Quick Jump Daily Digest
Thank you for your interest in the Quick Jump Daily Digest. Get notified of all new content on QJ in our free Daily Digest. To subscribe, enter your email address below and click the subscribe button.
After killing hundreds of TVs, Wiimote levels up |
Listed in: Wii Tags: Australia, Wiimote
Ó
In the right hands, the Wiimote can be a powerful tool for gaming fun and general virtual weirdness. In the wrong hands, the Wiimote has the power to slash throats, cut fingers and skewer televisions with unerring accuracy.
A horde of Level 1 remotes have slaughtered televisions aplenty, leaving many families bereft of any form of entertainment other than reading. As a result of these relentless attacks, the Wiimote has picked up enough experience to level up, making it stronger and marginally safer for the gaming populace.
*insert Final Fantasy victory song here*
Level 2 Wiimotes now have increased hitpoints, the result of acquiring thicker Wii Straps during the level up process. These stronger Wiimotes will currently find themselves in the urban jungle of Australia's game stores, but people should expect to see these strange new creatures in their own home countries in the near future.
While we wait for these stronger remotes to reach our own shores, make sure you keep your Wiimote firmly in check. Remember, don't let go of the Wiimote, don't overextend, keep the strap on, and for God's sake, do not play with your Wiimote within visible distance of the Space Needle.
| This story sucks? This story rocks! |
|
|
Comments
Reply
Please get some real newsauthors, qj.net.
Reply
Ya know the ladys like thicker wiis...
Reply
Reply