Scarves for tech Addicts...Wanna Give it a Go?

Posted Jun 23, 2006 at 3:44AM by QJ Staff Listed in: PSP Tags: Design for the Computer Obsessive, Joe Malia, privacy, Target
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Wanna be mistaken for a mugger or an extraterrestrial while playing your PSP, answering a text message, or working on your PC? Well, if that floats your boat, then this piece of clothing genius from Joe Malia ought to do the trick. What happens when a proportion of the people using a new technology see it to be so enticing that they are willing to sacrifice every other aspect of their lives in order to engage with it? They wear this and they don't care what other people think!

For now there are scarves like these for PSP addicts, desktop users, and cell phone junkies. I tell you, if you'll use this, the privacy level will be so high plus you can't see those people gawking and laughing at you. Although I'm not so sure if this thing could kill you because of suffocation. These concepts actually originated from Joe's project, Design for the Computer Obsessive, which is a requirement for one of his subjects. I personally wanna try the desktop scarf, just to weird out my officemates (ha, ha)!

For now, these garments are still in the drawing board, but who knows? There might come a time when you're strolling by Target and you see one of these thingamajigs on sale. How about you? You wanna try 'em on or do you think it's just plain ridiculous? Tell us through your comments.

Via Joe Malia

 
 
 

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by aNILEator - 2006-06-22 23:07
» seriously thats stupid

i personally wouldn't want to wear that as you're oblivious to the surroundings around you, and the desktop one you can't see the keyboard or adjust monitor settings or anything

by Vipre77 - 2006-06-22 23:25
» It makes me want to hit them

Smack 'em up side the head. They're begging for it. Video games really are making me violent, I guess. Well, other people playing games while wearing stuff like this is making me violent anyway.

by PSP-Fan - 2006-06-22 23:47
» Soo ubar!

Finaly, no glare when you play in the bright sunlight!

you can adjust the brightnes to minimum, you know how much batery that saves!

Ubar! where can i buy these?!?

by asdf - 2006-06-22 23:51
» COOL!

Finally I'm able to play while on the bus, without the sun annoying me. I'm surely going to get one!

by Livewire - 2006-06-22 23:56
» What ever!

Man please. Give me a break! lol.

by Snap! - 2006-06-22 23:58
» Awesomeness

Oh Snap! This is tight, it will make it feel more realistic.

by PSP-Fan - 2006-06-22 23:59
» pluss i can watch Pron wherever i want :D

pluss i can watch Pron wherever i want

imagine sitting in church on sunday XD

need to remember to turn down the volume thou oO

by Anger - 2006-06-23 00:02
» total and complete...

waste of bandwidth

by Undefined - 2006-06-23 00:05
» Mda...

Sunt niste distrusi... O.o

by Eliphas - 2006-06-23 00:16
» If i see...

any one in it i will have to hit em. Just think of playin ur psp with it and u cant see the guy comin down the sidewalk gettin ready to mug ur @$$! hell it just may be me.... ;)

by Rikki-Tikki-Tavi - 2006-06-23 00:17
» My take

It's plain rediculus.



So, sure I'm gonna wear it.

by 2.61 - 2006-06-23 00:19
» does this work on...

does this work on a 2.61 FW

or with the 82 MoBo?

by This man is sick... - 2006-06-23 00:21
» This man is sick...

This man is sick...

by doandie - 2006-06-23 00:36
» #8

PORN is a waste of bandwidth

by PSP-Fan - 2006-06-23 00:38
» #14

only if you are hermaphrodite

by greg - 2006-06-23 01:02
» this is a sign of the apocalypse..

the end is near!

by Overseer - 2006-06-23 01:21
» huh??

You've got to be kidding! Seriously, this is a joke right? Please someone fess up to this. Those pics look like photoshop edits, no one in thier right mind would be seen with something like that! I consider myself a pretty hardcore gamer, but thats just bloody stupid.

by ass - 2006-06-23 01:31
» ass

you should be shot for this post

by vucifer - 2006-06-23 01:35
» wtf

this is NOT news of any kind. this is totally useless second rate entertainment

by lmao - 2006-06-23 01:50
» ....

the people wearing them outside obviously want to be robed!!

by joey18 - 2006-06-23 01:58
» OMG!!!

WTH came up with this idea anyway?

by - 2006-06-23 02:05
» Chill Guys :)

This one's listed under "Off-Topic" and never was it mentioned in the article that it's some kind of "news". You could read it, just for the sake of "humor". I bet when you first saw the pics, it got your attention, right? I know most of you want real PSP updates, but it wouldn't hurt to have this kind of post every once in a while; name one newspaper that has no cartoons. :)

by pspenis - 2006-06-23 02:28
» pspenis

PORN is a great!

by earld - 2006-06-23 02:34
» big brown one

You'll all want one come the winter..

by U gotta be kidding - 2006-06-23 02:47
» Ummm...

This is a joke, right ?

by yoshinatsu - 2006-06-23 03:01
» Robbery Master

Yeah, and someone snatches your device out of your hands, and then you cannot see him and whatever.

That's idiotic.

by crap - 2006-06-23 03:08
» #8

youre stupid buy some sunglasses instead!!.

by metalspector - 2006-06-23 03:22
» ZOMG

This sucks!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! , I mean , noone will buy it , this is the dumbest idea someone could think of , but it still wouldn't supridse me if sony buys copyright to this and start selling it lol.

by i reckon im well hard - 2006-06-23 03:31
» aren't you cool

"if i see any one in it i will have to hit em. Just think of playin ur psp with it and u cant see the guy comin down the sidewalk gettin ready to mug ur @$$! hell it just may be me.... ;)"



if your mum lets your out of the house.

by h37 - 2006-06-23 03:44
» LOL

LOL! Now that's just damned sad... if the outside world is that invasive to your gaming addiction, you need to get out more often. Get a relationship or something, force yourself to interract socially a bit more often.... something, I don't know.



No, getting out doesn't involve strapping your psp or pc monitor to your head. Just sit at home with the lights off or something! LOL, I'd have to die laughing if I actually saw this in use - now if you have elephantitis of the face, I partially understand... but DAMN this is ridiculous!

by zip - 2006-06-23 03:56
» good for the car.

i for one would might consider buying this for the long car trips this thing would come in handy with my psp

by fdfsdf - 2006-06-23 03:59
» sdfsdf

goofiness aside, you people neglect the sensory deprevation advantages, which might help you immerse yourself in a video or game or whatever (and by whatever I mean xxx)

by ffffff - 2006-06-23 04:08
» regarding blocking out the sun

a faceplate with an anti-glare filter would be a lot nicer than one of these things... someone should make one

by Mikeh - 2006-06-23 04:13
» >.

I want one for my PC monitor for when I'm watchin films in daylight : )

by sirlude - 2006-06-23 04:28
» nice!

LOL this is the greatiest laugh of all time. I'm so getting one of these just to get my whole office rolling xD

by j_dawg469 - 2006-06-23 05:13
» ...

=/

by iNCREDiPiNOY - 2006-06-23 05:15
» Does it fit with...

a 60" LCD or Plasma HDTV? lol...

by asdasf - 2006-06-23 05:36
» mmm

gay thing

by Urza the Tyrant - 2006-06-23 05:39
» .

This made me vomit with laughter

by DrkCrusader - 2006-06-23 06:01
» HA

HAHA this has to be the funniest product i saw in a while... i mean come on.... they all look like aliens sucking in stuff with a giant nose *zomp* XP

by Jake - 2006-06-23 06:41
» Crazy

that is way too ridiculus, if you wear one of those in public you have got to be out of your mind

by cheesyzombie - 2006-06-23 06:57
» hahahah

lol lol lol. That just looks gay. The guy in the second pic might not even realise a bus or whatever he's waiting for will arrive. Somehow these pics remind me of the stalkers in half life 2.

by CarXCrashXHearts - 2006-06-23 08:52
» -_-

This is the stupidest *****ing thing I've ever seen in my life. Joe Malia, you're the biggest idiot I've ever heard of.

by n/a - 2006-06-23 10:59
» #8 is a waste of bandwith

nocomment

by badboyjohnny - 2006-06-23 11:02
» ROXORZ!

I WAN ONE 4 MY IPOD VIDTIZIDEO FO REAL! BUT I WANT MINE TUPACED OUT! THUG LIFE BABY!! (thats the part where i would lick my lips ;)

by PSPRiverdancerking - 2006-06-23 11:20
» Tell my why...... an no not the Backstreet song!

Only lil pale lil fish belly british children would use this! Stupid pale lil fish bellys. NO U ARE STUPID PALE LIL FISH BELLYS!!! GO GET SOME SUN! BURN!! AN DIE!!!



IRELAND FTW!!!!!!

by Dr. Donkey - 2006-06-23 11:33
» good idea

This is a good idea. I wouldn't suggest wearing it in public. The desktop one has promise. Ever try to drape a towel or blanket over the screen to achieve a more immersive effect? I used to do it playing Lucas arts "x-wing." And seriously whoever says you can't see the keyboard or adjust the monitor settings is retarded. Who feels like they can't use a keyboard in the dark? After all this time using a keyboard, I think that most of us would not have a problem with the WASD configuration or any other keys. Albeit, this does look rediculous, and possibly dangerous to wear in public, but it's not a bad idea. Porn is no more a waste of bandwith than anything else on this site becuase it is totally useless, but entertaining.

by R3TARD101 - 2006-06-23 13:00
» Agreed

I agree with Dr. Donkey... the desktop one would be fun to try out - esp if you actually play online in tournaments or anything that takes full concentration. I would bring one to quakecon for sure! The outdoors one is stupid, but indoors where no one can see would be perfect. Pretty good idea. Hit me up if you need a beta tester :)

by jj - 2006-06-23 15:20
» so hilarious

this is the craziest thing i've ever seen, you could just imagine people playing psp with these and killing themselves down the stairs. Imagine how many times these guys would get sued!! LOL

by EVOPRINCE - 2006-06-23 15:57
» Man, it is horrible

it looks like the monster of silent hill

is this a screenshot of silent hill movie, haha.....

by blah - 2006-06-23 16:43
» adfas

To Post#1 ok who cares if you can't see the keyboard you should be grown up enough to be able to type without looking... o.O

by Rhinoceros - 2006-06-23 18:16
» Talk about immersion.

It's just past 1 AM as I type this and those photos frightened me so badly I actually urinated a little bit.

by KroBa - 2006-06-23 18:28
» ***** yeah!

I'd love one of the PC ones!

by PHae - 2006-06-23 23:20
» Super Cool

Now we can play psp and look like complete fashion gods, who are screaming MUG ME!

by slapitz - 2006-06-24 00:47
» CAUTION

Breathing in and out your own carbondioxide will cause nosebleeds.......................ouch. Same thing applies when you sleep with blanket over your head. Prouduct will never pass on safety tests.

by Uncle Facker - 2006-06-24 00:54
» Genius

This thing is the best invention ever created. I would definitely buy one of this piece of equipment. People doesn't realized the usefulness of this marvelous item. It's priceless al tell you...

by R3TARD101 - 2006-06-24 06:20
» To slapitz

I sleep with a blanket over my head every night and I never get nosebleeds

by PSP 2.71 USER - 2006-06-24 09:35
» Hmm

if see someone with that on in public first i would yell loser then wrap the scarf around there face and take the psp and run laughing

by P4INKiller - 2006-06-24 13:42
» ...

A scarf which locks you out of reality...



great.

by silverdragonhunter54 - 2006-06-24 14:43
» cool

lol i'd buy one just to make fun of with my friends

by 3n_CrYpT3D225 - 2006-06-27 04:11
» ROFLMAO

LOL, holy sh** , now THATS a nice piece of clothin! i could totally see peopl in offices with this, and several buses hiting ppl wit this on XD

by afk4life - 2006-07-06 07:42
» wow

hey does this work underwater?

by ZOMG ROFL - 2006-07-16 17:28
» ROFL

ROFL

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