Dragonball: Evolution trailer - watch it, or no one will

Posted Feb 17, 2009 at 11:53AM by QJ Staff Listed in: PSP Tags: Namco Bandai
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I am simply blown away by this new trailer for the Dragonball: Evolution game. Just - wow. I don't have the words. It's just too.. too...



... awful. I know the narrator is trying to sound epic and all, but he just doesn't have the material to make it work. Not even if god himself came down from the heavens and said "CHARACTER... STORY... GALLERY..." will this trailer have worked. But this only makes me want to watch the movie even more! I'm always up for a horror flick.



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Comments

by Navani - 2009-02-17 11:42:09
Whoa

I have never seen so much fail in a trailer, never in my life. Btw, shouldn't "God" be capitalized? You're using it as a name! Personally I think it should be pluralized to emphasize the fact that nothing could make the epic lines the narrator is saying more .. interesting.
by Ratchet8clank - 2009-02-17 12:29:42
Getagrip

Seriously dude, suck it up. No one cares about the pluralization or the capitalization of the word god. On a more related matter, can't wait for the game! I am seriously stoked to put this on my psp and see how horrible this game actually is.
by HDRasta - 2009-02-17 12:36:54
wow

this game looks like garbage that was ***** out by a baby from mars!
by mari1r - 2009-02-17 12:38:24
dissapointed...

looks crap,, reminded me of Tobal. What a let down for DBZ.
by thexile - 2009-02-17 12:49:51
*****ing idiot

Is there a *****ing need to bring in religion? For ***** sake, just get yourself raped by Satan anyday!
by Serosis - 2009-02-17 13:59:13
*****!

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
by sony_player - 2009-02-17 14:34:39
Can you read?

He was bringing up grammar, not religion, douche
by narutosaiyan - 2009-02-17 14:36:20
LMFAO

The guy says "Gallery" in his deep voice like its never been used in a game lol. this game is crap and it hasnt even come out yet...kind of shows how good the movie is gonna be -_-... dissapointing and a disgrace to dbz fans.
by _YOUR_MOM_ - 2009-02-17 15:06:27
gofy

Only a religious douchebag would CARE how god is capitalized. In fact, it ISN'T capitalized. Put down the bible, learn the language and leave normal people the hell alone. Go hide someplace and quietly ray for our souls or whatever the hell you clowns do in private. Hope I spelled and capitalized everything right, otherwise this entire reply is moot!
by Sinborn - 2009-02-17 15:17:34
Quietly ray.

Glorious fail.
by Serosis - 2009-02-17 16:19:25
dbz?

Even though I already don't like either the movie and game, this isn't Dragonball "Z". It is Dragonball, the predecessor to "Z", and if things go the way I hope they're going then we won't even have a "Z" movie. On another note, is it written somewhere in some legendary Hollywood rule book that everything that is turned into a movie has to have major plot and character changes? This *****e is starting to piss me off
by blackthorn - 2009-02-17 16:25:26
Epic Lol

This is what happens when some half-ass dev studio rushes out a piece of ***** to cash in on a licence. This has been going on since home gaming became mainstream (anyone remember the ET debacle for the 2600?). This is no different which is why I'm so damn cynical about licence driven games. This is one game that even pirates won't want to download because it's just that bad.
by DarkXCloud - 2009-02-17 16:41:42
...

*sigh*... That was bad! LMAO XD
by - 2009-02-17 16:57:42
LOL!

that was the scariest voice-over ever!
by ov3rkill - 2009-02-17 17:44:27
Horrible...

The horror... the shame... T_T Horrible... just plain horrible.
by Aceboogz - 2009-02-17 19:18:28
SNAKE??

SNAAAAAAAKEE!
by mocherz - 2009-02-18 00:09:26
damn.

This is just like that time I walked in on my parents having sex...
by zahrin69 - 2009-02-18 02:21:02
*****

its like watching 2girls1cup..damn.
by infinityice - 2009-02-18 03:17:54
fail.. but..

I'm gonna give this game a try. :)
by TheLastGuitarHero - 2009-02-18 03:20:06
...

I have nothing really to say, I just wanted to be part of probably the lamest string of comments I've seen. ..By the way it is capitalized.
by Navani - 2009-02-18 05:27:53
Well

If you want to bring up religion, I'm Atheist, so don't make ignorant comments. And it is capitalized he's using it as a name. Don't be like the British and start removing proper grammar from everyday life!!!
by ksoma - 2009-02-18 09:19:09
(say it with a VERY deep voice.....)

IM batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
by NathanDrake - 2009-02-18 09:30:47
meh

Well, quality ain't what I associate with Dragonball anyways. Seen plenty of anime in the last 25 years and I've never seen any I've found more tedious, boring and just plain awful as Dragonball Z.
by darknaiyo - 2009-02-18 11:29:49
.......

what i just watch doesn't even deserve comments so ill comment about this......... the word God is not a name but a title and therefor capitalized. unless God is plural, then gods does not need to be capitalized, this things should be done but......this is a comment and i don't really care about grammar that much
by Allstaraugustine - 2009-02-18 15:36:26
wow.

are you kidding me? when are they going to stop re-skinning Budokai 3?! its been the same Effing game since then. SAME moves and SAME controls...nothing changed... im gonna remake a dragonball z fighting game and make it good
by TheLastGuitarHero - 2009-02-18 17:24:12
...

Navani. "If you want to bring up religion, I'm Atheist, so don't make ignorant comments." Actually, like Sony_Player said, no one actually brought up religion, it was about grammar. The only reason I replied is because your statement was ridiculous as if a group of people on a psp website give two *****s what you believe. Does anyone care that I believe in God? No, so leave that ***** outside. That YourMom kid got it the worst though in this string, hahah.
by dazmo - 2009-02-18 23:24:59
hmmm

i wonder if all this hatred, ignorance, and intolerance is because of this trailer. I'll bet that if this trailer, this game, and other things that suck similarly (such as countries other than the united states) didnt exist, there would be peace on earth. you think about that. . . damn canadian.
by dazmo - 2009-02-18 23:33:26
the circle of suck

rather than even attempt making this game good, or the movie for that matter, why dont the people involved in these two projects just abandon them altogether? . . . ill bet you thought that was a rhetorical question :) ANSWER TIME!! because they like the dragon ball z franchise. its true, let me explain. they wish to prove that there is a shred of non-suck in the entire dragonball IP by proving that they can create a movie that sucks worse than all the dragon balls that non-retards thought sucked from the beginning, and then prove that even that can suck more with the game. the DBZ IP is becoming a microcosm mirroring the rap and pop music industries. double suck!
by zedged - 2009-02-19 16:29:26
Is This Tekken 6

Wow Is This unrealest Tekken 6 its more like tekken than dragon ball z
by dazmo - 2009-02-20 00:10:31
This isnt dragonBall Z its just dragonball. . .

you sir are a dork. or to be more precise, a "Dorkus Malorkus".
by PT-X - 2009-02-23 12:34:37
jesus whats all about this dang trailer

ok why wouldnt u people make an Dragonball game. Lets see how worse its ... geez people this day dont give a ***** nor respect..

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