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Sony "Poos"?

Posted Jun 30, 2006 at 12:24PM EST by QJ Staff

Listed in: News, Off Topic, Humor Tags: infinity, Microsoft, Sony
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PS3Okay, this one's for all you 8th-grade boys out there...

To be fair, English is a horribly difficult language for non-native speakers to master. And there are always little cultural things that don't translate as intended.

No doubt, you all had some good laughs over  "PS" and "PSP," but now, Sony has gone one better by registering the name "Poos." The German gaming site (GameFront.de) that originally reported the story said  "Sony has patented 'P oo S', but we don't know what it is. Perhaps it's the name of the controller."

As it turns out, it's actually a "P" and an "S" with an "infinity" sign between them, which is a numeral "8" lying on its side (see image below).  Rumour has it that it's to be the name of the PS3 online network. Previously, it was announced at the E3 2006 Expo as the "PlayStation Network Platform."

Unfortunately (but hilariously), the name "Poos" is starting to stick as toilet-related jokes start popping up on gaming sites all over the 'Net. Yep, looks like it's hitting the fan for Sony...

One can only imagine what scatological name Microsoft will come up with in response...stay tuned!

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# koolGuest 2006-06-30 15:37
Cool, is that image real ? or made up, and yeah they need to change the online name like.

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# lol 1stHypodrive 2006-06-30 15:38
you said scatalogical thats too funny.



lol



haha



P S stand for playstation though.

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# hmmmGuest 2006-06-30 16:09
i refuse to believe this.



poos and wiis come on. someone is s******g with us.

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# wat it really meanGuest 2006-06-30 16:27
PooS=Playstation official online Service

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# DGuest 2006-06-30 16:41
MAKES SENSE #4

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# you don't think they're just trying to take the piss?comedy 2006-06-30 16:45
it looks to me like they're pulling a prank of some sort, taking the piss out of the wii... they know just as well as we all do that wii means wee, so they'll say 'oh look ,instead of making it ps3 it's going to be PooS or something stupid, they'll make some mock up website saying loads of crap and they'll all have a big laugh. just look how much attention nintendo got for changing that name, sony want a piece of the action.



i'm not going to believe it until a little while from now, it's all a little too convenient.

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# wtf, english is supposed to be hard?senjutsu 2006-06-30 17:31
man I'm not english myself and sorry but the US english is MORE than easy, you write like you speak, it's real easy! Personnally I speak french, english, a VERY LITTLE bit of japanese, same for german, same for spanish, and I have to say the english language is not even a tiny challenge! ( mostly compared to japanese, where you have 2400+ kanji to learn, plus the kana :'( , too hard, and the french verbs are... really mean to learn for a second language!



and for the topic, SO WHAT! even if they have 90 million other registered names! you should just wait, anyway if you speculate know or not, you'll only have the answer when sony will spoil it, so just wait&see!

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# PS3Guest 2006-06-30 18:03
Lol I dont think that what it is. I mean come on sony would'nt name there PS3 online or anything on PS3 after winnie the poo.

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# uhhh?Guest 2006-06-30 19:19
dupe of your own story?

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# lolGuest 2006-06-30 19:23
I going to buy some poos & wii

they got the name 4 how the ps3 works lol

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# Stop.Take A Second.Read.Guest 2006-06-30 19:50
Has anyone actually read this article before posting its an infinity symbol its not two o's how have any of you got any grades. Its P InfinitySymbol S not PooS you idiots. Learn to read, learn to write, learn not to say wee and poo jokes because only a 5 year old would think that was clever.

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# Japanese language cause disability to brain.....Guest 2006-06-30 20:10
believe it or not, there's something about Japanese that causes the brain to not able to comprehend simpler language, causing a permanent disability or difficulty for a native japanese speaker to learn a second language in later age.

unless they learn basic Japanese in young age while ESL than they will have a change to master both Japanese and English.

but even though english is easy to learn, it's also the hardiest to master.

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# SymbolGuest 2006-06-30 20:14
It will be nothing more than a symbol. Playstation online will have the symbol P - infinitiy - S for playstation online (remember PS2 had an infinity symbol for online too.

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# no. just simple.Guest 2006-06-30 20:31
"...but even though english is easy to learn, it's also the hardiest to master."



Easy to learn and master, but difficult to type correctly. ;)

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# .Guest 2006-06-30 20:44
Sony is so desperate that they are even compying Nintendo's bad ideas for a name?

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# What it really meanswitbyt 2006-06-30 20:54
" wat it really mean



PooS=Playstation official online Service"



Good thing it wasnt this



PoS=Playstation online service

a.ka.

PoS=Piece of *****



P.S. Stands for Xbox 360

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# yawn told yahhush404 2006-07-01 00:50
When this 'crap' (ohh!) was posted a few days ago I knew it was an infinate sign, Sony wouldn't call something "Poos".

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# Some quote from a forum i posted this on...Guest 2006-07-01 03:32
brb, gotta go poos and wiis...





lol hope ya get teh joke ;)

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# Yeah...DA?Guest 2006-07-01 06:22
I totally agree with comment 7,

cuz easiest language to learn in the world is ENGLISH !!!!



(oh, expect if u are french, cuz they have attitude problems)

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# The Future of gaming is for....Guest 2006-07-01 07:28
Poosies and Wiiners!

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# Now I cant take a Wii while taking my PoosGuest 2006-07-01 07:35
WAHHH!

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# These jokes are retardedGuest 2006-07-01 09:14
P- the 8 is side ways-S Thats how its supposed to be. its not Poos its pinfinitys or Psideways8S Ok? The Poos and wii jokes are retarded. R kelly is also retarded. ***** R kelly. He's still in the closet and refuses to come out.

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# Microsoft is next.Chavagnatze 2006-07-01 09:16
They get left with some connotation of vomit.

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# HmmmGuest 2006-07-01 09:33
"R kelly is also retarded. ***** R kelly. He's still in the closet and refuses to come out"



Yeh, I'm sure it's really crowded with the two of you in there.



;)

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# English is hard...Guest 2006-07-01 09:51
English is one of the hardest, if not the hardest language to learn. English very inconsistent when it comes to grammatical rules. Many times the rules are bended... English is very hard to learn. Oh and, grow up.... Wii does not mean '"wee", p (infinite symbol) s, does not mean "poos."

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# wowGuest 2006-07-01 11:44
no matter how retarted the jokes about poos and wiis are, no matter how immature they are, the people dissing them up about it are just sinking to their level. leave them alone, there are better ways to use your time

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# Next to batAnnony 2006-07-01 13:42
From Microsoft comes:



The coprophilia XXXBox!

Germans rejoice!!



Chicka-chicka bowwow!!

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# fghGuest 2006-07-02 06:19
XXXbox 360

Wee

POS

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# xbox's new webcam nameGuest 2006-07-02 15:58
x===)--cam

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# 599 USDGuest 2006-07-02 20:50
599 USD

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# PatentGuest 2006-07-03 00:24
Actually, this has to do with patent registration.

SONY won't be calling anything related to the PS3, Poos. Written by One over at Beyond3D:

"I don't know who first found the trademark application of the PS3 controller, but apparently he/she has little experience with the Japanese trademark database.



You can search Japanese trademarks from here

http://www.ipdl.ncipi.go.jp/Syouhyou/syouhyou.htm

and the said trademark for the PS3 controller is Trademark Application 2006-40965. It has 8 images, but all of them are just the drawings of the PS3 controller from different angles.



The trademark section is with the note "(for query)". What is actually written in there as "Trademark (for query)" is actually "§P∞S", not even "P∞S". How to pronounce the trademark is also registered, and it's the same as "PS", no infinity or whatever. So what do those '§' and '∞' mean in the context of the trademarks database? Apparently they are control characters.



To illustrate what those control characters mean we can browse other trademarks. For example H10-58610 by SCE has this image:



Its trademark for query is "§X∞I∞[sai]". '§' in the head means it's an image trademark, not a word trademark. So what does '∞' mean? I think it means it changes where characters are put in a trademark image. Another control character that appears in trademarks is '\', which means CR-LF.



Another question is, why the mere drawings of the PS3 controller have "§P∞S" as the query term. I think it's because the PS3 controller has a button with the PS symbol at the center of it. I can verify this theory since Trademark Application 2005-49788 is for the most famous PS symbol and its query term is also "§P∞S"."

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