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It was a simple case of hit and tell, but when a 14 year old boy from Wachter Middle School scratched another child with a key, he got more than what he bargained for. In response, the victim child told teachers that the offender had pornography on his PSP. Immediately police officials from Bismarck Police brought charges on the child for simple assault, and was then given a class C felony. This is all been blown a bit out of proportion, but then again, the law is the law. I'm guessing that the child would not be able to hold his head high again at school, and the agony of embarrassment with his parents must have been unbearable. Just shows what some decide to use the PSP for - although the handcuffs will keep him from using it now... for whatever reason.
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You really think you are open minded but in fact you are the most close-minded culture in the ocident.
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it's this weird sheltered attitude to sex that has led to it being shameful to feel sexual impulses and things... and why?!
just like alcohol... wait for it, i have a point... in schools they're aggresively anti-drink, and rightly so, but when you find a kid whose parents are also like that they end up going nuts, they find a bottle of spirits one day with a couple of their young mates and get completely mashed. if they had been instructed in the art of drinking by their parents they wouldn't have done that. so in conclusion i feel a kid should be allowed porn, but shown what it truly is, and made to understand...
would that work?
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"It was a simple case of hit and tell, but when a 14 year old boy from Wachter Middle School scratched another child with a key, he got more than what he bargained for."
Who scratches someone with a key? Seriously..
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Still, comedys right. Why have a bad attitude to something which keeps us all here.
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There's a lesson for you underaged kids..
You and your pr0n... And PSP... And underaged-ness...
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I think I'm open minded, and I don't give a crap! But this country ... well of course its not open minded. Thats the main cause of war, actually.
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i bet the police were like...''copy some of that over to mine, she's nice''...
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it's pretty ridiculous, but you guys all laughed. good TV, I guess.
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90% of USA population watches porn... so whats the big deal about it?
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The PSP porn part of the story is just a little tag on attention grabber. It's not even relevant. It is not even known if the kid actually had porn on his PSP. It doesn't even say the kid had his PSP with him. Only that the kid he scratched accused him of it. So what? The person writing the article then interjects their views on porn...and as far as I can tell was only doing so to make the article somewhat interesting. Otherwise...sorry that story is not something anyone cares about. People get shot and stabbed in schools. No one gives a rats ass. Then you interject the PSP...some porn...now we're talking. Kinda...kindles the imagination. It did for you idiots...who are now suddenly on some crazed anti american kick and totally reading in to a story that is utterly mundane. And...HELLO...I guess kids in other countries never fight...maybe not with guns...but this was a stupid key. This story is boring and the PSP part was just built up in the article to make it somewhat interesting.
There is no one way to say the U.S. is...that's totally asinine. There are many , many types of people and opinions in the U.S. However, the U.S. has some mass consensus on the viewing of pornagraohy. It's legal. Therefore that is public opinion. Now...if you're talking about kiddie porn or some other crazy crap like that...then yeah it's illegal. So are you saying we are closed minded because it is illegal to look at kiddie porn? Because if that is what you're saying then you are the one coming from a messed up country.
Jesus...who doesn't have porn on their PSP?
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*runs from approaching sirens*
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The Most perverted running after the lesser perverts.
Besides... porn is sexy and sexy is good ;)
visit bushflash.com and check out the animations. You'll see.
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Bismarck Police Lt. Dan Donlin said staff at Wachter Middle School called police after finding pornography on the boy's Sony PlayStation Portable. The boy was charged with promoting obscenity to minors for showing other students the pornography
what part of *find* don't you understand?
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usa country of peace.......... lol no, jste au joke
shame on you.....................is not a joke!
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Anyway off to go scratch my brother with my key seems like fun
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LAME.
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hate 2 be that kid, hes gonna be messed up 4 the rest of his life. LOL!
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I really see no point as to why the kid got arrested for something that was completely off topic. Oh, to thefirstWARLoRD guy....don't be an ass. If you have to pick on people who ***** up the english language, who cares? If you have a ten-year old son (Not to mention numbers Ten and below should be typed in letters.) who knows better language, how is that even related to the subject? If you are that old and have nothing better to do then to correct people on forums, then you need a more productive life. Don't preach me, because well I don't have a life....yet. Quit *****ing and go feed your damn son, he's hungry and you've shunned your responsiblities as a father. Shame on you!!
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i have like 834 pictures last time i counted :) and movies
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And the issue isn't just "he had porn on his PSP, so what?" He was showing it to other students, which it is illegal to distribute pornography to minors. You may not like the law, but there are other laws around the world that I think are stupid and ridiculous yet I respect each country's right to implement them.
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If my teacher told me "let me see if u got porn" i would say hell no. Even if see went to call the principal as soon as shes gone ERASE IT. DISPOSE OF THE EVIDENCE DUMMY.
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ps: dont bring your psp to school,its not good for it,seriously,i've heard it cough once at school,it was weird,its like its psp polluted stuff around schools....so weird
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"viewing porn when your under 18 is illegal here because we actually care about our youth"
What??? So then you let children shoot real guns cause you care about them right???
You're completely crazy, man
EUROPE >>>>>>> USA
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DONT CORRECT MY SPELLING
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ret@rded boy
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I've been breaking the law since I was 2 then!
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go eat some dohnuts or something. the only things u guys crush is your furniture under your fat asses. oh.. and please. dont shoot me -_- rofl
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And the guy who said to kill Bush , there is no reason , a president like him will come , the only good ones were Clinton and Nixon.
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what does porn on his PSP has to do with anything?? thats so rediculus. why didnt they mention the color of his underwear? or that he ate an apple last friay?
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thats what i call freedom
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"In USA just ebcause you have pornography on your PSP you cant go to high school again because of the embarassment??roflmao
You really think you are open minded but in fact you are the most close-minded culture in the ocident."
Noone said he cant go to school, but if your gonna have porn you dont need it at the age of 14 for one thing, and if you think im wrong about this, I HAVE PrON on my psp, its a normal male thing, not anything amazingly long or dirty just its there. Honestly the porn part is only significant because it was how he was pointed out to the teacher who then punished him for the scratch. The porn is insignificant and whoever posted this obviously gets alot of sex or knows nothing of pleasure, because a young teenage boy will do those things so his parents should be happy hes not a father, unless of course he got his psp pregnant.
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The accused probably didnt even have porn at all. The victim just probably didn't think that saying getting scratched is enough, because it's really not. And what a loser for "tattling" anyways.
Oh and VERY well said #6 (comedy).
Now back to watching por-- uhh I mean.....
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"whatacha doin billy?"
"my leg itches"
"can i play with your psp?"
"no."
also...
is that a PSP in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? ;P
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Also we Yanks are so stupid everyone rips us off. Its annoying how europeans be using our Apple, and Microsoft on there computers an sh*t.
And another thing what have you Brits ever created that was even worth watching entertainment wise? British satire sucks there isn't a British comedian thats internationaly funny like American Comics such as Dave Chappelle, or Richard Prior.
Brits, Europeans only borrow from our culture then try to talk ***** about it as if they had a part in it. You people are the most untalented stuck-up ungratefull bags of douche.
Waaah, Waaah, Yanks are stupid (now goes off to play Bill Gates X-box.)
Brits, Europeans, one word GIZMONDO!
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I'm in 7th grade and I get Algebra 1, and I'm not one of those smart geeks, we all get Algebra 1
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British comedy is crap??? You never heard of shows like Harry Enfield and Peep Show then.
Apart from that, the British do suck... but when you say that the rest of the Europeans suck, you're way off. Copying you? Bah! You force feed your cheesy canned-laughter crap and crap fat-food resturants into us fool, and some of the idiots soke it up.
Oh, one more thing... "douce" is the most retarded word i've ever heard.
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I completely agree about british comedy part. Anyone who disagrees go to Japan, or Brazil and ask them if they know Harry Enfield and Peep Show.
Now ask them if they know Dave Chappele, im pretty sure the response will be, "He So Funnie."
You Euros are mostly watching, and emulating OUR shows like friends, scrubs while nobody cares for european TV. Nothing you have is even worth watching. I have yet seen Nritish/Neitherlandian productions on my TV.
Every european all know our musician, actors, etc. While Americans couldn't give the slightiest sh*t about yours. This is just fact. Your culture is boring, and dull you are forced to steal/take/emulate others such as Japan, and America!
And @ 140 you had me at Gizmonda hahaha! Thats that european engineering right there! What a big pile of euro sh*t that was! And one more thing one retard mentioned linux.....ok the point child was majority. Im pretty sure the majority of european market either uses an apple machine, or a windows. Both are made in the USA.
One more thing who invented the internet?! Oh, uh bragging rights America! Europe Zero! So quit your crying, wah, wah I want to be a honky tonky man wah!
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Ah the french riot? No control of people? Give in to Adolf Hitler si si. Coward an Europe is match made in the heavenly sky.
Im from Puerto Rico, and I love America! They invented the internet how can you not love them!!!
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Viva America!! Without you el mundo se hablan germano! Dios Bendiga!!!
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good old days
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And pspupdates plz don't delete this , I wanna share the truth with the world.
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I think that the other child just wanted to get that other kid into even more trouble...
Handcuffs shouldnt have been nessacery.
Hope this doesnt turn into a schappelle corby case
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7491733884992868610
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British people are f*ckin retarded. Read the whole article it says Middle School. That in no way represents High School, or even the mentality of a High Schooler. We Yanks are fancy highly advanced people. I know english is tough for you Brits an all, but try to keep up please.
Also we Yanks are so stupid everyone rips us off. Its annoying how europeans be using our Apple, and Microsoft on there computers an sh*t.
And another thing what have you Brits ever created that was even worth watching entertainment wise? British satire sucks there isn't a British comedian thats internationaly funny like American Comics such as Dave Chappelle, or Richard Prior.
Brits, Europeans only borrow from our culture then try to talk ***** about it as if they had a part in it. You people are the most untalented stuck-up ungratefull bags of douche.
Waaah, Waaah, Yanks are stupid (now goes off to play Bill Gates X-box.)
Brits, Europeans, one word GIZMONDO!
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You have a below average understanding of the English language.
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A londoner invented the Computer, so stop arguing about why 'the USA wins' and watch the video 175 posted :
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7491733884992868610
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But in the case of this kid, HAHA B*TCH. :)
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I suppose what I'm trying to say is ... Stop being so childish and everyone stop insulting one another. No country is "better" than any other. We all live in the same world.
Arguing that you or your country is better than someone else and/or their country only makes you look ignorant. I, personally, would appreciate it if everyone would stop making their country appear as deranged, violant war-mongers. That's not what we need.
-Ceras
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A Londoner invented the computer? Good Job, but you missed the part where he had help from an American! Aww shucks better luck next time. How about we ask more relevant questions like who made the computer what it is now?!
All I hear from Europeans is them trying to validate there existence because if we wanted Englad would be a State.
So what did we all learn? Europe is full of vindictive *****s.
TILLY TALLY TELLY TOO!! HOW'S ABOUT A SPOT A TEA FOR YOU?
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My name is Henry. I am a fit lad from North Wales, UK! I think we pwwn everyone else!! There is only one thing I envy Americans for, and that is simple......women! I have to be honest guys. We have some ugly beasts here! Unfit teeth to chunky for there head kind of women! Pasty annoying whores! I cannot stand it! Damn you Americans, and your Jennifer Lopez, and Beyonce, and the girl from Saved by the Bell!!!
This is also fact; I would spend some quid on that Saved by the Bell one lol.
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we f**king invented america - but looking back it was a s%%t idea.
you revolted cos u didn't want to be ruled by a madman called george (king george) - who only got his job cos he was the son of a previous ruler called george. look at u now! funny how history has such a sense of irony.
in europe youget arrested if u don't have porn on ur psp
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LOL :)
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I don't think its so much of his understanding of English as it is with your feeling being hurt. Yo pienso tu ta llorando si?!
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hmm I wonder if I can predict what you're going to do next, lol, probably flaming some guy for defending his country eh? Ahh well the world needs stupid people.
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Yeah guys!! americans ARE very funny!! :)
and damn! you got us with the apple and microsoft products! everyone just LOVES windows, i never hear a cross word about it! and apple, what great value!
yes yes all your television shows and movies are hilarious! i loved supersize me, people sueing mcdonalds after buying and eating their food made them fat. what a joke! thank god it was only a film and not real!.. O_O
oh and to the guy who said about mentioning those american comedians to the japanese and they would think their funny.. mention 'Bills X-Box' to them while your at it! that would be sure to have them laughing for hours! *cheap canned laughter to indicate when to laugh because something funny just happened!!*
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Australia, Canada, and America are the only countries in the World who are truely free, and do not tip toe around facts.
To all the self loathing Euro Geeks, here's a piece of advice get a life, and get over yourself. America is leaps, and bounds ahead of you! Even our country Australia is ahead of most of Europe, but without a doubt definitely ahead of the U.K.
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free? - you're our commonwealth b!tches
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telling a teacher for saying someone scratched you with a key
shows hes a ***** already. And now the cops telling it's 'assault'? What's america coming to luckily i live in the netherlands
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I live in Ireland, and boy am I glad we do - over here, your teacher would just have some fun at your expense in front of the class for the porn + a punishment for the fighting.
Involving the cops - gotta love the american way, bring the guys with guns in to arrest and handcuff a 14 year old for having a schoolyard fight and looking at porn. Last time I looked schoolyard fights & porn are called.......wait for it....... Part of growing up! It's a horny 14 year old who got into a scrap. Who cares? Waste of Police resources.
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ps* glad to see you guys have electricity and computers now! congrats!
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2. Porn + Minots = Illegal. This has nothing to do with PSP.
Hell, I'm not a fan of the American government or America in general, either but....
All this post does is to show that all of you people are freaking morons.
Truth.
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reading all these comments,
i never knew before psp was so much associated with porn..
to you fellas going "yay omg psporn pwnz!11"..
I think you should all get a life instead of boosting your pathetic ego on this fine news site.
Nobody cares about your porn or how cool you are.
Also, imo having porn on the psp is not something to be proud of.
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Also, inter-continental smack-talking is just childish ... No country is any "better" than any other, and shouldn't be treated as such. Each country carries a social diversity that is valued from different standpoints, and in turn, no one is "the best".
I appreciate comments such as those from #181 (Ceras), who defend the ideals of all nations, and do not put others down with childish instigation. Whatever you say, you say as a representative of your country. Stop making your country look ignorant with insults.
-Haku
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Thanks Haku.
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Appreshiate the country that saved your ass.
And only a piece of ***** like you europeans would use a gaming website to start arguments over countrys.
And dont ***** about which countrys better.
This whole planet sucks.l
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I say
1.) The kid that snitched will end up being gay (not that it is "wrong", but face it, he will.
2.) The 14 year old kid that transcoded a video format to Sony's for use on his psp should get advanced a grade or two. I bet NONE of his friends can even spell "PSP".
3.) Class C felony???...give me a ****in' break will ya Uncle Sam...he probably doesn't know what masturbation IS.
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