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Game Boy-themed protection for your game, boy |
Listed in: Nintendo DS Tags: Game Boy
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We really don't post curiosities of this sort, but due to a particularly slow news day coupled with an urge to add a little humor to the day, I'd like to direct your attention to these condoms. Minors, please be advised.
There are six variants:
- Ribbed – The Long End of Zelda
- Heat – Dong
- Tingle – Bone Zone 2
- Thin – Super Mario Land of Love
- X Safe – Sextris
- Large – Donkey Shlong
Nothing will ever say gamer pride more than protecting yourself with these Game Boy-themed rubbers. Yes, anyone can get laid, but if she sees you pull this out, you might end up with a funny conversation instead...or at least for the next ten seconds.
These themed condoms, collectively (and aptly) named "Play", were made by communications student Ben Marsh, who even printed fun instructions for his products.
[via NerdReactor]
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A little aniversuary gift for the misses when she sees my Donkey Shlong. Where do you buy them
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Dear god, burn my eyes.
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you're like saying that the Parental Guidance reminder should be removed because
its discriminating...
and when the hell did the term minor became offensive???
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You are classified as a minor in this country because you are not of legal age (and obviously the maturity level) to make any legally binding decision. Therefore, MINOR!!! Meaning LESS THAN LEGAL AGE, not less of a person.
It's obvious why it bothers you, you're still a little wittle boy and need to bark out and scream ageist any chance you get to assert your "maturity". How you could even assimilate Racial or Sexual discrimination with being called a MINOR is a conclusion only a childs mind could jump to.
get emancipated, or GTFO. Simple huh...
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I thought you just couldn't feed them after midnight O_O
I may have just picked an entire Bouquet of Oopsie Daisies...
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Newsflash child, "sum worddz cn meen moar den one thing, and thyre not alwys literal"
"useless factor like age" you know, there are people in federal facilities all over the world for thinking bull crap like that.
Go finish trying to draw in that "beard" LMMFAO, maybe you'll disappear for another week.
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If i said something like that i would be embarrassed enough to delete my QJ acc
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haha youre a loser!!
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You have severe delusions about who you are and what you're capabale of boy, grow up.
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then that is obviously the worst joke ever. so your boyfriend just failed. or maybe an inside joke you share with your lover?
see what i did there?
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I see's it and I lol'd
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*fap fap fap fap fap *
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Seriously, who thought of this?
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