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Jack Thompson Wipes Booty |
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Jack who? Well, for those who are not familiar with this guy, he is an
American attorney and activist who is out to extinguish violent video
games. Basically what he is trying to say is that violent video games
are acting as simulators for gamers to rehearse their own violent
plans. He has lobbied extensively to stop production of famous video
games such as The Sims 2 and GTA: Vice City. Obviously, the gaming
community is ticked off about his lobbying activities.So to return the favor, some gamers have invented the "Jack Thompson Toilet Paper" so gamers and Thompson haters could literally let poor old Jacky kiss and wipe their behinds. Although selling for $5.95 per roll, the product has been receiving positive feedback from gaming addicts and Thompson haters, some are even asking if there is a colored and two ply variety of the said toilet paper. I Guess fanatics and haters would have to wait and see for that.
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but im a bit skeptic about the printed inc on the paper...i dont want jack thomposon giving me some rash on my sphincter-aka-butthole. It wud be like living with Jack Thompson on your crackhole...
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Too bad its going to be sold out before I have a chance to get one :)
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Find some other subject to establish your attorney carreer and make a fortune off of......jerk.......................
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WHAT A RETARD!
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ive decided to ***** about it here since someone has to know how crappy the 360 really is (we're really starting to see how much M$ sacraficed in terms of hardware quality in order to rush the 360 to market) i guess they werent satidfied losing 4 billion themselves last time around, this time they wanted to share some of the losses with their customers and the rest of the industry
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It does suck you have to go through it, but once you get your new unit in, and start playing it, hopefully you will decide the fun was worth the little extra wait.
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so what does this mean in the modern day of blogging and consumer empowement ??
that i will do everything in my power to warn people about the dangers of buying a 360 andf the negative repricussions doing so has on the industry that we all love so much
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XD
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sorry dude, i seriously doubt you will even change 1 persons mind about the issue. because frankly, you sounds like a douchebag that is self oriented.
1: a few consoles break, it happens, it happens to the best of us, LIVE WITH IT. you arent having to pay shipping or a repair fee to have the console replaced (while the competitors would) you might even get some free stuff for having to wait so long, i hear that other people who have sent their console in have gotten like free controllers or memory cards.
2: VERY few consoles are catually having a problem, you are one of the rare, just because yours broke doesnt mean that the product is *****, it just means you are unlucky.
3: if you go around shouting that the 360 sucks, you are BOUND to have everyone think that you dont even own the console, and are just a PS fanboy screaming at the top of his lungs that a new console that he hates is doing so well. i dont know if its true or not, but it certianly sounds like it is the case.
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fanboys do not drive a console, good games do and its clear the M$ is the big loser in this department
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On topic:
Why can he be against the Sims 2 because of a patch. It doesnt come with the game, does it? No. So he can't complain. And Vice City is so old now. Isn't there more controversy with San Andreas? This guys going overboard, he's just trying to ruin everybody's day. And what about the ink on the toilet paper. What if it rubs off? Then you HAVe "Jack Thompson" written all over your a**. HA!
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He is OAP (Old and Putrid) lol
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Anyone with Dihorea (spelling) will die
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