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Hilarious E3 Press Conference Video! |
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And guess what? A few guys have edited, or should I say, remixed Sony's E3 Press Conference. And trust me, it's worth a good laugh. It doesn't matter whether you're an Xbox 360 Fanboy or a PS3 Fanboy, you should check out this hilarious video. It's THAT funny!
I personally found the Genji 2 part to be absolutely hilarious. Share your opinions in the comments ;)
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*boots his PS2*, not leaving it for a long time
*eyes the revolution* good price, better than the other's games.
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if you really thought that was funny or news worthy, then you need to stop trying to post news.
that was just another person tryig to bash on the ps3 and you actually put it here in the news section.
shows tha tthe new site here just went down a few notches again.
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for pr0 ps3 news goto:
http://ps3.ign.com/
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PS3 IS STILL GONNA KICK 360'S ****IN ASS!!!!!
better features for a little bit more, think about it, sony wont dissapoint, but it you still dont think so, then just go get a blue ray player for more, get cheaper games on a 360, and worse hardware on a 360.
The 2 consols that will be the leaders at the end of this, will be the wii and the ps3, there is no way around it
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I just posted something which I found very funny. And I'm not an XBOX360 Fanboy, or a Wii fanboy. And I didn't post it to bash the PS3.
Calm down. If you don't like the video, don't view it. After all, I'm not forcing you to watch it, am I? ;)
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even if it does bash the system it doesnt mean that you dont like it, or that you shouldnt buy it.
if they only posted positive things then it would be fanboy site which is no fun, if i wanted to see all pro ps3 things id go to playstation.com
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it's not trying to be funny, just trying to bash sony....and failed.
that guy seriously needs better sense of humour
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PS3 = too much good games+full media center :D:D too good to be true
XBOX 360 = I'm impressed, lot more than the xbox, but media center is lacking there
wii = cool, a ds for my home, WHATT?? only 250 box? I buy!
and ps: this news is ok, stop bashing it you fanboys ( I think I'm one too... but I don't stop liking other console only for it
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Kudos for putting it up as PS3 news.
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that video was hilarious, riiiiiiiiidge racerrrrrr!!!
"heres a game based on real ancient battles in japan..
now here comes a giant enemy crab..."
lmfao
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Sorry.
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"I assume most of our readers checked out Sony's E3 Press Conference online. If not the whole conference, at least small tidbits of it. And it didn't take much time to notice the fact that Sony was pretty much unprepared for E3. Where Microsoft looked professional with their press conference, Sony looked all over the place.
And guess what? A few guys have edited, or should I say, remixed Sony's E3 Press Conference. And trust me, it's worth a good laugh. It doesn't matter whether you're an Xbox 360 Fanboy or a PS3 Fanboy, you should check out this hilarious video. It's THAT funny!"
Lemme takeyour quote out of context a little bit, "I check out ps3 fanboys, most guys at sony were pretty and trust me, i didnt take much time to look." taken outta context thats what the poster said. i guess hes gay.
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So many memorable quotes!
Sony made asses out of themselves during that press conference.
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Just face it.. Sony owned you... again...Come november .. Sony will have the last laugh.
You think sony talk Shi*t? You have never heard peter moore talk have you?
This site is becoming pretty pathetic... most of the info here is old, speculation and rumours...
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"the ps3 will kick xboxs ass!"
"ps3 is so cool..FF! MGS! WOOT 600 bucks"
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the rhino part looks real.. really liked it.
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"I am dying on laughs here."
So lack of imagination, lack of talent on editing the conference. I can't see any funny on it.
PS : I have Xbox360, Ps2, and PSP.
I think this video is POSITIVE, to us to decide to buy a PS3. Not agains it. So, the guy who made it it's a kind of idiot. Becouse the video is like a big sony AD, showing many of the Ps3 capabilities... Sorry.
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Just because it takes some statements out of context, can it still be funny?
YES! It can.
I have no "affiliation" or whatever. I currently own an Xbox 360 and I don't think its a good investment to purchase the PS3 (espeically as I purchased the Xbox 360 first).
I can disagree with some of the points in the movie, and still find it funny.
Also, I don't understand newpeak very well. I'm used to English.
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Just because it takes some statements out of context, can it still be funny?
YES! It can.
I have no "affiliation" or whatever. I currently own an Xbox 360 and I don't think its a good investment to purchase the PS3 (espeically as I purchased the Xbox 360 first).
I can disagree with some of the points in the movie, and still find it funny.
Also, I don't understand newpeak very well. I'm used to English.
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(sorry for the double-post earlier)
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---"It does go over some true life issues such as the Xbox's noise, its price, more so on online auctions and its ability to defraud people"
http://xbox360.qj.net/index.php?pg=49&aid=30523
http://xbox360.qj.net/index.php?pg=49&aid=4207
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FOR EXAMPLE
XBOX 360 CORE - NO HDD, Xbox live silver, DVD (for now)
PS3 (20 GB) - Upgradable 20 GB HDD, Playstation Hub, SHINY ASS HELL, BLu ray
XBOX PREMIUM - 20 GB HD, Little Chrome, DVD (for now) Xbox live silver
PS3(60 GB) Upgradable 60 GB HDD, Playstation Hub, More SHINY ASS HELL, Blu-ray
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FOR EXAMPLE
XBOX 360 CORE - NO HDD, Xbox live silver, DVD (for now)
PS3 (20 GB) - Upgradable 20 GB HDD, Playstation Hub, SHINY ASS HELL, BLu ray
XBOX PREMIUM - 20 GB HD, Little Chrome, DVD (for now) Xbox live silver
PS3(60 GB) Upgradable 60 GB HDD, Playstation Hub, More SHINY ASS HELL, Blu-ray
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Funniest part was when they claimed the controller was INNOVATIVE! HAHAHAHAHA..... what a load of garbage! $ony Fanboys, the wrath is upon you! .... And I hate you too!
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Plus, everyone who is bashing the PS3 would buy one if they had the spare money to do so, so just shut the hell up and stick with your Wii60.
I think its great that the two companies are trying to take on Sony as a team. When Sony comes out on top it will show just how strong they and their fanbase really is.
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My name is Captain Obvious.
Stallone resorts to the use of immature insults because he notices that his flawed logic in his passionate argument has been proven wrong in a polite manner and cannot maturely rebut the statements that discredited his argument.
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You wanna hear my thoughts? My thoughts are that you should go ***** yourself with a *****ing loaf of bread. One that kind of looks like this;
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You wanna hear another thought. I think you are teh
d!ps4!t. iF u c4n r34d t4!$ n073 u n33d 70 g3T l4!d...
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I could care less about the Sony bashing, however, as, I was at E3, I played the games, I saw Blu Ray in action, and I was highly impressed. the less people I have crowding me come launch day, the better. I'm also picking up a Wii whenever that launches, and a 360 when games like Crackdown and possibly Too Human and Mass Effect come out.
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Mine relate to this article.
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I watched this video a few minutes ago.
I nearly cried laughing.
Have a nice day.
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In word, Sony downplayed the disparity between the $499 and $599 PS3 versions, citing the primary difference between the consoles at the time of the announcement as the difference in built-in hard drive space, namely 20 GB for the low-end and 60 GB for the high-end. Within minutes, however, journalists homed in on a variety of factors that placed the lower-end PS3 into contention for the dreaded "tard-box" classification of crippled-console.
Not only does the $499 PS3 lack built-in support for Wi-Fi broadband and SD and Compact Flash memory cards, but rather shockingly, the machine does not possess HDMI output. Rumors spread like wild fire that the $499 machine was also missing Bluetooth support for wireless controllers, spreading fury among fans and detractors alike.
A week after the announcement, Sony representatives have gone on record with the press, officially clarifying that the $499 console will support Bluetooth and that Wi-Fi adapters and flash-memory reader add-ons will be made available for the console. The hard-drive will also be upgradeable, as Phil Harrison, long time SCEA heavyweight, told GI.biz, "You can upgrade to whatever size of drive you like. You can put in any drive that you like—it is a computer, after all."
Calming though such statements are, what may prove truly calamitous for the budget-model PS3 is its lack of support for HDMI. On the surface, the lack of such a feature does not spell immediate disaster, as HDMI is merely a high-end video-cable that couples digital image signals with digital sound, essentially equivalent to a DVI and optical audio connection combination. The $499 PS3 model will be able to transmit games in full 1080p High-Definition via component cables without a problem, and far more surround sound receiver-amplifiers support optical-audio than HDMI.
Where the pain will set in, however, is when Blu-ray movies begin making use of HDCP/AACS copy-protection and the infamous "Image-Constraint-Token" (ICP). At the demand of the major Hollywood studios, both HD-DVD and Blu-ray standards have been developed to support this next-generation copy-protection scheme that protects Hi-Def movies from piracy and illegal digital distribution. While AACS is more or less innocuous from the standpoint of a general consumer, HDCP is destined to rain frustration and disappointment upon the masses, or at least those who purchase the $499 PS3 package.
The HDCP system is the means by which each piece of hardware involved in transmitting a High-Def movie signal, from player, to wire, to amplifier, to HDTV or computer monitor, checks for support and protection from hacking and piracy before passing the signal along the chain. Each device must have a specially programmed HDCP chip, and any link in the chain that lacks such protection will cause the entire system to fail, causing movies encoded in 1080p Hi-Def to down-convert to 540p, by means of what is known as the "Image Constraint Token" capability of AACS/HDCP copy-protection scheme.
The crux of the $499 PlayStation 3's problem is the fact that HDCP copy-protection only supports digital connections, namely HDMI. Cutting straight to the chase, the $499 PS3 will not be able to play Blu-ray movies in 1080p High-Definition the moment Blu-ray DVDs begin implementing ICP. Though most studios have agreed to a one or two year grace period in which the Image Constraint Token will not
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sony lie to ppl and now just looking like fools
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What I'm saying is...Let's try to keep stuff positive, not just for the PS3...But for the Wii, for X360, for PS3, and mostly for the people who go to this site.
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check it out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_av_yRMvFg0
now *that's* comedy. if this Sony one was edited like this, it'd be much, much better.
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"And here's this giant enemy crab..."
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ps3 has 6 more Mouths befor relessdate and they will work out the Bugs witch are very small
conpared to the 360 Bugs
the Wii is going to kick some ass too But i hate the Name lol
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1. It doen't have any next generation technology, just a hd output.
2. The external HD-DVD drive will most likely cost $100, making it run at about the same price as a PS3.
3. I have yet to see a game that would warrant me paying $400 for a 360. PS3 has MSG4 and FFXIII.
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anyone here plz remix the microsoft e3 press conference!!
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And about Sony copy MS xbox live. Omg lol. When plz WHEN will ppl notice that M$ ripps you off and charges 5$ a month for a service that should be free. Free as it is for PC's since ... 10 years or more? Did M$ copy PC? Yes!
@57: I totally agree to you
@72: You say the PS3 sucks because the budget-version (499$) does not have HDMI out and is possible not capable of running HDCP protected content. Well, think about same rule goes for 360.
@80: Who cares if a PS3 - dev system freezes 6 months prior to its launch??? The 360 freezed after its release, even worse! *hustle* google for "36 crash"
@all: geez. ppl really should calm down. Its 6 months before launch and sony has already a running system. wow. ms was as same stage at theyr launch
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nd the video was *****in brilliant btw
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Instead of this 5 minute long video, you should've just posted the 1 minute video which is twice as amusing as this one. Honestly, the only funny parts were when Kaz goes, "Riiiiiiiiidge Racer" and "Large Enemy Crab... You attack its weak point for massive damage".
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Gerorge forman should sue sony for steeling his design.
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There are tons of funny video sites on the internet.
I don`t care what is funny to You (dear post maker).
Give me NEWS about PS3. Not every crap and garbage.
I`m not a fanboy. I saw Sony conference. I have my own opinion about it, BUT I`m not gonna share it with everyone, because it puts nothing into this topic.
I`m writing comments once per year.
I hope it will help you imagine how big mistake you`ve made.
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Let the fanboys have their rants. They just have a lot of time to waste because they only have one console to play.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFf7AtAOagw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HHsUfConpY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fihZlSQbMPs
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That said, the piece of ***** still has nothing more useful to offer than the PS2 did. Maybe a more flimsy design? Or maybe a case that won't fall apart after 3 months exclusively for the 60 gb set?
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while ps3+20GB HDD+1080p res(for gaming)+BD built in = 500$...
i think ps3 is a better deal and also 360 is good, so please don't be folish saying "dont bay ps3" because it is your opinion......
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Xbox360 & PS3. This 2 are definately BOTH recommended n on my ToBuy list.
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$600 to play Betamax?
Did you see that Warhawk controller demo? Not fun.
Sony wants to stick it to us, not give us fun.
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im a fkin sony fanboy(i got ps1 ps2 psp, and ds) and i hate xbox cuz its by creators of windows(duh) and has got zero innovation so far(ONLINE LOL, WE NEVER GET ENOUGH OF THAT), but i srsly lol'd @ that video.
gj haha
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im a fkin sony fanboy(i got ps1 ps2 psp, and ds) and i hate xbox cuz its by creators of windows(duh) and has got zero innovation so far(ONLINE LOL, WE NEVER GET ENOUGH OF THAT), but i srsly lol'd @ that video.
gj haha
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-Killfox,
#36
YOU'RE sad for several other reasons. First off, you can't use the English Language properly. "Your" stupid? "YOUR"? Jesus. Prat. Go back to school, you pathetic waste of space.
Secondly, I agree on the front that it isn't difficult to earn $600 in a week. But you'll realise when you finally grow up that people lave to pay bills for Gas, Water and Electricity, they have to buy food and liquid, they have to pay tax, and they keep having to pay for petrol. Take all that away from say, $600, and you're left with about $150. Make that $50 if you have kids.
Third, stop being a hypocrite. You may like certain things. That, however, doesn't mean others do. Some people may like male pornography, notably women. Some men may like it too. Big deal. What annoys me is the fact that you mask your liking of it with childish, abusive comments, such comments a two year old would feel ashamed to say.
Grow up, and come ack when you have something constructive and mature to say. Retard.
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if you dont like the video, dont watch it..
simple as that...
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