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Pokemon: the world of the demonic, the satanic |
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Pikachu is cute. That's me stating the obvious, but look at him, all chubby, rosy cheeked, and that voice certainly helps his cause. If there was a real Pikachu, you know what I'm gonna have as a pet...and as a generator. But through this next video, you will all learn how truly evil Pikachu and the rest of the Pokemon really are. Really.
Clearly, parts of the video have been edited for entertainment purposes, but you get the point. This is probably the funniest anti-Pokemon tirade I've ever seen. Such conviction! Now you see the error of your ways?! You can't be saved!! Pokemon, plural, are your ticket to eternal damnation!
[via Everythingisterrible]
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So true. Let's take it one step further:
Romney/that guy 2012!
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More seriously, this is why my boss hates Pokemon.. and Yu-Gi-Oh.
And what about the Crusades? They did more than stab each other
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The only way to deal with these types is to use a Holy Hand Grenade. These guys are just about as bad as Islamic Jihadists, KKK, and the rest. They just pretend to have YOUR best interests in mind. The only problem is YOUR best interests don't put money in the offering plate.
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Bet this guy's a total closet case, too.
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gotta love athiests thinking the world just showed up. Really spend a second to think. This universe came from some where.
God is real, Jesus still loves you :)
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Belief in god is a mental illness, I suggest u get some help for it.
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Well atheism attacks no more than religion (stoning homosexuals? Burning black people?); atheists don't bring religion into a conversation until a religious person has already brought it in.
Granted some do, but are unproportionall y outnumbered by the amount of religious people who feel the need to bring religion in to conversations.
That's my opinion anyway, I hope I was more polite than the rest.
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there were girls on horses trick-riding and one girls horse bumped into the other and fell, and rolled right over her. she wasnt moving and they carried her off ona stretcher.
pokemon will kill you.
dont leave the house.
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there is no empirical evidence wither way.
to believe either extreme is a logical fallacy, and requires blind faith.
logically speaking, the only appropriate belief is agnosticism.
Jesus loves you :)
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If there is no proof for something then it is not blind faith to not believe it's existance.
Agnosticism is NOT an appropriate choice in your post, since Agnosticsm does believe in a God. If Agnosticism included the possibility of there being no God then yes it would be an apropriate choice.
There is no proof of there being a teapot orbiting the sun, yet there is no proof that there isn't, so one can't make a judgement either way without evidence.
Well, this is wrong, as without evidence, then there is no existence, what is the point of researching science, if when you look at a theory, you are stopped in your tracks because there is no evidence of the contrary not being true.
It's illogical to bring up something completely random and to say that since there is no proof of it not existing, then it's an equal judgement to say it exists.
I hope that made sense,
peace, Martin :)
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pikachu is THAT evil
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