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Monster Hunter Portable 2: the monsters you kill and Google engrish

Posted Oct 8, 2006 at 3:29PM EST by QJ Staff

Listed in: News, Titles, Previews, Games Tags: Capcom, Google, North America
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The images below are screens of the monsters you'll be fighting Capcom's looker of a game Monster Hunter Portable 2. If you're a fan of engrish (on Japanese products or on weird online translations), or you regularly load up engrish just for a laugh, here's some language hack-en-slash courtesy of Google Translate:

Evil dragon-wolf-bird



"The black shell and from the fact that it has the long mane, the atrocious monster which is called the 'black wolf bird'. That shell is hard very, in the superficial weapon is repelled. In addition, the bind voice which makes the hunter incapacitation fall, also the powerful breath which is also speed is troublesome."


This mean looking skeletal dodo looks more like a dragon than a bird to me. Anyway, from the looks of it, it's heavily armored and may have a breath weapon it can use to kill you. That, or it just has really bad breath.

The bird turned me into a snowball!


"At the [kokotsuto] village neighborhood of MH2' the monster which was called 'run POS subspecies', the boss 'of [gianosu]'. Big body and blue [tosaka] around one than [gianosu] are feature. When it receives the ice liquid which they spit, only movement and evasion it is possible, it becomes 'snowman state'."


Okay, from the looks of the pic, and the text that came with it, this frozen mutant emu is a boss that has a form of 'freeze attack' that turns you into a chubby snowman.

Big daddy


"The male of the old dragon which is called the 'flame king dragon'. With the tough quarters and the enormous wing, the breath of ignition is spat from the mouth. Because the [ma] you have taken the flame in the entire body, when it touches the body, the physical strength is taken. If 'with MH2', angle is destroyed, it could turn off that flame, but is, ......!?"


Flame king dragon. Odd beard, strength drain related attack, breath weapon, tough armor, possible flight, mean ass dude.

big momy


"The female of the old dragon which 'with MH2' appeared in only offline mode, works the flame. Also the 'flame Princess dragon ' is called. Mode of life has been similar to [teo] [tesukatoru] well e.g., the flame the mark it is in the body, uses the breath and dust explosion. The rush where the track changes largely evasion is very difficult."


This female dragons looks more like a bat than a dragon. Maybe it's because of its face. Anyway, it has a breath attack, it's hard to evade and it has a dust explosion attack. Mean b*tch dragon.

These screens make you wish the game goes to North America don't you?



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# heyGuest 2006-10-08 16:46
1st post!!!!



GARUGA!!!!!omg again...?

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# It better..Guest 2006-10-08 16:47
They better be bringing this to america... if not then I guess MH fans will just have to import like I will... and wow, that is some horrible engrish... totally screwed up my knowledge on Yian Garuga (first pic).

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# Looks sweetGuest 2006-10-08 16:48
Can't wait for this game. It is gonna rock. Those monsters look great.



Oh yeah and screw you first post idiots.

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# WOwGuest 2006-10-08 16:53
Well in the 1st pic it seems its a yian kut ku but it looks better than the original well just a bit,the other monsters are sort of bizard,i understand the raptor you deal with it on 1st one and it this seems to be a snow version of it but the others are weird a lion face dragon and a Lion Faced Female Bat-Dragon?.



Can i have my freaking Cephalodrome and my Diablos back?.



J/K this monsters look more original and i like that but i think they should change the enviorement in were this monsters are since the monsters of the 1st version were more credible (As credible as a Sand shark is.) 'cause founding a red lion dragon on the desert seems to be strange,a high mountain its better for this kind of monsters.Just my thoughts.



Anyway i hope they reduce the load times since the 1st game had a lot of loading times and some quick play since any quest on MHF1 lasted from 20 to 60 minutes,it was unplayable on short times.



By the way 1st(i hope)

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# Kicks assGuest 2006-10-08 16:57
i forgot to say that.



1st and screw you aurtach

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# MOARGuest 2006-10-08 17:45
Where's the gunlance and long bow?!

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# noob.Guest 2006-10-08 18:13
"Well in the 1st pic it seems its a yian kut ku but it looks better than the original well just a bit,the other monsters are sort of bizard,i understand the raptor you deal with it on 1st one and it this seems to be a snow version of it but the others are weird a lion face dragon and a Lion Faced Female Bat-Dragon?."



did you even *****ing PLAY the first one?

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# ypGuest 2006-10-08 19:08
ani1 now if there are new weapons in this game or is it just another game 2 make some cash.

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# Hunter knows bestGuest 2006-10-08 22:14
well IMHO the 1st pic show the Yian Garuga which was already availble in the first MHF.

2nd pic looks like some drome-version of the white velociprey.

the other two are new and they rock as far as can judge from the videos (of MH2) on youtube.



Lookin' forward to find MHF2 in (european) stores!!!

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# shut the ***** up pspupdatesGuest 2006-10-08 23:58
i know monster hunter is a pimpass game, but u dont have to mock us japs just cuz we dont pronounce out \"L\"s by saying engrish. that was a *****ing insult to my *****in people u racist mother *****ers. i *****in hope yall dont *****in say that again.

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# ...Guest 2006-10-09 00:29
the first pic does look like yan garuga but....what happened to his head?the second one is a white velocidrome....or whatever they want to call it...

@10-that was really uneceassary and by no means the engrish was meant as an offence.....and you dont speak L cause you dont want to =p

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# #10Guest 2006-10-09 00:33
are you sure you are a japanese? they dont like to be referred as " jap " .. even though i totally agree they are mocking the japanese cause they dont pronounce out "L"

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# wowGuest 2006-10-09 07:48
The last dragon looks like Falcor from "The Neverending Story" which did, in fact, end. Google it if u dont know what im talkin about.

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# MH2 loleGuest 2006-10-09 08:32
1.Iyan Garuruga (Garuga in NA version)

2. Alternate DosRampos (Velocidrome... white apparently)

3. Teo Teskatol

4. Nana Teskatoli

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# Ramenator is GAYGuest 2006-10-09 09:37
STFU Ahole,i have it well now gtfo you craptacular piece of BS

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# you have no reason to lash out like that...Guest 2006-10-09 13:09
I merely pointed out your misinformation. Oh, and you see that dot I put there after "misinformation"? It's called a period. Use them.

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