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Warhammer Online: a day in the life of a goblin |
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This is the story of a goblin. Smarter than his peers, perhaps, but you can be the judge. Just keep in mind that in the Greenskin army, the spoils don't go to the best man. It goes to the greenskin left standing.
This goblin was minding his own business in the swamp (as far as we know) when suddenly, this orc comes and orders him around. The orc tells the goblin to help him kill a group of "stunties" (dwarfs). If he won't, he'll kill the goblin instead.
Being overpowered, the goblin agrees. On their trek to fight the dwarfs they meet another goblin, running for his life away from some ghosts. The Orc quickly dispatches the ghosts and ghouls behind the escaping goblin.
In the process though, they wake up the dwarf camp, and the Orc deals with them too. Finally, they get to the tower. Don't ask me where the tower came from, ask the goblin. So they climb up the tower and they find a treasure chest filled with gold.
The Orc tries to seize the chest away from the two goblins, seeing as he did all the work. Suddenly, a dwarf shoots an arrow straight through the orc, and the goblins escaped with the treasure. Where did the dwarf come from? How did the goblins escape?
These questions will never be answered. At least, not sensibly. Not by the goblins anyway. Let's just agree that the goblins were lucky and are now rich little greenskins. Check out the Orcanized story by following the link below.
Via Warhammer Online
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