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Parent Alert! Video games that parents want their kids to avoid |
Listed in: Magazines, News Tags: London, Scarface
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Have any of you guys heard of the NIMF? Nope? Okay, to brief you guys, NIMF stands for National Institute on Media and the Family, it's an independent, non-partisan, non-sectarian, nonprofit organization.Errr...from that and the title alone I bet some of you guys can already feel the oncoming surge of parental restrictions, eh? In this case, you're right on the target.
NIMF has just released the 11th issue of their MediaWise Video Game Report Card. Now, whaddya guys think this report card grades? Yep, you got it -- video games. It basically runs down the goings-on in the gaming community and grades video games according to how "child-friendly" they are.
Now before you get your panties all in a twist, they're not exactly anti-gaming you guys, they're just, as they say, looking out for the welfare of children and teens. The report card is actually pretty intensive so we'll just get to the core of this whole issue and bring you guys the list of games that are parent-approved, and those that aren't, alright? [Please reserve the violent reactions 'til the end of the article]
Parent Alert! Games to avoid for your children and teens (their label, not ours):
- Gangs of London
- The Sopranos
- Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
- Reservoir Dogs
- Mortal Kombat: Unchained
- Scarface: The World is Yours
- The Godfather: Mob Wars
- Saints Row
- Dead Rising
- Just Cause
- LEGO Star Wars II – The Original Trilogy
- Mario Hoops 3 on 3
- Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz
- Roboblitz
- Madden Football ‘07
- Loco Roco
- Dance Factory
- Brain Age
- Nancy Drew: Danger by Design
- Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: The March of the Minis
Via Media Family
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**The IDIOT of the Day Medal**
im 15 and i play 75% of those games and only 1 of the list below...
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Wtf is this *****? Mabey for a 6 yr old...
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Of course, that's not to say the same doesn't apply for the recommended list. Just from their names I can tell "Dance Factory" and Nancy Drew" are garbage, and Mario Hoops got horrible reviews across the board. The only good game on the recommended list is LEGO Star Wars II.
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The only game that i actually play on the approved list is locoroco (w00t!)
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Really? You only played 75% of the mostly *****ty, most violent games? Here's your medal.
*International Award for Excellence in Dumbassery*
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They just gave you a list of all the best games for the psp lol.
Time to dl some isos...
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But i think i too would have more fun with the box those recomended games come in than the games themselves
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Holy Cow!
1st post!!!
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Anywho I'm 21 so I can play them and I won't try to kill people in real life n' ***** =)
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# Gangs of London
# The Sopranos
# Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
# Reservoir Dogs
# Mortal Kombat: Unchained
# Scarface: The World is Yours
# The Godfather: Mob Wars
# Saints Row
# Dead Rising
# Just Cause
all ESRB E-T right any age
# LEGO Star Wars II – The Original Trilogy
# Mario Hoops 3 on 3
# Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz
# Roboblitz
# Madden Football ‘07
# Loco Roco
# Dance Factory
# Brain Age
# Nancy Drew: Danger by Design
# Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: The March of the Minis
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it also doesnt state GTA Liberty city in the list!
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who here didn't enjoy tetris?! what about mario land? what about monkey ball, or lumines, or doing a crossword, or doing a sudoku? who here reads purely violent books? do we all read that crap andy mcnab pours out?
look at these titles and ask yourself, 'which of these games is a derivative by-the-numbers gta-clone or lazy movie tie in?'
what we need in games is a list like this where the heading are in fact 'games to avoid as they have no creative or intellectual value whatsoever'
admittedly nancy drew would appear on the list with gangs of london etc, but MORE of the 'youngster' games would be on the 'worthwhile games' list than the M rated ones.
think about what you play and why you play it. fun or bloodlust?
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people kill people because they're crazy, not because they haven't got gta. i admit there's something fun about beating people in competition (or beating a hard challenge) but the killing is incidental and, imo, worthless.
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in d recomended list loco roco is my only game
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Such a list is way better than the discussion we have here in Germany atm to make so-called "killer-games" illegal. There was some guy going amok in a school and it seems he played Counter-Strike. Noone cares if that guy was massively mentally disturbed or if he did it because he couldn't cope with life (was thrown out of school, didn't get a job, was mobbed by his classmates back in school and so on). No, we have the discussion that these games are bad for children, who shouldn't get them in the first place because they are 18+ anyway.
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That's probably for the best if you really think that. Kids want the violent games cuz they think they're "cool". At least this is one way of educating parents on guiding their kids to the games that are good for them.
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PS: [your favorite game here] blows.
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