Meet the Stony PSP

Posted Apr 29, 2006 at 1:36PM by QJ Staff Listed in: News Tags:
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If you happened to be one of the unfortunate souls who bought the “Stony PSP,” then you have no chance of running homebrew.  According to Kotaku, the Stony PSP has 2 million pixels, can play MP3/WMA files, and is equipped with 256MB memory and an SD card slot.  They called the Stony PSP more of a media player than a console although it comes with 30 games (titles not available).  It may look, feel, play kinda like Sony PSP but what a difference a "t" makes, much like the Sorny I saw on the streets the other day. By now I'm sure everyone is a fakeologist, but for those who are first-times, dont buy the Stony or Sorny. Stick with the Sony 2.00 and lower. Many more games than 30 with those, and you you will actually have fun.

 



 
 
 

Comments [refresh]

by hi - 2006-04-29 08:18
wttf

LOL wow

by kevin102 - 2006-04-29 08:25
omg

yooo dat thing is soooo ugly wow! it looks like sumthing from the 1920's lol

by david - 2006-04-29 08:38
Wait what?

Wow.....just wow.....I.....wow....

by Kizi - 2006-04-29 08:44
o.o

This article is very screwed. It makes me sad...

by eggwonder - 2006-04-29 08:46
wha?

btw i rly am registered i just dont remember my password



stony... does this mean the person who made it was stoned when they came up with the idea. and wow amazing what people come up with these days

by guh - 2006-04-29 08:47
bluh?

what in the hell is that thing?

by InflamedSpirit - 2006-04-29 08:51
Inaccurate post

I highly doubt that thing has 2 million pixels... That's about 700,000 more pixels than my computer screen running at 1280 by 1024. If the stony had that kind of resolution I would buy it in a second.



The wording on this post was somewhat confusing but it seems we're not supposed to but sony?

by MR.TEE - 2006-04-29 08:52
LOL

man that thing looks like a gameboy made from sony

by confuzzled - 2006-04-29 08:52
...

um....what?

by Jabberwocky - 2006-04-29 08:53
Stony ??

This thing just screems copyright infringement :P...lol

by walmart, there is a lot of poop - 2006-04-29 08:53
MORE INFO

Tell us more!

by Jalard123 - 2006-04-29 08:57
That doesnt look half bad

SD cards are much cheaper than memory stick duos (4GB SD cards can be bought for about $100 on ebay). If that thing costs less than $125, then that things mine.

by aye - 2006-04-29 08:59
what

wtf is this lol it looks gay

by asda - 2006-04-29 09:02
HAHAH

" dont buy the Stony or Sony"

i think you mean soRny

by mrbob1000 - 2006-04-29 09:16
whoah

how mutch and were can i buy one

by andy L. - 2006-04-29 09:17
awesome

does anyone now where i can buy one and how much it will cost

by wattywatts - 2006-04-29 09:21
woah

I really really want one of those things. im gonna keep checking back to see if anyone knows where i can buy one. i cant wait to take one to school and show it off haha how cool

by Buttfunk - 2006-04-29 09:27


looks stupid

by eggwonder - 2006-04-29 09:33
hmmm

i think by sony he means dont buy a "new" sony psp cause they all prolly got a 2.xx firmware possibly 2.7

and that it would be better to buy a 2.0 or a 1.5

by cobain - 2006-04-29 09:39
how?

i noe thats not that topic, but, could smoeone say me how i can start the programms on the psp ( fs.: poll or so) and where do i have to unzip 'em...pl0x help !!!

by xsouthpole - 2006-04-29 10:08
wow

the basketball game looks great

by umm - 2006-04-29 10:08
fw?

what firmware does teh Stony have?

by anonymous coward - 2006-04-29 10:10
How do you know?

How do you know you can't run homebrew on it, you maybe able to hack the thing, it has an SD card, I think someone should try to hack this thing, it's pretty cool.

by OLLLO - 2006-04-29 10:18
ROLRFOL

ROLF IRL!!!!

by Hypodrive - 2006-04-29 10:20
lol

# 29 is a retard. lol thats not a game its a WMA file being played.

by ProManX - 2006-04-29 10:25
Some One Else

I wold not trow this crap over my head =) I would not even use this as a door stop.

by ShockD - 2006-04-29 11:03
@14

sony wouldnt make an ugly thing like that

by i love stony - 2006-04-29 11:04
i love stones

at least it can play mp3 and videos...

i would want it... if it was 2 dollars

by gf - 2006-04-29 11:06
hahhaa

it looks like somehting nintendo would make

by fg - 2006-04-29 11:11
hahaha

If it was cheap, and i dind't have a sony i wuld buy one for the movies sake, like Stony pornstation portable.

by asdf - 2006-04-29 11:21
Wow

Talk about useless and stupid news...

by Lurker - 2006-04-29 12:06
ahem... this is IMPORTANT!

Let's impeach the PRESIDENT and buy him a Stony PSP to play in his crawford neverland ranch!



ooops!! BUSH-whackers coming after me!!!



-LURKER (Youve seen me before)

by ScreamingLamb - 2006-04-29 12:10
41-44

This isn't a mock-up or a photoshop. It's an article about a counterfeit device feigning as the psp, much like the article posted a week or so ago. If this were a parody, the person who wrote this wouldn't have made so many spelling and grammatical errors, not to mention the poor paragraph, sentence structuring and the lack of quoting and/or sourcing. Staff of QJ.net better evaluate this author if they want to maintain their semi high end techno-blog status.

by ShinFuYux - 2006-04-29 12:21
Is this true?

....This has to be a late April fool's joke...right?

by ironlung - 2006-04-29 12:28
my dog

poops better articles than that one. shame.

by fdgfdg - 2006-04-29 12:49
fgfdgfdgdg

Holy crap, that was by far the funniest thing I have ever read! Oh and I am not talking about the product. I'm talking about the complete and utter disregard for proper english!



Seriously QJ, you don't pay these people do you? Please say you don't, because there are tons of people out there who would love to blog for you [Good and in proper english] for free.

by someone stole my pants - 2006-04-29 13:01
real

It is real there are other sites who have more pictures of it just do some research



oh and endgaget has a better article on it with links to pictures

by Jontyu - 2006-04-29 14:45
hmmm saw somthing like this....

Are they sure they dont see a huge label on there that says supersized sega gamegear

by nikeskatekrew - 2006-04-29 15:12
what

i have never heard of this before in my lifee

by TheKingTwinkie - 2006-04-29 16:00
i made this word up to describe nothing about this system

higgurgurgurk

by Adrian - 2006-04-29 16:16
haha

teee heee heee .... stony......

by B18 - 2006-04-29 16:34
wtf

peopl dont have nothing to do i see lol people need to get a real job o well~~ at least some one is making money of of it

by black glock - 2006-04-29 16:35
lames

"i think 41's rite! you morons believed this ? holy sh**!

friggingg hilarious!!! ha ha ha ha ha! stony psp! hahahaha!"



u believed it



"at all you dumb peeps who believed this! Ha Ha, stony.. yeah, nice one"



u too

by metalspector - 2006-04-29 16:47
WTF???

Why was my comment deleted? , All I said is that Alaric S. ( the one who posted this article ) is a liar cause the stony psp doesn't exixst because if it existed they would have like 500 of these on ebay and they have none , can't I put my opinion? , I think pspupdates is anti-democratic , I have my free speech you know.

by yourmomm - 2006-04-29 16:51
blah

this topic is teh rox0rz

by Anonymous Coward - 2006-04-29 16:55
POP Station

Actually, there are other products like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvXleDSkB-g&watch2

by youresam - 2006-04-29 17:23
What the..

why did you delete my comments?!?

by Kamigawa - 2006-04-29 18:08
What is that thing??????

Thats a big peice of crap.

A gameboy sp looks like a future device, compared to this one that looks like a thing that should be on museum....



Is it a totally fake or does it play umd games???

What is it???

STONY !!!????

by ScreamingLamb - 2006-04-29 18:41
*snort*

"Why was my comment deleted? , All I said is that Alaric S. ( the one who posted this article ) is a liar cause the stony psp doesn't exixst because if it existed they would have like 500 of these on ebay and they have none , can't I put my opinion? , I think pspupdates is anti-democratic , I have my free speech you know."



The Stony whatever-it-is is real: it exists even if the one in the pictures is the only one. It is not on Ebay because Ebay does not permit counterfeit items. While some fake items do make it out the ones that have blatantly outrageous flaws in the design make it so obvious that it is a counterfeit. These are caught--be it by an auction moderator or a visitor and are deleted. This is why you do not see it on sale in Ebay. Same goes for the States, aside from some asian and other ethnic markets that don't bother reporting the counterfeits. According to you, I do not exist because you cannot see me in person, or on some other "legitimate" website such as ebay. Rethink your philosophy.

by ShuCh3n - 2006-04-29 18:58
Stoled!

Pfff... JXD 683 was first! look http://www.addict3d.org/img/03a2e5aa13e53ea1.jpg i have it at home!

by racer x - 2006-04-29 19:34
found more stuff, mite be legit!!!

http://blog.goo.ne.jp/gamebank-labo/e/b3bda20ddd46f7497c5cca6f01bde139

it's in japanese but I think this mite actually be legit! There are more exclusive screenshots there!

then again I think they are trying to pass this as one of the games



http://blogimg.goo.ne.jp/user_image/27/29/0a7aa1f4502ed41544807aa50930ad73.jpg

by soulkeeper - 2006-04-29 20:08
just search for JXD683 on ebay...

and it really seems to to be same product as this stony-thing. also has 30 games built in and and so on... i found the jxd's manufacturer, too (http://www.jx-digital.com/jxd683.asp).

by anon - 2006-04-29 20:27
endgadget link

http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/30/keepin-it-real-fake-part-xi-jxd683-puts-the-sd-in-psp/

by LOL - 2006-04-29 21:03
Stony for stoner!

Stony,design for Stoner!,Made by Stoner! LOL! ;D

by . - 2006-04-29 21:39
.

wtf they must be "stoned" to call something "stony". Is it heavy? Does it give you hallucinations? Does it contain quartz and feldspar? Or english box leaves?

by demo - 2006-04-30 00:10
haha

Hahah, what a piece of crap. I really feel sorry for everyone who get this *****.

by Storny - 2006-04-30 01:28
Idiots

It's not fake, just google it for more info.

by Djhg2000 - 2006-04-30 03:34
lol

As it wasn't bad enough setaling the idea and design they stole the PSP(TM)!

by WTF??? - 2006-04-30 05:45
WTF?

Stony PSP, Sony should sue for stealing the PSP name.

by DJmac12 - 2006-04-30 06:38
gay

this has 2 be the gayest thing ever

by PSPness - 2006-04-30 07:09


haahhahahahahah ahhahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha hahahah

sounds like a psp on crack Stony. stoned psp.

by ZYXWVUT - 2006-04-30 16:15
ROFLMAO

STONY PSP ROFL 30 GAMES THIS IS SO GHAY

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