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Jack Thompson Wipes Booty

Posted Apr 9, 2006 at 9:44PM EST by QJ Staff

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Jack who? Well, for those who are not familiar with this guy, he is an American attorney and activist who is out to extinguish violent video games. Basically what he is trying to say is that violent video games are acting as simulators for gamers to rehearse their own violent plans. He has lobbied extensively to stop production of famous video games such as The Sims 2 and GTA: Vice City. Obviously, the gaming community is ticked off about his lobbying activities.

So to return the favor, some gamers have invented the "Jack Thompson Toilet Paper" so gamers and Thompson haters could literally let poor old Jacky kiss and wipe their behinds. Although selling for $5.95 per roll, the product has been receiving positive feedback from gaming addicts and Thompson haters, some are even asking if there is a colored and two ply variety  of the said toilet paper. I Guess fanatics and haters would have to wait and see for that.


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# I would be constantly crapping...Guest 2006-04-09 23:37
I'm so tired of hearing of Jack Thompson's lobbying. This guy needs to get a life... I would leave my poo on Jack Thompson any day, this guy is the biggest moron I have ever seen... Even in rebuttle to many valid arguments that gamers bring up, he has no problem hitting back with one of the most retarted excuses. I proudly wear the shirt "Video Games Make Me Do Bad Things" because of this guy.

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# .....GiveHaste 2006-04-09 23:54
I hope someone kills him. I can't stand that ignorant *****.

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# :pGuest 2006-04-10 00:04
guns dont kill people gamers do :P

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# omgliquidfire0012 2006-04-10 00:34
I think JT is cool, but hese right GUNS never killed noone...its gamers that do. hahhahah

but im a bit skeptic about the printed inc on the paper...i dont want jack thomposon giving me some rash on my sphincter-aka-butthole. It wud be like living with Jack Thompson on your crackhole...

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# sold outgamerzworld 2006-04-10 00:38
Damn,

Too bad its going to be sold out before I have a chance to get one :)

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# Dis Foo is Ignant!IodineX 2006-04-10 01:34
Wow this guy needs to get laid...

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# LOLBULL3TPR00F 2006-04-10 01:50
THE GREATEST CREATION OF ALL TIME!

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# JEEEERRRRRKKKGuest 2006-04-10 01:53
Jack Thompson is a JERK....



Find some other subject to establish your attorney carreer and make a fortune off of......jerk.......................

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# JERKGuest 2006-04-10 01:59
I bet if Jack Thompson played BLACK or F.E.A.R he would realise how much fun it is.... then again he might automaticly start plotting how to kill a bunch of people, using the game to simulate his exact actions.......



WHAT A RETARD!

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# B.S.Guest 2006-04-10 02:36
Jack Thompson is a lawyer, who's goal is make money at any cost. If he needs to make games seem dangerous so he can win cases that's what he's going to do. Nobody blames the real causes of violence such as poverty since eliminating that would mean the rich in power would become poorer. Video games are a perfect scapegoat and videogame makers usually make really good money. Games that involve killing police, for instance, are only popular because most people hate police. Would a game that involves talking to the freindly local cop for help recovering your stolen car stereo be popular? Why? Cops are anything but helpful, are *****s, and are far more concerned with finding excuses to give you fines and jailtime. But hey it's the videogames that made that kid in Alabama kill police right? Jack Tohmpson's a hero! That is, to lawyers trying to get rich.

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# the 360 SUCKSGuest 2006-04-10 03:07
piece of crap broke down, i waited two weeks for the return box tro arrive and it turns out the asshold m$ "employee" (i.e. outsourced moron) failed to put my order thourgh so i have to wait another 4 days (supposidely) for a return box to come

ive decided to ***** about it here since someone has to know how crappy the 360 really is (we're really starting to see how much M$ sacraficed in terms of hardware quality in order to rush the 360 to market) i guess they werent satidfied losing 4 billion themselves last time around, this time they wanted to share some of the losses with their customers and the rest of the industry

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# too bad for youGuest 2006-04-10 03:50
I love my 360 and have ad no problem with it. not to mention its a first gen 360. so go complain to someone who cares, like all the PS2 fanboys.....

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# 360 works fine hereGuest 2006-04-10 03:59
I guess you are right in a "the world revolves around you" sense, but there are few who have broken 360's compared to those who have not had problems.



It does suck you have to go through it, but once you get your new unit in, and start playing it, hopefully you will decide the fun was worth the little extra wait.

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# OMG OMGGuest 2006-04-10 04:29
Ima get me one of this, this is too sweet to let go, btw Y is sims 2 violent.

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# yeah i know most dont breakGuest 2006-04-10 04:58
but most companies would ensure the speedy return of a broken console...my 360 broke down the day after oblivion was released and i STILL havent recieved a return box yet

so what does this mean in the modern day of blogging and consumer empowement ??

that i will do everything in my power to warn people about the dangers of buying a 360 andf the negative repricussions doing so has on the industry that we all love so much

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# ...Guest 2006-04-10 06:49
how bout one with his face on every sheet?



XD

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# The Sims...kid6488 2006-04-10 06:51
The reason he lobbied against The Sims is because there's a patch that takes the blur off of people when they shower, use the toilet, get changed, ect. (including children). It is kinda weird, but seeing as all the characters look asexual with the patch (or without the patch), I don't think it's that big of a deal.

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# LOLGuest 2006-04-10 06:57
just randomly theres an idoit bashing the 360. i LOVE how his last reply he thinks he is going to make some kind of repercussion..



sorry dude, i seriously doubt you will even change 1 persons mind about the issue. because frankly, you sounds like a douchebag that is self oriented.



1: a few consoles break, it happens, it happens to the best of us, LIVE WITH IT. you arent having to pay shipping or a repair fee to have the console replaced (while the competitors would) you might even get some free stuff for having to wait so long, i hear that other people who have sent their console in have gotten like free controllers or memory cards.



2: VERY few consoles are catually having a problem, you are one of the rare, just because yours broke doesnt mean that the product is *****, it just means you are unlucky.



3: if you go around shouting that the 360 sucks, you are BOUND to have everyone think that you dont even own the console, and are just a PS fanboy screaming at the top of his lungs that a new console that he hates is doing so well. i dont know if its true or not, but it certianly sounds like it is the case.

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# i bought 7 games, they all sucked save for oneGuest 2006-04-10 07:22
the only good game on the 360 is condemned

fanboys do not drive a console, good games do and its clear the M$ is the big loser in this department

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# house fun anyone?CHUCKINGROCKSATSPACESHIPS 2006-04-10 07:23
I would pay that much for a roll just to toilet paper his house with it.

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# i realize they breakGuest 2006-04-10 07:59
so the "piece of crap" argument is purely emotional, but the main jist of my point is the cutomer service side is horrendous and i will continue to campaign against M$ until they fix my box

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# whyBloodWolfpsp 2006-04-10 10:05
Why are video games so wrong to the public, why, WHY.....oh wait they have advantages, and it is our right to buy the video games if we so please. I think the esbr should rate games more linient, like violence is now teen, blook means teen, anything without sex is a t rated game. All the porn games get m. There happy, I know I would be if this law passed from what I just said. He can shove that up his arse

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# Wooo....Echo_Evolution 2006-04-10 16:16
A pathetic roll of toilet paper with Jack Thompson's name on it. Big f*cking deal. Until I see that guys face on the toilet paper, I won't be satisfied.

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# the xbox breaking argumentGuest 2006-04-13 16:38
you guys who are arguing about the xbox 360 not working are just sore losers. Really, early adopters of the system are only beta testing it. Don't you see. It would be better to buy it later on. And why are you guys so off-topic?!?!!



On topic:

Why can he be against the Sims 2 because of a patch. It doesnt come with the game, does it? No. So he can't complain. And Vice City is so old now. Isn't there more controversy with San Andreas? This guys going overboard, he's just trying to ruin everybody's day. And what about the ink on the toilet paper. What if it rubs off? Then you HAVe "Jack Thompson" written all over your a**. HA!

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# arrrgggGuest 2006-04-14 23:01
WHY CANT THAT OLD FART JUST DIE ALREADY???

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# No tabout 360...but here goesPaulbocio 2006-04-14 23:17
I own a 360, and I can say that I love the console, although it does have many flaws. I am a Sony Fan, mainly because I've been one since PSX came out. I bought a 360 becuase I need some graphic enhancement until PS3 comes out. I ended up plugging the power brick into a 220 plug. I'll tell you all right now, Microsoft is probably the only console that isn't dual voltage, and that pisses me off. So after blowing my brick and talking to a Microsoft employee for an hour, she said she sent an order, brick's on the way. 2 weeks later, no brick, and I called back. Apparently, the order didn't get through, so another hour later, an employee was assuring me the brick is gonna be here 5-7 businees days. 7 BUSINESS days later, no brick. Here I am, love the 360, hate Microsoft.

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# erm.........Guest 2006-04-15 00:53
What a sad old ****. He really needs to get a life. THEY'RE ONLY GAMES GOD DAMNIT!!!!



He is OAP (Old and Putrid) lol

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# nothing like havingGuest 2006-04-15 02:33
nothing like having the government telling you that you cant do something else............ theres something disturbing about people like him being an "american" more like a religious zelot... wait he is a lawyer.. a communist? nah he is just an *****.

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# sony sucksGuest 2006-04-15 02:35
yeah stay with sony... oh dont forget to turn it upside down

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# horse ThompsonGuest 2006-04-15 05:00
jack thompson likes masturbating to horses

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# Anti ConstapationGuest 2006-04-15 07:07
Anyone with constapation just needs this

Anyone with Dihorea (spelling) will die

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# Jackass Thompstump can lick my *****Guest 2006-04-15 17:22
I'd let jackass thompstump lick my ***** anyday, Im tired of his lobbying and his complaints about this and that and how violence sucks in a video game. He probably dosent know he is destroying the game industry, although nobody really listens to him... except the government... or maybe parents...

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