU! — Guest 2006-06-21 13:05

F.UC.K YOU ALL Sons of *****es

# ::: — Guest 2006-06-21 13:06

Rofl, #28. Funniest thing I've ever read, crammed into a single sentence.

# LMAO — soapinmouth 2006-06-21 13:08

# Jesus — Guest 2006-06-21 13:09

Can't you guys report some real news? QJ has just been full of ***** lately. If theirs nothing to report, then don't report anything at all.

# Funny — Vietone 2006-06-21 13:10

This is funny and the puns work.

BMW one was my favorite, made me ROFLMAO.

Admit that the Xbox360 Power supply is bulky. its freaken huge, I own one and in order to give it plenty of room to ventilate I had to move my entertainment center a few more inches from the wall so it can sit on my carpet and not burn a whole in my wood.

Also it does generate alot of heat, no one can deny that.

Also the price has been ranted several thousand times but still, if your too broke to buy it, other people will.

# hypocrites — soapinmouth 2006-06-21 13:14

theres like 1 that made me go heh, thats about it, this is a horrible news post btw. those images looked like they where made in what? "MICROSOFT" PAINT.....hmmmm someones ahypocrite

# Oops — Guest 2006-06-21 13:19

I guess I accidentally went to ps3fanboy.qj.net...

# WOW — MGSROCKS1 2006-06-21 13:22

The only blogger worth reading is Chirs C. At least he knows the diffrence between unneccesssary articles and insightful articles. Still the part about the Xbox360 fire is funny "If it isn't put out soon I'm sure they'll release a patch or something"

Nice one! I don't understand why 360 fans are getting pissed if they were bashing the PS3, in their comments. If you like to bash the PS3, then they should be able to bash the 360. You know what they say, "What comes around, goes around"

# oh — hush404 2006-06-21 13:34

snicker, snort.

# sfddfsf — Guest 2006-06-21 13:55

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuucccccc ccccccccccccccc ckkkkkkkkkkkk allllllllllllll llllllll ooooooooooooooo fffffffffffffff ffffffff yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ooooooooooooo sssssssssssssss sssoooooooooooo ooo nnnnnnnnyyyyyyy

is the best xbox 360 it suck ass ps3 is th winner

# lames ass xbots — Guest 2006-06-21 14:09

hahahah im loving this...you guys love bashing ps3 but one bad thing about xbox369 and every is like "oh my god, how could they done this..humiliate my favorite system and now im gonna leave!!!...and cry!!!and neeed a diaper change by M$ and tell my mommy bill gates to F++K sony!!waaa!!!!"...anyways i dont get why some of you fanboys say "F**K sony!!"????why do you hate them?you bought your gay xbox..just cuz we getting better stuff you dont need to hate.so if you want someone to complain..say"F**K you M$ for some crappy xbox1.5" now thats what you should be saying!

# guess what... — Vecha 2006-06-21 14:09

if any consoles loses........how does it effect you?

it doesn't...

# LOL — senjutsu 2006-06-21 14:14

man those pictures are real funny! =D

# o wow — soapinmouth 2006-06-21 14:17

the only ps3 fan boy comments r from unregestered people, i think il turn on my filter and fileter them out...

# Stupid — ZeRoJRG 2006-06-21 14:21

these arent funny. period. i love sony, and microsoft, my ps2 is on top of my 360 (small ps2 of course). so...what a waste of space

# haha!! — Guest 2006-06-21 14:53

halo sucks!!

# wow — Guest 2006-06-21 15:10

man who posted this news? IT SUCKS! do u get payed for each news post you make or something? it sucks ass. oh and how does halo suck? it wouldnt sell so good if it sucked dumb *****s. the picture looks like ***** too. it wasnt funny reading it either. and seriously, if a console loses, are u going to lose anything? dumb*****s

# ok forreal — Guest 2006-06-21 15:19

the news poster obviously is a dumbass. why do they have a screen of a fightnight for 360? oh im sorry, i forgot halo rules like every other game made? didnt make me laugh at all. you guys know the ps3 is going to have its share of problems too. there is nothing about the xbox live domination, halo 3, gears of war, xbla. and what about the size of the ps3? its *****ing huge as *****. dont talk about the 360s powersupply. you idiots havent even seen the capability of the 360 with its graphics upgraded. most games barely even scratch the surface of the 360. i have yet to see and ACTUAL gameplay video of the ps3 that looked better than anything on 360.

stop posting ***** that makes any console look bad, whether its ps3,wii,or 360. you just end up looking like a dumb***** fanboy.

i will be getting all 3 systems and i know they will have their strengths and weaknesses. but when it comes to a console that hasnt come out and hasnt even show good realtime gameplay videos, stfu because its going to end up the same no matter what. sony has a rep for promising and breaking the promises. i dont care if u want to marry your 360 or ps3. it makes no difference to me. ill play halo2 when i want and god of war when i want.

oh yea, for the ps3 fanboys that dont care about xboxlive or halo 2, just admit you suck at multiplayer.

# Are you serious — Guest 2006-06-21 15:21

This writer is a complete and utter *****. Way to draw people in by saying there were leaked images. It's just flat out lying. You're an idiot. Tell the truth, its dumb fanboy pictures, and get over it. Don't lie just to get jumps, retard.

# comment — Guest 2006-06-21 15:29

They should really have put N64 and Gamecube on that wipeout check list.

# Lame — Guest 2006-06-21 15:33

yes very very stupid entry writer. thanks for the xbox 360 "news" ... not!

# ter — Guest 2006-06-21 15:34

ok the fanboy who said ps3fanboys never got mad when a 360 biased news post was made is a dumb*****. i only remember one small news post that made the 360 look better than ps3. and the ps3 fanboys went *****ing ape and lost there dignity to defend there ps3. i could make so many 360 posts that make ps3 look like ***** but then it would start another flame war wouldnt it? your ps3 hasnt come out yet and i havent seen any ps3 gameplay videos that looked better than 360.

dont complain about the powersupply. the picture had a *****in oompa loompa. MY powersupply doesnt get hot even after 3 hours of gameplay. and its not big. if your house is too small for a little powersupply then MOVE into a bigger cardboard box.

most people are using windows right now on their computer. and yes, the 360 is cheaper. remember when a certain expensive console came out a long time ago and was priced in the ps3's price range? remember when it flopped because nobody could afford it despite its amazing power for the time? i dont even remember the name of the console because it flopped so bad.

360 and ps3 dont have such a large graphical difference. so stop crying and go pay 600 dollars. be my guest. but the real people with real jobs can go buy all 3 consoles and have the BEST gameplay experience with EVERY game that appeals to their liking.

so in the end, if ur a ps3 fanboy or 360 fanboy, it doesnt matter which ones better, your not getting anything out of the result.

# SHORT discription? — Guest 2006-06-21 15:42

dang #47 and #51. that was quite a good read.

you guys should write the news instead.

lol, why is this in the Wii section? just because ur trying to dis the 360 doesnt mean it has anything to do with the Wii.

ok i remember when i used to play games for fun, now its all about which systems better. im getting a Wii next because its FUN. i dont care if it has graphics that can show the pores exploding on your grandmother. if its boring or slow, i dont want to play it. 360 and Wii are perfect for me. a graphics powerhouse and a fun motion sensing system. for the price of a ps3.

# Jaaa — Guest 2006-06-21 15:58

2 words: XBOX 360 FAN BOYZ!!

f$%&%!

# U *****ing n00b *****es — Guest 2006-06-21 16:06

nocomment

# U *****ing xbox whores — Stallone 2006-06-21 16:12

u guys have no *****ing heart. U *****ING LAUGH WHEN PS3 GOT PWNED BY THE BIASED BLOGGERS, But when they punk off ur system, which got pwned, u go psycho. No heart u bastards, go play ur *****ing exploded xboxes. Lol, imagine if bungie dipset to ps3, then Xbox 360 will try to do a 360, but end up doing a 180 to where they started, when the ps2 pspwned all ur *****ing consoles. PROUD TO BE A SONY FANBOY *****ES! ***** YOU U *****ING XBOX WHORES!!!!!

..::/!\:::Stallowned :::/!\::..

# w00t — Guest 2006-06-21 17:21

# LOL — Guest 2006-06-21 17:26

LOL ahh come on microsoft fanboys get some humor? Remember saying that when they posted the numerous rumors about the ps3(all have been shattered by the way)? I guess you guys don't consider it to be news when its offending your lovely console.

# lmao — Guest 2006-06-21 17:49

this isn't news it's some hilarios pictures with funny coments

# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA — Guest 2006-06-21 18:54

WHY DO XBOX 360 FANNBOYS TAKE THIS SO SERIOUSLY, JUST HAVE A NICE LAUGH, I went to www.wii60.com most of the pictures were stupid but a lot of em were very funny too. STOP TAKIN THIS SO SERIOUSLY, UR GONNA DIE OF ANGER.

# hahaha — Guest 2006-06-21 18:54

i though this is pretty funny actually... i love you guys at qj... you bloggers rox! i loved the one that said..."but but but ours is cheaper!!" lmao!! classic!!

# lol — Guest 2006-06-21 19:07

microsoft haterade lmao, funny stuff, btw i think big ms needz to stick to software and do better before apple comez in for the kill in a tag with sony and nintendo

# STFU! — Vecha 2006-06-21 19:11

You all are *****ing morons...can you act like you at least hit puberty?

# buddy(vecha) — Guest 2006-06-21 19:18

u need some kat in ur life or something

# ROFLMAOHAHAHAHA HAHA!!1!11 — Mdubz 2006-06-21 19:25

Wow. Those sucked. They were like ALL MADE BY THE SAME PERSON too.

# lol — Guest 2006-06-21 19:53

yea tru

# say what? — Vecha 2006-06-21 20:51

"u need some kat in ur life or something"

kat?...as in *****?

sorry g-dog mother *****er.

but the people who need "kat" are the idiots screaming, '***** you (insert fanboy system here)'

# stealing :D — Guest 2006-06-21 21:58

the 7:th pic from top is funny

The only hwo steal is Sony. king cobra have to be the biggest Sony fan i the world.

# PSWii?!? — Guest 2006-06-21 22:54

Wii60 is obviously the right way to go.

or just Wii...

# wth — Guest 2006-06-22 00:17

you disturb me from eating my fried rice, YOU OFFEND MY HONOUR! YOU MUST NOW KILL YOURSELF WITH A SAMURAI SWORD! ching chong buy my egg roll?

most pointless news ever

# Hahahahaha — Guest 2006-06-22 03:29

Those flamers are the kinds of kids that shoot people in schools because they "hurt their feelings :

# lmao! — Jx1 2006-06-22 03:36

~ This article was created in the name of satire and I would like to apologise in advance to anybody who takes any of this to heart. ~

Don't people ever read the WHOLE post?

People. Read a news paper, sure, most of it has important news an such, but.. oh what's this?? A small comic of Politics Satire??

hmmm... How useless!! I think not..

Thanks QJ. for a moment of laughter. Hopefully others Mature and know how to take jokes.

# LOL — Guest 2006-06-22 04:28

Can't anyone take a joke. ALL THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US APART!!! I remember a time whaen it wasn't a console war, when mine wasn't better than your's, when we just bought all of them because they offered a variety, not because we couldn't decide which army to join! Why can't it be like the good old days when everybody got the new game systems when they came out and played them instead of arguing and using libel and slander to put down another console that you may wind up with anyway. this fighting needs to stop. It's fun to make fun of the Wii's name by assosiating it with urine, but I may get it for Twilight Princess or a Mario game. It's fun to make fun of the 360 with it's heating problem and associate it with the heat rays from War of the Worlds, but I'm going to get one for Halo 3. It's funny to make fun of the PS3 because... umm... it has a high price... that can be associated with... **** it. I'm going to get one for Rathet and Clank. The point is, we can get along and work together. Besides, one of these days, Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft will come togeather and we will have one big SuperSystem. Sure it will have a high price, and a small heating problem, and be called the Shyt, pronounced ****. Oh well. I'l just wait for it so I can play Ratchet and Princess 3.

# ps3 guy — Guest 2006-06-22 06:05

I have no problem with the 360 but you fanboys are taking this to heart so much. yeh you can call the ps3 because of it outstanding 599 price, but remeber the xbox360 was extremly expensive when that came out but it lower its price within 2 weeks. so just calm down.

# what are you talking about ^^^^ — Guest 2006-06-22 06:20

the xbox 360 was 399 when it launched and its 399 now. there has been no price drop.

# . — Guest 2006-06-22 06:51

ummm, when there were ps3 jokes, ps3 fanboys DID go *****ing crazy so shut up you retard

# everytime — Guest 2006-06-22 07:07

everytime when there was bad news about the ps3 fanboys went balastic on QJ. now they are like "haha stupid xbots"

# @Most people — Guest 2006-06-22 07:16

I appreciate the way that some people have responded, taking it in the way that the article was intended. However, what I do not like is the way that some people have taken this too personally. All consoles get bashed, whether it be the 360, Wii or PS3.

I did add a little dislaimer at the end "This article was created in the name of satire and I would like to apologise in advance to anybody who takes any of this to heart.". Obviously most of you have not taken that on board.

My message is to grow up and loosen up. Your favourite console isn't the be all and end all of existance. Believe it or not, there is a wider world; most of which would find this funny.

# i luv ps3 n xbox360 — Guest 2006-06-22 07:46

i just got a haircut.

# you are stupid Kyle M — Guest 2006-06-22 08:07

Ok what you are saying by putting a not that says "dont get mad" people will majicaly stay calm and not overreact.

That is like cutting off somebodies hand with a knife and then saying "Dont get mad, its just a joke and if you do get mad your a baby".

You should think before you post articles, saying a disclaimer at the end of the article doesnt help anything.

If it was intended as a joke, keep it on the ps3 blog.

# WTF!!! — Guest 2006-06-22 09:35

Xbox360 is out already!

# nice — Guest 2006-06-22 09:42

wow this news poster just ended up looking like a jackass

# @ 69 — Guest 2006-06-22 10:04

ROFL!

Well actleast that comment made me chuckle.

And i wouldn't call this news if it hit me in the balls lol.

@PS3+XBOX360 fanboys

Chill out, these pictures mean nothing

at all! Its just a kid who likes making fun of the xbox 360

.

I am sure there are people who make the same pictures

But with the PS3 bashing instead.

But this news isn't actually news :S .

# To ALL Fanbiotches!! — Guest 2006-06-22 14:05

Heres a definition of a fanboy: (noun) A Broke A$$ gamer that can only afford only ONE console, therefore dedicates his life, time and LOVE for THAT system and that system only. He/she then gets the pom-poms, I LOVE "insert console here" underwear, hat, headband, stickers...etc and vows his/her existence towards that system like a company biotch!!!

Heres what some fanbiotches had to say....

SonyFanboy: I would Suck SONY DIICK anytime!! are u kidding me? IT's like the BEST diick in the world!! I tried the 360....but its CRap!! I LIKE SONY DIICK!!!

360Fanboy: Well, the PS3...its too expensive, plus 360 got waaay better things for me...like..I can MASTURBAATE ONLINE while I check out other ppl's GAYMER cards..Ya feel??

WiiFanboy: One word...MARIO!! He is just SOOOOO SEXY!!! I LOVE his Accent!!! I mean who doesnt?? cmon!!

*note*

These Fanbiotches didnt want to reveal their identities....

It is their right!!.

# I would suck ken kutaragis *****, anytime — Guest 2006-06-22 14:28

Happy?

# LMFAO — soapinmouth 2006-06-22 17:57

" 83. » To ALL Fanbiotches!!

Heres a definition of a fanboy: (noun) A Broke A$$ gamer that can only afford only ONE console, therefore dedicates his life, time and LOVE for THAT system and that system only. He/she then gets the pom-poms, I LOVE "insert console here" underwear, hat, headband, stickers...etc and vows his/her existence towards that system like a company biotch!!!

Heres what some fanbiotches had to say....

SonyFanboy: I would Suck SONY DIICK anytime!! are u kidding me? IT's like the BEST diick in the world!! I tried the 360....but its CRap!! I LIKE SONY DIICK!!!

360Fanboy: Well, the PS3...its too expensive, plus 360 got waaay better things for me...like..I can MASTURBAATE ONLINE while I check out other ppl's GAYMER cards..Ya feel??

WiiFanboy: One word...MARIO!! He is just SOOOOO SEXY!!! I LOVE his Accent!!! I mean who doesnt?? cmon!!

*note*

These Fanbiotches didnt want to reveal their identities....

It is their right!!."

LMFAO now thats funny, This article on the other hand is crap.

# GODDAMMIT — Guest 2006-06-22 18:30

WHY DONT PPL REALIZE XBOX360 ISNT *****IN NEX GEN. ALL IT IS IS BETTER GRAPHICS AND DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT. IT CAME OUT TOO EARLY. GODDAMMIT PS3 AND WII HAVE ALL THE FEATURES AND MORE!!!!!

# WHAT! WHAT! WHHAAAAATTTTT!! !!!!! — Guest 2006-06-22 19:54

Hey Esse, Holms, QJ is not a joke. If they don't have any new news. They make up someting funny to have fun.

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# ? — Guest 2006-06-22 20:00

Why exactly is this posted in the Wii section?

# what the ***** u xbox fanboys talking about!!! — Guest 2006-06-22 20:30

u mother *****ers will the ture power and strength of the ps3!!!can u say ff13 and metal gear solid4,assiasns creed,unreal,an d many more ,all xbox has is *****ing halo,thats all they depend on ,is gay little halo!!!!and the ps3 is true nex gen ,true hd,the cell and rsx will kick the wac ass 360 butt!!!!wait and see ,the 360 did horrible in japan!!!***** heads ,the only ones sucking ***** is ms for japanese support wac ass ***** ,the only games that r cool for 360 r gears,all the square-enix games and the mistwalker games!!!

# dude the guy above — Guest 2006-06-22 20:47

wow ur a dumb*****.

can u say halo,gears of war,forza2,too human,lost planet,project gotham 3,ghost recon,fable2,gt a4, and most of the ps3 games are coming to 360 anyways.

# ***** head — Guest 2006-06-23 05:26

listen ass ,most ps2 games sold more then the xbox

# ***** head — Guest 2006-06-23 05:28

listen ass ,most ps2 games sold more then the xbox,kh2 and ff and metal gear,lost planet is alright,too human sucks gears is going to be better than halo3 ,so ***** you!!!!you say that now but kingdomhearts2 is selling better than 360!!!

# Why here... — Guest 2006-06-23 05:53

I am all for everyone having their own opinions but was this really neccessary in the 360 section....really. Sony really hasn't had any competition in the past (Dreamcast, yea right). Nintendo does their own thing and really was never in the race even when Sega was big. Sony fans should be thanking Microsoft for pushing out more innovation and all around better consoles (sorry, Computers...whatever). If it wasn't for Microsoft showing the world what a console of the future can really do, Sony would have just pushed out yet another sh1t console that had a very respectable developer base but with terrible graphics and functionality. It will be interesting to see how well Sony likes that fire on their a$$. Keep in mind, my DVD player, CPU LCD, VCR, and wireless headphones are all Sony products so I am a fan of Sony products just not crapping consoles. Its pretty terrible when their PSP looks BETTER than the PS2 and you can put that in your pocket. Hopefully I'm not the only one that sees this as another example of how terrible the PS2 is (despite the backing). Time will only tell what will come about for the expensive (not proven) PS3. To each their own.

Happy gaming.

# the guy above me — Guest 2006-06-23 08:15

Afcourse the PSP can have better graphics then the PS2. The PS2 has been out since 2000, while they launched the PSP in 2005. It like comparing the 360 to PS2. The graphics will be upgraded for a new system.

# ps3 rules — Guest 2006-06-23 11:35

PS3 AND Wii Rules...

The xbox fanboys go fock ya mama!

plis

thenk yu!

# Who the phuck is King Cobra? — Guest 2006-06-23 14:16

This is merely an attempt to get all of you riled up. Don't get caught in to it. King Cobra is just another fanboy just like any one of you guys.

# ₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪ — Guest 2006-06-23 19:17

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Wait until the ps3 is released and then compare that to other consoles.

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# Dear Everybody — Guest 2006-06-23 23:25

To the QJ staff:

I understand it's satire. And I understand it's meant for humor. But posting a disclaimer at the end doesn't pardon the responsibility you have as a somewhat reputable blogging news site to post things like this. You can tell people "don't judge a book by it's cover" but suprise suprise, people do anyways. Realize that you have a responsibility for what you post. I know you knew people would overreact. All the comments in this article and previous articles is proof of that. You should know by now that posts like these don't help the "fanboy cause", they only serve to further widen the gap.

I'm just surpised you haven't addressed the fact that people are hugely dissatisfied with your "unprofessional" posts as of late. We're already past the point where "mentioning it would only serve to alarm others of its presence", so what's the deal?

To everybody else:

Stop the fanboyism. It's just a joke. We play videogames. We're all huge nerds. Why do you all act like this?

PS. Just kidding. I'm too tired to deal with all of you, so stop it.

# lol — ZeRoJRG 2006-06-27 11:29

mmm..just think, maybe the ps3 will work as well as the ps2...disc read error for the win..

ive never had a problem with my xbox really, and my gamecube worked flawlessly... sony 600$ for the crash and burn. BLU-RAY=UMD=BETAMAX=FAIL!

# 100 — Guest 2006-06-30 08:20

WOOT WOOT 100th POST

# ***** you PS3 — Guest 2006-08-10 22:44

i dont Know but i Hate Ps3 (copy Station3)

1 price

2 not good game (somthing like Halo or gears of War)

3 i hate katagoryyyyea

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