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Katsuhiro Harada: The Tekken movie is terrible |
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I saw the Tekken movie the other day, and I have to say, it's likely the most ridiculous movie adaptation of a video game I've ever seen. It's so bad I could post an entire review categorically bashing every detail, from the lame choreo to the embarrassing script. But don't let my opinion get in the way of things, but maybe you'll take it from Katsuhiro Harada?
"That Hollywood movie is terrible," he simply Tweeted. "We were not able to supervise that movie (It was cruel contract) I'm not interested in that mv." It's so bad that Harada doesn't even want to say anything more about it. "Please don't ask me about that movie. We did not have the supervision right. I don't want talk about that," he said in another Tweet.
Have you seen it?
Harada_Tekken (Twitter) [via Kotaku]
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I love tekken, but they picked all the crappest characters. the story sucked.
Shocking
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I downloaded Tekken too lol when I finished it the only thing that came out of my mouth was "Whaaaaat theeeee fuuuuuuuuk was that..."
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i agree. they need to work on those transactions...
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just garbage- sorry to insult garbage but it is...
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(Actually I just remembered, DoA was also pretty lame as well no?)
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1 - very bad production
2 - very bad camera man
3 - very bad video production
did the crew played the game at less
1' - goos scenario
2' - good music
maybe a low budjet movie
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No. I don't like how much they retconned in Advent Children, and think it was horrible.
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Bad acting
Fights are decent in my opinion
Horrible script
Kazuya has a threesome, nuff said
Heihachi is a good guy = Epic fail
Steve Fox is older than Nina which makes no sense because he's her son
Plot holes so big that you can literally fly a 747 through them, followed by Christie's ass cleavage.
Kazuya was pretty cool although he had a freaking threesome that came out of nowhere and was completely out of place
Heihachi is played by the same guy who played Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat which was kinda cool BUT WHY IS HE A GOOD GUY? WHY DOESNT HE JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF KAZUYA? I mean Heihachi is the ultimate badass, but here he's such a pushover, he doesn't even fight!
Oh and where is Kazuya's scar?
Kazuya fights with an axe, WTF?
The name of the corporation is Mishima Zaibatsu NOT Tekken
There is no mention of the Devil Gene
Appart from Jin, Heihachi and Kazuya, this has nothing to do with Tekken, it might as well be called Idiots in a ring
The only 5 things i liked about this movie where
1: Yoshimitsu beats the everlasting crap out of Jin
2: The fight scenes where fun although poorly choreographed
3: Christie's ass
4: Kazuya and Heihachi where perfectly cast in my opinion, although it was a waisted opportunity
5: Yoshimitsu was treated as lead badass which was great because he's my favorite character.
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And also you need a good cast that look kind a exactly to the characters.
At the movie, they didn't explain about the devil gene, the corporation name wasn't Tekken it was Mishima Zaibatsu. But I really loved Christie's body
The music was good, but the fighting sequence looked like they were dancing. I think Hollywood did a lot of big mistakes on making this movie, ok first of all, Heihachi is not good he's BAD, Kazuya was tossed by his father into a volcano and that's why he had a lot of scars on his body after that the corporation recovered Kazuya's body and infused him with the Devil Gene. And because of that and many others Kazuya want his revenge Steve Fox is not an old geezer. Christine is brazilian and her fighting style is capoeira. So, making everything short they messed up the whole thing.
And Hollywood if YOU are thinking on making another movie of any game, PLEEEAASSEEEEEE hire somebody who likes playing video games, like us, and without hesitate we're going to cooperate. Please call us, we like to help because by doing that we can show you the things like we see it on the game. Don't kill another video game with your stupid ideas, leave that to the pros.
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That's right, it's called Mishima Zaibatsu in the game. Tekken I believe means 'Iron Fist'
Not defending the film! I for one will not be watching this willful pile of money making half-ass non movie.
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The opening CG scenes of tekken arcade games, the CG cutscenes in tekken dark resurrection, the ending CG movies of every character in the game all of those were breathtaking. Imagine a full length film of those CG animation. BUT they just had to RUIN it. Darn these producers directors should be charged for greatly insulting a good game
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I think if they were able to talk with the NAMCO corp. the movie were worth watch. BUUUUTTTT noooooo, they screw everything up.
But I have to agreed with you it was better a CG movie or could it be an anime version of it.
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This is way to depressing
Not that i did not know the outcome,
actually i wrote this one youtube, wayback and got bashed for bashing hollywood on how they ruin everything.
Anyways they never should have licenced it out to make a movie, Namco makes great cutscenes so why not make a movie in 3D?
They should learn from Square Enix who made the Epic Final Fantasy Advent Children.
And if they find it hard to script the movie and do storyboards they should cooperate with the same people who made the tekken anime movie back in 1999?
Well i will not scar myself by watching this movie, nor will i watch dragon ball or legend of chun li.
Ohh and about the street fighter movie starring Van Damme, Jackie Chan did it 1000 000 000 000X better in City Hunter, and he didnt even have 10min, while you guys had more than an hour?
and he did it a year before i think.
DEATH TO HOLLYWOOD,
Leave it to the Japanese!(when it comes to video games and animes(But i hate hollywood movies anyways! thank god for subs and for knowing several languages))
And please stop dubbing video games!
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Even if you argue that the second movie made up for past mistakes, it was only because that film wasn't released at the Box Office. Had it been, it would of lossed money, probably not as much as Spirits Within but a loss none the less.
You cannot possibly expect Namco to dedicate any time to creating what is a essentially a 90 minute cut scene when they are busy working on far more important releases. True fans of Namco would understand that. As far as adapting anime into movies, you need permission from the anime producers as well, not just Namco. There's tonnes of red tape because no one wants to get sued ever and especially right now because it means bankruptcy.
It should be pretty obvious to anyone that CG costs way more money and is therefor far more risky to release. Just count that Tekken fan didn't have to be embarrassed by Box Office numbers for Tekken.
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And who cares about box office.
Most great movies arent released at the box office at all.
well i stand by what i said.
And even if it costs alot of money they never should have sold their soul to hollywood.
ohh and yeah i am a big Tekken fan too, been playing it for more then 10 or 11 years now.
I guess Namco can spare some of their staff, and if it means bankrupcy now.
Why not leave it for tommorow.
But dont ever, ever , ever ,eva ,eva go to hollywood with anything.
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actually i think right now Namco Bandai are the greatest out there.
Sorry Square Enix but youve lost some of the magic.
But even thought im such a big fan.
I dont understand, even if they made the CG movie low budget it would be greater than this sh**
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Leave your brain at the door and laugh about all the mistakes they made :)
Dare i say that perhaps Uwe Boll could have made it better rofl....perhaps hes developing Tetris the movie...so he didnt have time to make Tekken?
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I've seen this movie here...
http://kinggab.com/action/tekken-2
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