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Dead or Alive: Paradise TV spot: 45 seconds of spanking the monkey

Posted Mar 9, 2010 at 12:23PM EST by Glenn M.

Listed in: PSP Tags: dead or alive: paradise, koei tecmo

The title just about says it all, really.

And so the truth comes out, eh? Even though Tecmo's Yoshinori Ueda went up and said Dead or Alive: Paradise is not soft porn, they still go and advertise the game with nothing but spanking the monkey...literally.

For those who haven't kept up, Dead or Alive: Paradise has lots of bouncy boobs, bubbles, kinky mini-games, and complete pan-zoom control to watch it all with. Its own ESRB game summary, one of creepy voyeurism and dental floss thongs, even had to be taken down because you just can't accurately describe the game without making grandma blush.

Apparently, Tecmo is cool about the idea that they're a publisher that has a game that people masturbate to - seems like they even encourage it.

Thanks again Peter!

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spanking the monkey, cracking one-off, choking the chicken, massaging the one eyed snake, shake hands with the one eyed milkman, all are ways of saying someone is or going to Masterbate. I.E. He is spanking the monkey He is Masterbateing. :lol:, hope this helps the non native english speaking people.

-1 # RE: Dead or Alive: Paradise TV spot: 45 seconds of spanking the monkey — Guest 2010-03-09 16:37

spanking the monkey means masturbating in the US, it's a visual joke

+1 # RE: Dead or Alive: Paradise TV spot: 45 seconds of spanking the monkey — Guest 2010-03-09 16:39

Frickin Ugh, Commercials Killingme

# ... — yaoitaru 2010-03-09 16:58

I'm gonna download this game for PSP and teach it to everyone via youtube etc, just to make tecmo go out of business for making dumb games.

-1 # RE: Dead or Alive: Paradise TV spot: 45 seconds of spanking the monkey — But Fukir 2010-03-09 18:09

Good lord, now that really is creepy and unnecessary.

Japanese people.

I'm still excited for the game though. Its guaranteed to at least be more interesting than dantes inferno.

-1 # RE: Dead or Alive: Paradise TV spot: 45 seconds of spanking the monkey — Guest 2010-03-09 20:42

Its actually 46 seconds long.

-2 # ... — symbal 2010-03-09 20:59

I hope no religious groups make their mouths go saying they have a problem with this game because i'll go to a church and publicly bash the Bishop.

# lol — JETFIRE007 2010-03-09 21:09

And they say it isn't soft porn....

-2 # ... — JETFIRE007 2010-03-09 21:11

Quote:

Apparently, Tecmo is cool about the idea that they're a publisher that has a game that people masturbate to - seems like they even encourage it.

i lol'ed

+1 # ... — iluvfuz 2010-03-10 22:51

If only the commercial had been about the man shaking hands with a one-eyed milkman for 45 seconds.

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