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Adam Corolla pesters PS3 fans

Posted Nov 19, 2006 at 5:40AM EST by QJ Staff

Listed in: PS3 Tags: Best Buy, playstation 3 updates, Sony

Adam Corolla, defunct "The Man Show" co-host and "radio morning man", decided to disturb PS3 fans (or aspiring moneymakers) just for the heck of it. You see, he spotted them waiting in line for the PS3 launch, and it sure got him worked up for some mischief (which pretty much involves sex, sex and more sex).

Through staffer "Big" Tad Newcomb and assistant Lindsay, Corolla spoke via the phone with those waiting in the PS3 line at the Best Buy franchise at LaBrea and Santa Monica.

One of the unfortunate guys was a 30-year old named Jay, who was peppered with questions that reek of nerd stereotyping, such as not having a woman. As if on cue, Ron Jeremy, a porn star, came up and offered a sort of all-expense paid trip, which includes free airfare, free place to stay, free meals, and of course, free ladies, to the infamous Nevada brothel, "Bunny Ranch".

Now, here's the catch: In exchange for that, Jay has to give up his place in line. Newcomb reported that as of 9 a.m. Pacific Time, there were about 150-200 people waiting in line for the PS3, even if best Buy was guaranteed only 20 PS3 units for the taking. So Jay was posed with a difficult decision to make. Will he choose to put an end to his supposed "dry spell" in bed over the much-coveted Sony unit? Or will he stand his ground as a gamer and stubbornly refuse the worldly pleasures he was offered?

JayÂ’s response? "Never gonna happen," he told Carolla and Jeremy. "ItÂ’s the PS3. AinÂ’t gonna happen."

Another guy was given the same offer, but refused it as well. Hmmm... apparently some people would trade sex for a PS3 anytime. How about you?

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All of you are so lame... Don't you understand that anyone who has the time to stand in line for a gaming console for several days is the biggest loser of all time. Let's face it... they don't have jobs, they don't work. What girl wants a guy like that??? Not to mention half of you are FAT, UGLY, worthless piles of s.h.i.t that spend all day long beating off to PS3 and other lame consoles. Please, get with the program. PS: The girls from the bunny ranch are "average" to me. Any decent guy can get a hotter girl than them! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AAHHAAHHAHA!!!! !!! Go have fun spending $600 on lame game console while I drop $600 at a bar and get my dong sucked by 3 hot chicks!!!!!!!

# Man — Guest 2006-11-19 09:25

If Ron came up to me with that offer I'd not only give him my place in line, but every one of my consoles and games. Games are fun, but partying with Ron Jeremy with girls doing whatever I wanted, and free? Pfft, it's not even a choice.

# what a loser... — Guest 2006-11-19 10:34

I would give my place for a sex trip with the GOD Ron Jeremy of course. But these guys are so hardcore gamers that they have to stand in line for days to be one of the first in the country to own a piece of hardware.

With that kind of mentality they wont give their place of course.

But because I'm not like that, I don't have a hurry to be the first in owning a beta hardware with only one game worth playing, I would give my place without thinking it twice...

# One word... — Guest 2006-11-19 10:36

*****S!!!!!

# fht — Guest 2006-11-19 11:10

loveline rox my sox

# or... — CSFFlame 2006-11-19 12:27

they flat out didn't believe him. Like I wouldn't =/

# Maybe you're right... — Morocco Roco 2006-11-19 12:32

... but at least I don't masturbate like somebody...

# I wouldn't — Ninkul 2006-11-19 13:01

I would if it involved my girlfriend but yeah lol. Free trip *drools*

# to morocco roco... — Guest 2006-11-19 13:10

Considering that 96% of the male population over 18 masturbates, you must then be part of the 4% that doesn't? WIERDO.

# I listen to his show. — RommelTJ 2006-11-19 14:08

I listen to the Adam Corolla Show in the mornings here in San Diego. I heard about this. Honestly, if I hadn't pre-ordered my ps3, and if I had to stay in line, and if adam corolla came to me with an offer like that, I would say yes.

# lol — Guest 2006-11-19 14:55

lol wow sony fanboys are all f.a.g.s.

"no, i would rather wait in line with a bunch of dudes so i can play mediocre games all night instead of having probably one of the best nights of my life"

sony faboys are officially the f.a.g.g.i.e.s.t people on earth.

# *****ING NERDS! — Guest 2006-11-19 15:33

omfg sony fanboys you are *****ing gay homo poofters! ps3 over sex? you big *****gots you are so gay you might as well get a ds out and play some super princess peach and animal crossing LOLZ

# honestly — Guest 2006-11-19 17:18

where are everyones values anymore? a few moments of joy with a bunch of whores that get paid to lay you... making you worse than any nerd... it would just show how desperate and unskilled you are... hell if you want to get laid go to the f'ing bar and hit on a few chicks and get laid... and if they really are that nerdy then theyll have some modded ps2 n xbox controllers to get their drunken bar score off even if they cant

id go with the ps3 over such a trip... now if it was to europe or a snowboarding tour with all season passes and free airline tickets to those places for the season then id take it up... but not for a bunch of whores that make a living off of it.

# honestly — Guest 2006-11-19 17:28

# idiots — the_darkside_986 2006-11-20 08:09

If I were given that offer I would refuse it because I have a g/f and she would kill me (rightfully so).

Any macho-racist-piece-of-s*** that thinks only of sex all the time is just as pathetic of a loser as the hardcore gamer.

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