Game Dutch makes hardcore handheld gamers feel gooood

Posted Jan 7, 2007 at 2:29PM by QJ Staff Listed in: Accessories, Off Topic Tags: Game Dutch
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Ever get those back and neck pains from playing too much games on your DS and/or PSP? Well, Japanese company Lofty has found a way for all you hardcore handheld gamers to spend hours playing your handhelds minus the neck pains.

How? With Game Dutch, the huggable pillow-slash-neck rest which aims to ease the muscular fatigue that most handheld gamers experience in their arms, backs, and necks. Weighing in 44×60cm (side area size) and made entirely of polyester, Game Dutch promises to make all you DS and PSP owners feel gooood while spending hours on your beloved handhelds. The Game Dutch currently sells for ¥ 4,179 or roughly US$ 32.30.

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Comments [refresh]

by xnjcx2008 - 2007-01-07 09:07
» lol...

And people wonder why this generation has horrible back problems.

by quentin - 2007-01-07 09:08
» ..

funny *****

by Majes - 2007-01-07 09:10
» LOL!?

Sin frikada!

by dutch boy - 2007-01-07 09:11
» ..

I hoped it would be from a dutch company... but, I was wrong again



=(

by CatfishD - 2007-01-07 09:11
» No...

Back problems rofl.. and like I would ever do that..

by Dan - 2007-01-07 09:17
» Useless

Useless

by japos are losers - 2007-01-07 09:20
» japs suck

they really have no souls. anyway that thing would normally squeeze ur co..ck but since japs have it soooooooo small they didnt give a sh..it

by FIRST - 2007-01-07 09:20
» FIRST

OMG FIRSTT

by bart van gorp - 2007-01-07 09:31
» I LOVE IT

I love this thing. I aint going to buy one of the's dutch bags becouse I feel to dutch to buy a dutch. I make my own

by FLai - 2007-01-07 09:49
» .

Ooh, comfy!

by japos are losers - 2007-01-07 09:49
» japs suck

they really have no souls. anyway that thing would normally squeeze ur co..ck but since japs have it soooooooo small they didnt give a sh..it

by soemhopehere - 2007-01-07 09:58
» great

I wonder if this will stop my uncontrolled urination when i bend over to play psp.

by Jomann (yes im registered) - 2007-01-07 10:01
» lmao

looks so gay but it might be comfy

by DON WTF - 2007-01-07 10:13
» hey i actually

I have this porblem this too, any idea why it happens? I pee a *****in lot

by FLai's homosexual partner - 2007-01-07 10:15
» ohhh yes!!

comfy like when I stick my big one up your hairy ass!!!

by asd - 2007-01-07 10:17
» asd

Why is it named Dutch whilst it has nothing to do with it?

by Fate - 2007-01-07 10:20
» I find this as a disgrace

I find this as an insult to any gamer

by Sword - 2007-01-07 10:37
» Kinda cool

this can work also on gba, and maybe xbox, ps2, gamecube, etc

by aliasneo - 2007-01-07 10:39
» It's the end of the world folks

If you buy this, please do the world a favour and jump off a bridge. This item is a one way ticket to eternal virginity. I mean I play my PSP and DS a lot but c'mon, this is like getting a pocket protector.

by Eternal Virgin - 2007-01-07 10:45
» VIRGIN4LIFE

LAWL I BOUGHT THIS THING LMAOLMAOLMAO. It's my ticket to eternal virginity, GEEK 4 LIFE. Now I'll just make a hole to this little pillow and ***** it since I will never get to eat *****.

by Hunter - 2007-01-07 10:51
» sds

A japanese dude with a PSP!. Thats a 1 in a million right there/

by bigfootitis - 2007-01-07 10:56
» what?

Hey Game Dutch, f*** you.

by Poster - 2007-01-07 11:02
» rofl

I love the comments on this product. Although not truly taken seriously this is a good idea for many gamers who do play a lot, and there are many out there.



Think about it, your posture when you play your ds, psp, handheld, etc. it must be pretty bad.

by Hex - 2007-01-07 11:20
» need chair

Just get one of those massage chairs with the face hole, and just laydown on one of those bad boys for the ultimate portable gaming posture saving experience.

by NAME HERE - 2007-01-07 11:21
» :O

Or you could just raise your hands and lie back on a pillow or something -_-



Damn lazy people.

by OoZic - 2007-01-07 11:48
» size

$ 32 for a piece of foam??



And the Dutch are the largest people on this world, so I think it won't work for me.....I'm 1.93 meters long.



I'm gonna think about a cheap piece of crap and i'll give it the name "Play Japanise" LOL

by k-dawg - 2007-01-07 12:39
» ha

i fink im turnin japanise haha



first post

by sfdsdf - 2007-01-07 13:08
» JAPS

I think all the racism in this post is hilarious. If that thing works I'd buy one, but the picture looks really uncomfortable.

by Fatty - 2007-01-07 13:15
» Fat Boyz

I'm too fat for that

by lilskaterpunk - 2007-01-07 13:30
» LMAO

LMAO U know ur a nerd when u need that....

by Rasseru - 2007-01-07 13:56
» wow....

*Claps*

by anus pie - 2007-01-07 14:08
» gayporn

I will shoot anyone in the face who actually plays a psp the way depicted in the picture of this product.

by Kay - 2007-01-07 14:13
» Is that L?

That guy in the picture kinda looks like L, from Death Note, playing with a PSP in one of his weird postures.

by B - 2007-01-07 15:32
» LOL

Add a pair of t**s to it.. and it will sell out for sure... xD

by Steve - 2007-01-07 15:44
» compatability list

I heard that it aslo works with the gizmondo... but only in France...

by hmm - 2007-01-07 17:04
» hmm

smart idea although that would make my arms feel numb in about... 10 minutes :(

by lavino - 2007-01-07 17:12
» Having a baby tie to you kinda works the same way...

From personal experience ;)

by CHUCKINGROCKSATSPACESHIPS - 2007-01-07 17:22
» Don't Be An Idiot

Your the loser. You probably didn't get a PS3 and your mad. Or maybe you do play with a Japanese made console see it that you know so much.

by CHUCKINGROCKSATSPACESHIPS - 2007-01-07 17:27
» Don't Be An Idiot

Your the loser. You probably didn't get a PS3 and your mad. Or maybe you do play with a Japanese made console see it that you know so much.

by CHUCKINGROCKSATSPACESHIPS - 2007-01-07 17:32
» Pretty Retarded And Useless

If a person is having problems in that position then why sit like that. I personally don't sit like that when I play my PSP. I would rather sit in a chair or lay on the floor. Maybe they will give you a free carrying case to take it on the go.... Stupid waste of money but a bunch of retards might buy it though.

by CHUCKINGROCKSATSPACESHIPS - 2007-01-07 17:35
» Thats A Guy?

Funny I thought that was a girl at first....!!!!

by DuhMan - 2007-01-07 21:15
» sorry if this sounds a bit noobish

but does this work on 2.82?

I upgraded from 1.5 cos I was fed up with how easy it is to run homebrew and have so much fun on my psp, so I decided to limit what I can do with my psp to what Sony wants me to do (and I don't like 3.03, I think that the ps1 emulation is too good a feature to have.)

by Martijn - 2007-01-08 04:26
» :(

Jammer ik hoopte dat NL iets leuks voor de psp had gedaan

by RaiderX - 2007-01-08 05:10
» agreed.

imagine the neck and back aches you will have form using tht thing...

by RaiderX - 2007-01-08 05:11
» if you want neck and back aches....

use a pillow, much cheaper, and you probably have one lying around your house already..

by amrcidiot - 2007-01-08 07:38
» sad

this i spretty sad if you actually need one of these....

by Ihavzebigkock - 2007-01-08 07:49
» Hehe

All it needs is a vagina at the bottom!

by 420 - 2007-01-08 07:50
» uhhh...

I prefer the Honey Dutch.

by mahesa - 2007-01-08 09:10
» wow......

hu wud buy this? just get a big ass pillow and lean on it jeeeze

by LMFAO NIG..GER - 2007-01-08 09:53
» ur so right

u literally made me lmao

by PETITION TO Q-J PERSONEL - 2007-01-08 09:56
» PLEASE HEAR ME

REMOVE THIS ARTICLE AT ONCE. IT IS SO LAME AND RETARDED. IT'S THE GEEKIEST, NERDIEST, LAMEST THING EVER CREATED. IT'S A ONE WAY TICKET TO ETERNAL VIRGINITY. IT'S A MALE GENITAL CRUSHER. IT'S A "YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND" COUPON. IT'S JUST WRONG AND AFFECTS US ALL. BE NICE AND REMOVE IT.

by ***** pooop - 2007-01-08 11:44
» OMG

OMG. ZOMG. first yeah! lmao

by shizzle my nizzle - 2007-01-08 15:11
» snoop dawg is my slave

u suck sir, get a life

by x';",)` - 2007-01-08 16:15
» 80000002

80000002

by 80000002 - 2007-01-08 16:17
» 80000002

80000002

by a - 2007-01-08 23:23
» a

this product is from a japanese company, funny they call it "game dutch". is it becuase the dutch are really good at massages? (typical japanese stereotype that europeans are skilled in various ways)



and that looks like a girl to me...

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