Saints Row the Third is celebrated for the freedom it gives players. If you want to wear a bear costume around and beat up pedestrians, that’s quite okay with Saints Row. In fact, there’s not much you can’t do in the game's fictional city of Steelport.

THQ build an impressive stats-tracking mechanism directly into Saints Row the Third, which in addition to helping you show off to your friends, gives the developer the ability to aggregate information regarding player habits and actions.

In a recent post on the official Saints Row site, THQ shared some of the more interesting statistics with the gaming public. Namely:

• 5.8 billion citizens of the city have been killed
• Players have spent two years running around naked
• 650 hot dog guys have been killed by flamethrowers

Oh, and let’s not overlook the weirdest stat – since launch, 2 million people have been killed by giant purple dildos. 

I’m not sure what to make of all this, except that Saints Row players are apparently having a really, really good time. Carry on!

Have you killed anyone with a dildo yet? What are you waiting for?

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