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Game Dutch makes hardcore handheld gamers feel gooood

Posted Jan 7, 2007 at 9:00AM EST by QJ Staff

Listed in: Accessories, Off Topic Tags: Game Dutch, psp accessories
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Ever get those back and neck pains from playing too much games on your DS and/or PSP? Well, Japanese company Lofty has found a way for all you hardcore handheld gamers to spend hours playing your handhelds minus the neck pains.

How? With Game Dutch, the huggable pillow-slash-neck rest which aims to ease the muscular fatigue that most handheld gamers experience in their arms, backs, and necks. Weighing in 44×60cm (side area size) and made entirely of polyester, Game Dutch promises to make all you DS and PSP owners feel gooood while spending hours on your beloved handhelds. The Game Dutch currently sells for ¥ 4,179 or roughly US$ 32.30.

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# lol...xnjcx2008 2007-01-07 10:07
And people wonder why this generation has horrible back problems.

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# ..quentin 2007-01-07 10:08
funny *****

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# LOL!?Guest 2007-01-07 10:10
Sin frikada!

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# ..Guest 2007-01-07 10:11
I hoped it would be from a dutch company... but, I was wrong again



=(

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# No...Guest 2007-01-07 10:11
Back problems rofl.. and like I would ever do that..

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# UselessGuest 2007-01-07 10:17
Useless

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# japs suckGuest 2007-01-07 10:20
they really have no souls. anyway that thing would normally squeeze ur co..ck but since japs have it soooooooo small they didnt give a sh..it

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# FIRSTGuest 2007-01-07 10:20
OMG FIRSTT

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# I LOVE ITGuest 2007-01-07 10:31
I love this thing. I aint going to buy one of the's dutch bags becouse I feel to dutch to buy a dutch. I make my own

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# .FLai 2007-01-07 10:49
Ooh, comfy!

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# japs suckGuest 2007-01-07 10:49
they really have no souls. anyway that thing would normally squeeze ur co..ck but since japs have it soooooooo small they didnt give a sh..it

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# greatGuest 2007-01-07 10:58
I wonder if this will stop my uncontrolled urination when i bend over to play psp.

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# lmaoGuest 2007-01-07 11:01
looks so gay but it might be comfy

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# hey i actuallyGuest 2007-01-07 11:13
I have this porblem this too, any idea why it happens? I pee a *****in lot

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# ohhh yes!!Guest 2007-01-07 11:15
comfy like when I stick my big one up your hairy ass!!!

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# asdGuest 2007-01-07 11:17
Why is it named Dutch whilst it has nothing to do with it?

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# I find this as a disgraceGuest 2007-01-07 11:20
I find this as an insult to any gamer

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# Kinda coolGuest 2007-01-07 11:37
this can work also on gba, and maybe xbox, ps2, gamecube, etc :D

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# It's the end of the world folksaliasneo 2007-01-07 11:39
If you buy this, please do the world a favour and jump off a bridge. This item is a one way ticket to eternal virginity. I mean I play my PSP and DS a lot but c'mon, this is like getting a pocket protector.

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# VIRGIN4LIFEGuest 2007-01-07 11:45
LAWL I BOUGHT THIS THING LMAOLMAOLMAO. It's my ticket to eternal virginity, GEEK 4 LIFE. Now I'll just make a hole to this little pillow and ***** it since I will never get to eat *****.

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# sdsGuest 2007-01-07 11:51
A japanese dude with a PSP!. Thats a 1 in a million right there/

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# what?Guest 2007-01-07 11:56
Hey Game Dutch, f*** you.

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# roflGuest 2007-01-07 12:02
I love the comments on this product. Although not truly taken seriously this is a good idea for many gamers who do play a lot, and there are many out there.



Think about it, your posture when you play your ds, psp, handheld, etc. it must be pretty bad.

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# need chairGuest 2007-01-07 12:20
Just get one of those massage chairs with the face hole, and just laydown on one of those bad boys for the ultimate portable gaming posture saving experience.

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# :OGuest 2007-01-07 12:21
Or you could just raise your hands and lie back on a pillow or something -_-



Damn lazy people.

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# sizeOoZic 2007-01-07 12:48
$ 32 for a piece of foam??



And the Dutch are the largest people on this world, so I think it won't work for me.....I'm 1.93 meters long.



I'm gonna think about a cheap piece of crap and i'll give it the name "Play Japanise" LOL

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# haGuest 2007-01-07 13:39
i fink im turnin japanise haha



first post

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# JAPSGuest 2007-01-07 14:08
I think all the racism in this post is hilarious. If that thing works I'd buy one, but the picture looks really uncomfortable.

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# Fat BoyzGuest 2007-01-07 14:15
I'm too fat for that

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# LMAOGuest 2007-01-07 14:30
LMAO U know ur a nerd when u need that....

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# wow....Rasseru 2007-01-07 14:56
*Claps*

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# gaypornGuest 2007-01-07 15:08
I will shoot anyone in the face who actually plays a psp the way depicted in the picture of this product.

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# Is that L?Guest 2007-01-07 15:13
That guy in the picture kinda looks like L, from Death Note, playing with a PSP in one of his weird postures.

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# LOLGuest 2007-01-07 16:32
Add a pair of t**s to it.. and it will sell out for sure... xD

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# compatability listGuest 2007-01-07 16:44
I heard that it aslo works with the gizmondo... but only in France...

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# hmmGuest 2007-01-07 18:04
smart idea although that would make my arms feel numb in about... 10 minutes :(

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# Having a baby tie to you kinda works the same way...Guest 2007-01-07 18:12
From personal experience ;)

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# Don't Be An IdiotCHUCKINGROCKSATSPACESHIPS 2007-01-07 18:22
Your the loser. You probably didn't get a PS3 and your mad. Or maybe you do play with a Japanese made console see it that you know so much.

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# Don't Be An IdiotCHUCKINGROCKSATSPACESHIPS 2007-01-07 18:27
Your the loser. You probably didn't get a PS3 and your mad. Or maybe you do play with a Japanese made console see it that you know so much.

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# Pretty Retarded And UselessCHUCKINGROCKSATSPACESHIPS 2007-01-07 18:32
If a person is having problems in that position then why sit like that. I personally don't sit like that when I play my PSP. I would rather sit in a chair or lay on the floor. Maybe they will give you a free carrying case to take it on the go.... Stupid waste of money but a bunch of retards might buy it though.

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# Thats A Guy?CHUCKINGROCKSATSPACESHIPS 2007-01-07 18:35
Funny I thought that was a girl at first....!!!!

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# sorry if this sounds a bit noobishGuest 2007-01-07 22:15
but does this work on 2.82?

I upgraded from 1.5 cos I was fed up with how easy it is to run homebrew and have so much fun on my psp, so I decided to limit what I can do with my psp to what Sony wants me to do (and I don't like 3.03, I think that the ps1 emulation is too good a feature to have.)

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# :(Guest 2007-01-08 05:26
Jammer ik hoopte dat NL iets leuks voor de psp had gedaan

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# agreed.RaiderX 2007-01-08 06:10
imagine the neck and back aches you will have form using tht thing...

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# if you want neck and back aches....RaiderX 2007-01-08 06:11
use a pillow, much cheaper, and you probably have one lying around your house already..

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# sadGuest 2007-01-08 08:38
this i spretty sad if you actually need one of these....

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# HeheGuest 2007-01-08 08:49
All it needs is a vagina at the bottom! :D

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# uhhh...Guest 2007-01-08 08:50
I prefer the Honey Dutch.

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# wow......Guest 2007-01-08 10:10
hu wud buy this? just get a big ass pillow and lean on it jeeeze

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# ur so rightGuest 2007-01-08 10:53
u literally made me lmao

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# PLEASE HEAR MEGuest 2007-01-08 10:56
REMOVE THIS ARTICLE AT ONCE. IT IS SO LAME AND RETARDED. IT'S THE GEEKIEST, NERDIEST, LAMEST THING EVER CREATED. IT'S A ONE WAY TICKET TO ETERNAL VIRGINITY. IT'S A MALE GENITAL CRUSHER. IT'S A "YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND" COUPON. IT'S JUST WRONG AND AFFECTS US ALL. BE NICE AND REMOVE IT.

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# OMGGuest 2007-01-08 12:44
OMG. ZOMG. first yeah! lmao

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# snoop dawg is my slaveGuest 2007-01-08 16:11
u suck sir, get a life

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# 80000002Guest 2007-01-08 17:15
80000002

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# 80000002Guest 2007-01-08 17:17
80000002

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# aGuest 2007-01-09 00:23
this product is from a japanese company, funny they call it "game dutch". is it becuase the dutch are really good at massages? (typical japanese stereotype that europeans are skilled in various ways)



and that looks like a girl to me...

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