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Just before the console wars begin, someone has decided to settle the PSP -vs.- DS dispute once and for all. Jon, a guy who runs a website that houses his endless webcam filmed rants (pictured left), has came out with a video that runs for 12 minutes and 47 seconds. In it, he accounts many reasons why the PSP is better than the DS. A lot of his arguments make little to no sense, and he repeats himself. Still, the video is quite amusing."The PSP is better," Jon sums up at the end of his long speech. What profound words! Watch the video to hear endless more nuggets of knowledge such as this. Click 'Read' below to see the video... If you dare.
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quote from him "my freind was on a trampaline, not jumping, the ds fell out of his pocket. It was unplayable because it had broke"
Question: What was he doing on a trampaline with a ds?
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"The PSP can play UMD movies, you cant do thta on the DS. I HEARD THAT ON THE RADIO."
Has he ever even used a DS for himself to form his own opinion, or is he just saying its a bad system from what hes heard?
And then "DS, WHO KNOWS WHAT THAT STANDS FOR? I dotn know, and I KNOW A LOT ABOTU THE DS"
Ok, form onyl the first minute of the video, I can tell the whoel thing is a joke, theres no way this guy really thinks this, you can tell hes trying to be funny
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHA!!!!
that was hilarious LMAOO!!
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there was so many moments that i want to comment on that were stupid and funny il jusst not bother great post :)
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He should really do his research before releasing something like this.
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He actually makes me want to sell my PSP.
"The DS has to be plugged into a wall to charge, its true"
ROFLCOPTER
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FAILED.
"my friend was on a trampaline and it broke"
right...I bet your friend sat his 700 pound butt on it.
I hate these stupid console wars. I believe that both the DS and psp are great.
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its a *****ing joke you fool......plu su pick out one of the weakest points lllloooooolllll
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I have a DS, I have a PSP, I also own GC, PS2, and XBox, and I plan on getting a PS3, and a Wii. Im not a f*cking fanboy, and I dont act like my company is better than everyone else, im an open minded gamer, and I dont exlude a game because of the company its made from, fan boys are f*cking stupid because they have no idea what great game they could be missing. and im not loyal to my company likes its my god damn girlfriend.
I have both PSP, and DS, and in many ways the PSP is better than the DS, and thats not a opinion, its a fact, and I dont hate the DS, I like it, but you dont need a video to say that. You need a non fanboy open minded gamer to try both, and strech both consoles ability out to the maxx. Even if the games arent better, PSP is still a better handheld hardware wise. Shut up nintendo fans, and get over it. Theres nothing wrong with trying other things. Ill sum up the diffrence
DS = 2 screen gameboy with n64 graphics
PSP = PC/PS2
you can only do one thing with DS, which is games. Which is fine by me, but if theres another handheld that can do that, and basiclly everything my computer can and it fits in my pocket, im gonna have to choose option b.
Thats my 2 cents, take it or leave it I dont give a rats @$$
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I disagree since i can make my DSlite last me a week without a charge.
UMDs arent a great portable size, they are pretty big and read slow as hell.
DS's can be hooked upto TV.
This guy has to be so high when making this.
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2.) Lern how to spel nd use propper grammer. Quick lesson, ready? Their = It's theirs! There = It's over there! They're = They are! Your = It's yours! You're = You are an idjit.
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why they f*ck is pspupdates posting about this dumb sh*t!? sure it's funny, but it's not news, i can post any dumb ass link and say its news. PSPupdates is really going down hill...
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but... "look it up... its a fact folks"
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHH A
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... THIS GUY IS NUTS
>__>
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The guy actually thinks he is smart!
What a noobie!
Nice haircut, Jamie
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Just look at the above comments and reconsider...
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He said "DS?" What does that mean!? LOL
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Logging on and reading a few of the posts I find that I can't say anything that hasn't been said already.
Maybe I'll e-mail him a small informative letter on how Nintendo came up with "DS." I'm actually thinking of purchasing the DS Lite.
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anyone with half a brain can see he is obviously making it up to be funny.
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www.teachingsofjon.com
This guy is either a brilliant comedian or freakin idiot. The similaries between his web site and that of a person with down's syndrome can't possibly be coincidental. I really hope his vids are satire for the real nerds who spend their time in handheld/console wars.
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really i would tell that to his face lol. thats why ds is making way more money than this guy who gets his news from who knows where...
"its garbage.... and also its trash..."
yo man if u were trying to be funny u failed the only thing u revealed is ur a fool. jus dont buy it...
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He has managed in ONE DAY to make 'front page' news on atleast FOUR major websites. And, look at the number of posts! All of the commotion and confusion over a 'rant'.
I can not think of a better way to generate traffic to my website. He has managed to do it, with no money and very little effort. I am taking notes over here.
He is simply
Brilliant.
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"The PSP is going to work as a controller on the Playstation 3, the Nintendo DS is not gonna work on a, it's not gonna work as a controller on the Playstation 3, look it up" LMFAO omfg are you stupid? Of course Nintendo wouldn't want you to play their DS on the PS3.
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tells it like it is...
wouldn't be surprised to see him on fox news someday
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Morons!
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'you cant hook up the ds to the tv' um....ya, you can.... but you cant hook up the psp to the tv without voiding the warantee........
'you need to charge the ds on the wall' same withe the psp...
'you can play the psp when it's plugged in' same with the ds.....
'wat does ds stand for?' hmmm...DUAL SCREEN?
i have both of these systems, and theres nothing wrong with them..... the ds has its ups and downs, but to tell you the truth, so does the psp..... and really, the ds has sold WAY more than the psp.... even looking from month to month.... dont get me wrong, i love the psp, and it is better, but i just laugh at how he hasnt looked any of this up himself XD
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PSP is better but DS isn't that bad.
QUOTE:
"You cant use a DS with a PSP"
OK so technicly no
but with homebrew yes DUMBASS
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Who knows, he's probably working for Nintendo to weaken our side's argument. ;) It only takes so long before you wan't to disagree with everything that guy says to not be affiliated with him.
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(Thank God for Homebrew, or my PSP would be a brick.)
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DS... who knows what that stands for LMAO..
HAHAAHHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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- He calls it a GameBoy and says that Nintendo hasn't updated the technology.
- He cites the news and the radio as sources for his information.
- He says what the PSP stands for and doesn't know what DS stands for.
- He says the touch screen takes up too much memory and BATTERY LIFE.
- First off the battery life on the DS is great and sucks on the PSP.
- Secondly he should be saying the second screen takes up too much battery life.
- And third if I'm not mistaking, the DS has no memory, since it uses cartridages and basically doesn't need to load anything into memory.
All this within the first two minutes, at which point I just couldn't continue watching. Since I'm afraid that seeing how stupid someone can be could somehow make me stupid. I'm not sure if he's really that dumb, or if he's not being clear enough that he's joking. Either he's that bad of a fanboy extremist, or he's that good of an actor since I can't tell if he's kidding or not.
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"The PSP has built in Speakers. It has Built in Speakers that can play music for a big warehouse. They really can. Its a Fact. Look it up. "
Bahahah i like this guy. But seriously, The PSP is better.
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LOL!
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Well, I looked it up. It is a fact.
Look at the first link:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&rls=GGGL%2CGGGL%3A2005-09%2CGGGL%3Aen&q=%22the+ds+is+garbage%22&btnG=Search
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PSP + DS are great, although I do prefer the PSP a bit more
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Quoted from the site:
"We Know The Show Is Retarded
Talking With Jon is a pretty dumb
show, and it really is a big waist
of time for everyone. We know
this and if you don't like waisting
your time then only watch the
good episodes. Look at the
ratings first, episodes 27, 28,
and 30 are the highest, so if you
are only going to watch a few,
watch them."
And please stop that wannabe ghetto slang it really makes me sick or at least go learn english if you don't know how to properly spell these words.
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ok, the speakers on the psp arent as good as he says... i mean, in a sparcely populated resuraunt, it can easily be drowned out.... how can it posibly pump a warehouse?? look it up, its a fact
with the ds, you dont ALWAYS use an the buttons..the touchscreen is an adequate touch-analog stick... and the psp's analog stick is so awkwardly positioned.... and the fact that is didnt go all the way with dual analog....ya.....
the psp CAN hook up to the tv, yes, but after risking a bricking, and voiding a warrentee, you can...with a cable, you can hook up the ds.... look it up, its a fact.....
both nintendo AND sony are japanese companies...look it up, it's a fact
the ds is no gameboy..... it has improved on it, such as the now 64 bit graphics in comparison to the GBA's 8 bit....touchscreen actually takes up a bit more battary, yes, but not much... HOWEVER, the high res screen takes up much more. the psp has to pump out all this info to the screen, which is 128 bit, while the 64 bit graphics take up not even half of what the psp has to do....look it up, it's a fact....
the things with the wall plugging, battary replacing and falling-out-of-your pocket thing....all those can and will happen to both.... my psp has dropped out of my pocket while i was sitting before.... and its ok... and really, the ds is far more durable.. ds' have been dropped from about arms height and they can still work at full capacity... the psp however... if dropped from that height, will shatter.... this is simply because the ds was designed with kids in mind, and seeing how rough they are with toys, the ds is far more durable... while the psp was designed with adults and mature people in mind, it is just an amazing look and feel... and on that subject, pretty much anything can scratch the psp's screen... and one scratched, it sicks out like a dead pixel (which is another problem....).
i love my psp, don't get me wrong. once i got my psp, i pretty much forgot my psp until metroid prime came out for it. but nonetheless, in terms of an overall system, i would say that these are both almost, but not quite, equally matched
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Yeah, pretty boring to be so neutral that I am.
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The obvious is pointed out and they still take the bait. Ah well.
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That video was just a way to show how many people really reflect on things, especially so called "fanboys".
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8408155466872601103&q=ps3+gameshttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8408155466872601103&q=ps3+games
As for this video, he is talking absolute garbage. For example, he claims that the touch screen on the DS drains out the battery and etc. In fact the DS offers more battery life than the psp. DS ranges from 6-10 hours on a full four hour charge whereas the PSP offers between 4-6 but maybe even less if you are really workin the thing. Quite frankly thats more, and the DS has much better games than the PSP as everyone knows. I dont even have a DS and I got a PSP lol I'm not a fanboy, I'm just a casual gamer and I know for a fact that the DS has much superior games compared to the PSP. So guys, we know this guy is really dumb and biased towards all of Sony's products and therefore he is an absolute fanboy.
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WOOOSH
That's what he just said going straight over your heads
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He clearly never played a ds before bcuz he said that he would imagine that the touch screen uses alot of battery life
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this fat ***** dosent know ***** and he desreves that their will be 132 posts on how gay he is
i dought if he has a psp or ds!
and a psp cant play music for a warhouse
makes me want to stick the duel screen stick in his ass and twist and turn lol
but****psp rules****
allthough nintendo has some classics ! (mega man x &z i love u !! lol)
sorry for typing errors i dont write in english alot
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DS stands for Dual Screens, i Herad That On The News!...
This guy is a serious case of the "I don't have a life" syndrome. BTW: i Heard That on the News!
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the ds suck they say giga......flop i dunno wat its about. rofl
u can play the psp wile its hooked up to the wall....its tru ive done it before.
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It was quite obvious that this thing was meant as a joke, and it was a decent one. If you can't take a joke about your little psp or ds then you are the definition of the retarded fanboy.
People, go read a book and learn something about satire. It's obvious that most of you aren't even in highschool yet as you can't distinguish satire from being serious.
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Both systems are strong in separate aspects, so if you like something about both, save up to get both. Don't put down others :)
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Poor people in Ireland. To solve this he says to produce human children to be eaten. He was serious throughout the whole essay. He even calculated how much children should cost, what weight they should be in, how much each part of the body would cost etc etc.
That is satire. Don't believe me, go ask your English teacher.
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Its too bad for the PSP losing out on the UMD movies, but I still love both systems. I own 1 PSP and 2 Nintendo DS's (2nd for wife). I have a good handful of games for each system and love them each the same.
So all you DS haters go out and buy one! And all you PSP haters, GO BUY ONE! Then we can all just get along and forget how rediculous this video is!!!!!
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ha ha ha
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He's either joking or he's retarded............................
I own both system......but i play the DS more............
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GOD: well, you see, they play that s*** so much they're defending it like its their own f*****'key to heaven. I've been present throughout so many worlds and universes, and this s*** scares the f*** out of me.
Sounds rough...i mean, they're both used for entertainment purposes. Regardless of their capabilities, just have fun. Isn't that right pops?
GOD:...*sound of buttons mashing* ..huh? oh..uh..YEA YEA! That is right... very BAAAAD!
so what do you think they should do pops?
GOD:...F***! I DIED!
*sound of peter in the background "see, that's why 360 is so much better...*
GOD:YOU CAN TAKE YOUR 360 AND BURN IN HELL! HUH? YOU LIKE THAT?! YOU LIKE THAT?!
Peter:*sigh* no god, I don't...
GOD:YEAH! YEAH!...I KNOW YOU DONT! SO SHUT IT!
you gotta be kidding me...
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some quotes..
"its a 19 year old system.. why would you pay 300$ for a DS?"
"they have the cleares picture.. i heard that on the news" "and you can play umd-movies on your psp, you cant do that on a nintendo ds, cant do that, I heard, I heard that on the radio"
he sounds like a retard O_o
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Um.....you can't charge anything as you walk down the street unless you have a really long extension cord.
I dunno about you, but I think $50 isn't cheap for a battery. You can replace the DS battery as well, and it like 1/3 the price.
WTF has this guy been smoking? Of course you can play a DS as it charges.
Seriously, this is either an unfunny joke, the world's biggest n00b, or this guy is just mentally retarded
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but why fighting like children ?? both consoles are good .. wether PSP or DS ...both has a different type of games .. u choose what u like!
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4768723923495249191&pl=true
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3879546424505598948&pl=true
He filmed himself sleeping on two separate nights... In real time.
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but the DS does suck compared to the Godly PSP
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I love this guy, finally someone with some intersting quotes.
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That's how long it took me to realize that I should just turn the damn video off and watch some porn. That says alot seeing as I don't like the DS.
-Warlord
Same here man but I went a lil longer seeing as he was amusing and I was caught up on aim with some BS!
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then he said... the DS could not be a control for the ps3. DUH nikka. DUH. two diff, companies.
wifi.... he said the ds couldnt use wifi. idiot.
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It seems that I missed all you bastards, because you're all too damn stupid to realize a joke when it's right in front of your eyes.
You were probably among those watching south park (years back) and making comments like,
"OMGLOLFOLMEROAO ULAOFOMGZ, Kenny totally died last week. How the WTFOMG can he die againzlolz? The creators must've been drunk when they made this episode. That or it's a joke, which is entirely unlikely. Let's pass up that extremely obvious possibility (it being a joke) and continue to point out things that are clearly incorrect. OMGZ"
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He's just pinning the PSP/Anti-DS fanboys in a satire kind of way.
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lol hahahahahaha
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lmfao
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