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The Top Ten Portable letdown?

Posted Oct 30, 2006 at 10:10PM EST by QJ Staff

Listed in: PSP, Nintendo DS Tags: gaming accessories, Lynx, N-Gage, PS2, Sega, Sony, WonderSwan
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Are you familiar with Modojo.com? Not quite? Well, we're on the same page but it just so happened that we came across them today. Actually, it is a website dedicated to gadgets which include gaming handhelds. To our amusement, they have there a feature article that lists the top ten portable flops ever.

While we don't agree 100% and we're having some reservations ourselves, we thought it would be well to put it out in the open. In that way, we can all discuss it, compare notes and have the decision made among ourselves. It seems well to us that Modojo holds the Gameboy and the DS in such high esteem. The list furthermore, as their site claims, include noteworthy systems which either failed hard, or, well, failed really hard.


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10. Atari Lynx - remarkably powerful with 16-bit graphics engine and a 4096 hue color palette; however it consumed batteries so fast, U.S. $189.99 entry price and the skateboard-like shape.

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9. Sega Nomad - consumed batteries so fast, blurred images and unreadable texts.


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8. Nintendo Virtual Boy - size and weight made it almost impossible to use in motion, took away the social aspect of gaming.

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7. Game Boy Advance 1.0 - the "reflective" LCD was roughly as reflective as black construction paper.


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6. Nokia N-Gage - so expensive that it could only be bought by someone in one of the upper two or three tax brackets.

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5. Bandai WonderSwan - Bandai didn't even release it in America.

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4. Sony PSP - "a year and a half after, is this what we were expecting from it? most games are half-cooked PS2 ports."

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3. Tiger Game.com - a blurry display and horrendous software support marred this hopeful Game Boy killer.

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2. Game Boy Micro - just another yesterday's-tech Game Boy.

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1. Tiger Telematics Gizmondo - exorbitant cost (U.S. $229 for a system which forced the user to watch ads or a U.S. $400 version with the ads removed), poor engineering and poor software.



Via Modojo



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# ...Guest 2006-10-31 00:09
Hmmm, PSP is the most successful non-Nintendo handheld, yet still came 4th.



The GBA screen brightness was a Gamma value discrepency issue between the develpmont kits and the actual unit - every game released after the launch batch allowed for this.



GBM was never intended to replace GBASP, in fact a newer model GBASP was even released at the same time as the GBM.



These sites doing "Top 10s" in order to get more hits piss me off

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# What?Guest 2006-10-31 01:00
I think if you read the entire article, it's pretty clear the whole thing is meant as a joke.

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# That was Crap!Guest 2006-10-31 06:24
What happened to Sega Game Gear? - When PS3 comes out, better software will arrive! It's not a failure...yet!

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# hhmmmGuest 2006-11-01 00:20
"4. Sony PSP - "a year and a half after, is this what we were expecting from it? most games are half-cooked PS2 ports.""

thats exactly what i would have expected, playstation is japanese for game sequel! ;)

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# ngageGuest 2006-11-01 07:21
i had a ngage when it first came out in the uk and im not rich or am i (no im not).

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# what?Guest 2006-11-01 14:04
its too early to say if the psp is a failure and financialy its still doing very well... and were's the neo geo pocket or the turbographx 16?

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# what about ports(on psp)???Guest 2006-11-02 11:45
cause I mean loco roco and Ultimate ghost and goblins were ports right?that and Im sure I saw talkman on the ps2 too.Oh and dont forget about Death Junior,because Im sure thats a port too.(sarcasm)

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# jGuest 2006-11-02 14:41
the psp is not a letdown. psp run all them handhelds game your talking about letdown lol.

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