New Red Steel ads are verrry direct to the point...

Posted Oct 1, 2006 at 7:09PM by QJ Staff Listed in: Wii Tags: Yakuza
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... Ouch.... even more ouch.


Geez, where's the love, Sensei? Always with the put-downs, never with the praise! Hey, part of the reason why we answered your previous ad for Red Steel - aside from the fact that we're really liking Red Steel so far - is that, yeah, we do need the help in the Yakuza a**-kicking department.

No, these ads won't fold up to form a paper shuriken, though they do state in the clear the very direct-to-the-point Sensei's phone number this time. They also state, pretty clearly, that tutorials may be necessary (given that the Wiimote is still pretty much uncharted territory, yeah, Sensei may have a point). Ah, and a small peek into some four-way multiplayer action, to demonstrate to Sensei who's the biggest loser - aw crap, man, now his negativity's rubbing off on us! These Red Steel ads do know how to grab a man's attention.

Buy: [Red Steel]


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# dUD3 i Wana play this!Guest 2006-10-01 14:15
i can't wait to play this me and my firends play the wii all the time in the back of ebgames it rocks!

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# off topic but important.Branden 2006-10-01 14:41
hey. quick ? does the wii remote still need batteries/. They havent disputed that in a long time. soo when will the wii remote come out of ist shell and show what inside. like when qj showed the inside of the nunchuk. i need to know asap. also is there blood in red steel. i have seen the videos and never have i seen blood come from the guy when you shoost him. no body duel wields katanas i hope you know that. they may have two but never use them at same time, it takes away the power of the sord and does less damage. useing a katan with one hand is stupid.

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# AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHShalashaska315 2006-10-01 16:13
This reminds me of the beer commercials where that one dude learned from his sensei how to pour beer into the glass without spilling it. It's still funny though...

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# asffsaGuest 2006-10-01 16:14
wiimote most likly to use AA's but you can just get rechargeable AA's. red steel will have blood. and yer they have two swords, its a game, ment to be fun.

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# BTWShalashaska315 2006-10-01 16:15
Hey #2, they already said the Wii mote will take two AAs, but for the first time in human history, batteries will be included!!!!!!! !!!!

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# saffasGuest 2006-10-01 16:39
+ AA rechargeables grow on trees.

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