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Dead or Alive: Paradise - fighting the one-eyed monster

Posted Mar 29, 2010 at 10:32AM EST by Glenn M.

Listed in: PSP Tags: dead or alive: paradise, Tecmo

Tecmo continues its metaphorical viral campaign for Dead or Alive: Paradise in yet another suggestive video. We've seen spanking the monkey and choking the chicken, so now it's time to fight the one-eyed monster.

Now how many times did he hit below the belt on that one?

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At least Tecno seems to be embracing the sexual nature of the game now. Itagaki failed miserably at trying to maintain a wholesome image of the girls. He also sounded so creepy talking about the girls like he was their daddy and how they the target of all his incestuous desires. "I love these girls like they were my own children... my own children in dental floss bikinis. Mmmmmmmm bikinis."

# RE: ... — Guest 2010-03-29 14:34

I think Itagaki missed a memo there...

# RE: Dead or Alive: Paradise - fighting the one-eyed monster — Guest 2010-03-29 16:14

Bet you they'll get pissed and start roughing up the suspect soon enough.

# RE: Dead or Alive: Paradise - fighting the one-eyed monster — But Fukir 2010-03-29 19:17

I'm all for scantily clad virtual girls in games.

But this is getting way too tacky and desperate to be cute.

# ... — symbal 2010-03-29 19:38

I'm just waiting to see which of these self righteous organisations is first to blame this game if some stalker attacks a woman and they find photos in his phone.

# They already used beat the meat — kupomogli 2010-03-29 19:55

It only mentions choking the chicken and spanking the monkey as the ones they listed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drCbjuYDSGo

# ... — symbal 2010-03-29 20:20

I'd love to see the religious backlash if they did bash the Bishop, unless he was attacking a big inflatable chess piece that bursts after hitting it too many times.

# looks like crap — Guest 2010-03-30 06:32

Humm im glad i am not buying this game as i
1. already own it. it is DOAX 2 on the xbox 360 and that one is in hd
2. it looks like crap i will admit it is one of the best looking psp games to date but it still looks like a psp game and it has the really bad looking boobies the digital games usually have how they have two pools in their bodies and only the pools of jello move... IMHO they would look alot better if they toned down their movements...

# RE: looks like crap — XenderRAy 2010-03-30 11:15

Quoting lunas2525:

it is one of the best looking psp games to date

No it's not. It looks pretty bad. I've played it.

# as have i — Guest 2010-03-30 16:45

me too still one of the better ones graphic wise... and again i am comparing it to other psp games not ps2 games not what people want psp to look like other existing psp games... It still suffers from being a handheld title... I think techmo would have been much better off to make it a port of doax 2 for the ps3 if not a extreme 3 that way instead of independent left right breast physics they could have had the power to add breast butt and hair physics.

# RE: Dead or Alive: Paradise - fighting the one-eyed monster — Guest 2010-03-30 07:35

I don't understand this video... someone care to enlighten me?

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