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Now we know what Cloud smells like

Posted Sep 27, 2009 at 6:28AM EST by Glenn M.

Listed in: PS3, PSP, Xbox 360 Tags: Mako, playstation 3 updates, Square Enix
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Aspiring cosplayers wanting to complete the Cloud Strife look can finally add a touch of authenticity to the getup that no paper mache and plastic can give. You've got your Buster Sword, you've dyed your hair yellow and waxed it into pointy tips, you've even got the bulky SOLDIER boots, now to cap it all off, Square Enix brings you the Cloud Strife Eau de Toilette.

Cloud Strife Eau de Toilette - Image 1

 
Square Enix certainly took their hobby of chucking out gaming-related consumable goods to a new level with this one. Maybe the Elixir sodas from last time didn't restore as much HP and MP as they would've preferred, or they just want us to smell like pseudoSOLDIERs.

As to the smell, no one has yet to take a Jean Baptiste Grenouille-whiff out of this scent, but I'm betting on a combination of Mako, old Materia, and Geostigma...and Tifa. If you really want to find out, it's US$ 75 a bottle.



How about some Elixir?


Via Joystiq



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# ok...deadlyangel91792 2009-09-27 08:20
is this really necessary???? wtf i wanted redXIII anyway...lol seriously a cologne though can i just ask one question,why??????

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# Whysymbal 2009-09-27 08:33
I can understand the costume, it just makes you a slightly obsessive fan, but who the hell's gonna use this?

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# lolFreya 2009-09-27 08:37
The HARDCORE cosplayers

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# hahaNavani 2009-09-27 08:40
this was a funny opening paragraph. Maybe it smells really good

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# Bettersuckmyofff 2009-09-27 08:45
For 75 bucks it better smell good.

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# ..Genotype 2009-09-27 08:58
Because they can.

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# cologneOrlyeh 2009-09-27 10:47
depends on your physiology



some colognes smell great on one person but absolutely horrible on another

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# hmmDJ PON-3 2009-09-27 10:59
Well I heard their drinks tasted like turtle juice... hopefully this one isn't that bad of a smell.

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# hehe..unggoy 2009-09-27 11:12
i hope it smells like TIFA..

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# why?? o.0fbx03 2009-09-27 11:27
clouds so wack most of the other FF protagonists are so overlooked cuz of this *****

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# Probablysymbal 2009-09-27 11:30
Smells more like Aeris... death.

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# ...papajag 2009-09-27 12:23
I think a Sephiroth cologne would sell more. Girls love Sephiroth so the superfan boys will probably think it cool to wear it and attract the ladies.

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# lolPower_Surge 2009-09-27 13:46
According to Dissidia this should be an emo smell...

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# lolfbx03 2009-09-27 14:10
xD ^^^^

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# XDCDV2244 2009-09-27 14:44
LOL!!!

Theres 2 things that make this halarious. 1- They released a cologne to make u smell like a character from a game. 2- The tryed to give it a fancy french name but there must only been like 1 or 2 french speeking ppl there & must have decided to play a prank or something cuz its name is "Eau de Toilette" a direct translation is "Water of Toilet"! So I know what its gonna smell like. OMG LOLZ! XD

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# xDCrisisCore-X- 2009-09-27 14:57
LMAO YOU DONE SEE THIS EVERY DAY

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# And...TranceKuja 2009-09-27 15:21
You can ask the Ninja Turtles where the "turtle juice" came from, but you won't like the answer.

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# Hmm...Ghostroo 2009-09-27 15:36
Smells like emo.



No thanks, I think I'll pass.

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# lolKindredsupreme 2009-09-27 16:28
eau de toilette means scented water



http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/toilette

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# Toiletsymbal 2009-09-27 19:03
By that definition i was sprayed with toilet eau de toilette once... then the plumber came out.

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# SephirothSoily 2009-09-27 21:31
Girls don't love Sephiroth... Many guys like him (seeing how many variations of the name sephiroth you see in online games and internet forums...), but I think girls don't like him that much. He may have a very long katana, but I think girls are more interested in Cloud's big, broad sword, right? :-P

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# O_Ocloud lover 2011-10-19 17:43
ha the bigger the better in my book XD ^^^ and im sorry i would buy this cuz i really want to know what it smells like and ppl eau de toilette is french for saying perfume its not from the toilet geez when u buy perfume and colonge ppl it says on the package or the bottle all the time open ur eyes i do think that $75 is a bit much but id still buy it and mark out when it came in :lol:

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# Will this make me an uberpowered angst machine?Nineball 2009-09-28 02:27
C'mon....this is worse than the FFIX potion bottle deal.

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# LOL!GUNBEHINDTHESUN 2009-09-28 08:09
_______________ __

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# ...Genotype 2009-09-28 09:21
Innuendo is funny.

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# @SoilyProject D 2009-09-29 03:01
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sephirot



We see variations of the name because it's actually a word, and the Japanese love to take random words they think sound cool and use them ad nauseum.

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# GeezusProject D 2009-09-29 03:03
Wow. Just...wow. George Lucas would be proud.

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# @ Project DGenotype 2009-09-29 08:02
His name is a variation on the middle eastern tree of life, which makes sense for his character's story. His image during part of the final battle even try to copy parts of traditional images of the sephirot.

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# cloudGuest 2010-05-21 14:36
:D what is cloud hp attack in final fantasy dissidia north america version

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# hmmmcloud lover 2011-10-19 18:03
i wonder what he would smell like *ponders* if cloud had a smell i think it would be a mixture of leather and smexyness XD yummm *drool* :P

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