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ESRB pulls down Dead or Alive: Paradise game summary |
Listed in: PSP Tags: dead or alive: paradise, ESRB, koei tecmo, Team Ninja

After providing an entertaining report of "creepy voyeurism" and "dental-floss thongs" about Tecmo's fap-magnet, Dead or Alive: Paradise, the ESRB has taken down their description for the game following inquiries about its appropriateness.
ESRB spokesperson Eliot Mizrachi released this statement:
The rating summary for Dead or Alive Paradise was posted to our website in error, and we have since replaced that version with the corrected one. We recognize that the initial version improperly contained subjective language and that issue has been addressed.
Our intention with rating summaries is to provide useful, detailed descriptions of game content that are as objective and informative as possible. However they are ultimately written by people and, in this case, we mistakenly posted a rating summary that included what some could rightfully take to be subjective statements.
We sincerely regret the error and will work to prevent this from happening again in the future.
[via GamePolitics]
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lol! good one!
But seriously, we all know why Team ninja is making this game.
When I played Ninja gaiden 2 demo for PS3. I was f**king shocked! Both females in that game...sixaxis motion used for boobs? It's as useless as programming the sixaxis shake function to move Ryus left testicle.
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And about the nut thing...that would just be weird O_o
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You had me busting up so hard on that one, lmao. Makes me wish QJ had a quote of the day function.
Didn't some of the games also have a setting where if you put the age to 99 (or some other number) the mamms would basically be at zero gravity? I forget the title atm..
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!!!! XD
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That last summery reeked of pseudo progressiveness and suede elbow pads.
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Soft core porn.
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or just laugh and sigh :
"Oh, Japan."
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What else would DoA be without 99% naked ckicks playing games on a beach? I'll tell you what... a feminist convention... *shudders*
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STILL holds the title of 'the breast fighting game' ever
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I love you, smartass.
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