no ones takin first this time..

He said brokeback because the Spartans were homosexual.

FIRST! OMG i got first!IM THE BEST. I pwned you all!

The Norsemen (Vikings) generally didn't use metallic armor and often sprang into battle completely nude or wearing only a bear or wolf skin with the head still attached. this is also one of the origins of werewolves and shapeshifters as witnesses to the battle would report that half-man-half-beasts were among the Viking battle group. what they actually saw was a Norse Berzerker raging in battle wearing only an animal skin while using the animals hollowed out skull as a sort of helmet

Where did you people go to college? Have none of you ever read a single history book that was not adulterated by politically correct revisionists? Have you never been to a museum? They fought almost naked and greased up so that the enemy could not grab hold of them. They also braided their hair and tied it around their heads so the enemy could not grab it. They were warriors not politicians so they were not afraid of women and did not care if women were smarter than they were. They let their women take care of business so that they could devote all of their time to training. Spartans hated Athenians, they called them boy lovers. So if you get your jollies thinking about them being homosexual, so be it, but don%u2019t state it as a fact.

seriously the spartans didnt need armour because they had a phalanx system that protected everyman with shields. they didnt need extra armour so they didnt use it

lol Candide, you can't expect a bunch of 13 year olds to know about Spartans