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Dead or Alive: Paradise will make you choke your chicken

Posted Mar 16, 2010 at 1:41PM EST by Glenn M.

Listed in: PSP Tags: dead or alive: paradise, Tecmo

You have to hand it to Tecmo - they're well-versed in the euphemisms for self-pleasuring, and they have no problem showing it to the world. Coming right up is another trailer for Dead or Alive: Paradise, and this one goes out to everyone who ever got caught in that awkward moment.

We've already seen spanking the monkey, so this one pretty much follows up on everything you can expect with Dead or Alive: Paradise. What's next, bash the bishop?

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If he has a wife with such good looks, and I assume that his wife, although she could probably be her daughter too, which would be more understandable since he looks like a hairy gorilla (as opposed to the bald type), why in the world would he be having a playdate with the tower of power?

But wait, that can't be his daughter either, no way when her dad would look like that. Unless their mother would be the most beautiful woman in the world, and we all know she wouldn't marry a guy who looks like that.

Nothing about this commercial makes any sense!

And I am bored.

# RE: I don't get it. — Guest 2010-03-16 22:05

Proof that you're not married... lmao

Think of the finest woman on earth, there is someone on earth who is tired of that same ol' poon. Trust me

# hilarious! — muffinhead 2010-03-16 18:11

especially how he just kept going!

# hahaha — ov3rkill 2010-03-16 18:50

first, there was spanking the monkey and now choking the chicken.... funny shit. :))

+1 # RE: Dead or Alive: Paradise will make you choke your chicken — Justin Graziano 2010-03-16 20:36

I dont have a chicken.

# . — DSpider 2010-03-17 08:31

Not even one with a pulley in the middle ? Hahaha. (Monkey Island).

# ... — symbal 2010-03-16 20:46

1st ad was funny 2nd was meh.. but i think any more and they'll just wear the joke thin.

+1 # saying — Guest 2010-03-16 22:15

there's a nother saying called beating the meat.

# choke ur what? O.O — Guest 2010-03-16 22:56

Mybe 4 the ppl who dnt have a GF lol

# hehe — Guest 2010-03-17 03:35

choking the chicken means...

choking your ****? is it too bare? that it would come to that? they stated that this is not a soft porn right?

# . — DSpider 2010-03-17 08:23

Video didn't work for me (latest Opera) so here's the link:

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/caught-in-dead-or/63112

# Thanks — Guest 2010-03-17 15:36

Didn't work for me either, but I'm using firefox on linux so I'm used to being forgotten by these big sites like gametrailers. Your link worked perfectly.

# Funny — Guest 2010-03-18 14:44

Today it's working fine. Unless QJ has corrected something in the way the video was embedded, either something weird was happening with the GT site, or my internet connection was crazy yesterday. Go figure.

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