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Go kill your self you idiot
You are *****en retarded
OK I WOULD MAKE A BETTER COMMERCAL WITH A ROLL OF DUCT TAPE A RUSTY SCREW DRIVER AND A BOTTLE OF OLD ENGLISH 40'oz
THIS GUY AND THE PRODUCER DESERVE TO GET ROBBED BEATED AND *****ED RIGHT IN THE @SSHOLE BUT THATS JUST MY OPINION
*****S!!!
T_W_A_T_S
thats not ad'ing. Its making a ***** of yourself. Hes not only incredibly stupid, hes probably mentally retarded. Maybe that was screened in a nut house.
woo. sumbody was on crack there...
This guy needs to be shot in the head. The fact that someone that allegedly knows something about advertising had something to do with it even makes it more pathetic. I would be more interested in midgets shooting PSP's out their sphincters. Sony, you want in on my hot new marketing idea?
You need some anger management. Anyone who says that someone should be shot in the head needs to get some mental help...
lmao hahahaha this wouldnt wanna make me buy a psp rather id buy a ds just cause of this dumbass
You guys are nuts!
Are you not aware that the PSP is the coolest of all toys on the hippest kids xmas list this year?
Everyone has one, why don't you?
Boasting the most advanced portable gaming graphics on the market, seriously YOU WONT BELIEVE THE GAMES!!!
With a media player in a class of it's own,. you not only get to listen to your mp3 or wma files on the go at ANY PLACE, ANY TIME, but watch your favorite video, or even LIVE TV when used in conjunction with your LocationFreeTV.
And don't get me started on how cool a PSP is when used in conjunction with that brand new PS3 you you've been dying to get your hands on, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
---------okay that's all I can bear to write for now.
-------------exactly how do I get payed for all this?
Nice little advertising you little ***** ass. I own a PSP and it sucks balls. It does nothing but collect dust and drain its battery by just sitting there. It takes ten *****ing minutes to load a *****in game. It weighs ten pounds. Its as big as a *****ing Game Gear. ***** you and your viral marketing you piece of *****ing trash. I hope you your kids get aborted right in front of you.
moron! YOU are the only idiot I see here. You gripe and moan about a game system that sits there and collects dust, and complain about the size of it,...and well you must have been a complete IDIOT to buy it then. You knew what you were buying, if your are too damn stupid to know what kind of games you want to play, you deserve to have thrown your $200 dollars away. And obviously you don't own a psp game, because no game takes ten minutes to load...of course when the almighty PSP has to have a ***** of an owner like yourself, then of course it is going to misbehave. And the part about the abortion...don't even get me started....people like you need to be locked up and never released saying horrible things like that. Don't even go crying to your mommy either if you can't receive the truth....you sad wannabe PSP owner....probably stuck with a DS...so haha...
You made a great outline on all of the psp's advantages, and functionality. That is everything a consumer needs to know to warrent a purchase.
I'm not too sure about the PSP, but maybe I should go buy a little giant ladder? That was more appealing ;)
With such verses as:
It's totally cool
I am not a fool
It makes me drool
I can play it at school
I can play it on the bus
I can play it while I dance
Mom and dad got me one
So I crapped my pants
and who can forget the crowd favorite:
I like the d-pad
I'd like it if it was plaid
I'd play it with my father
Or with a nurfle-rodder
Look out Dr. Seuss...here comes Zipatoni!!!!
I should delete the word "crap" here as a matter of course, but compared to the other expletives, it's not so bad.
Besides, you made me laugh. :) Grats. :)
ROFL That was entertainment keep it up QJ!
btw it was kind of cool but he didn't have to get all off the beat lols. funny stuff.
I can't describe the level of lameness demonstrated by both 'zipatoni' and the other people commenting on this. I mean seriously it happened it is ridiculous and you should just laugh at it. Just think about the fact that if it did have some effect on any 'consumers' then they are gullible sheep anyway. If they wanted a psp they probably didn't want it for that, or the dustballs, or the squirrels...(maybe the squirrels).
I only smoke weed when I need to
And I need to get some rest pass the ces
I confess, I burnt a hole in the mattress
Yes, yes, it was me, I plead guilty
And on the count of three I pull back the duvet
Make my way to the refrigerator
One dry potato inside, no lie
Not even bread, jam
When the light above my head went bam!
I can't sleep, something's all over me
Greasy, insomnia please release me
And let me dream about making mad love on the heath
Tearing off tights with my teeth
But there's no relief
I'm wide awake in my kitchen
It's dark and I'm lonely
Oh, if I could only get some sleep
Creeky noises make my skin creep
I need to get some sleep
I can't get no sleep
After watching that, i do feel compelled to buy another psp, and maybe one for my kid brother. No seriously I think i am going to buy another psp.
That DEFINITELY does NOT want me to buy a PSP. Look, a white boy rapper that can't even rap rapping for a commercial that concentrates only a rapping. *****s. I bet these guys are DS fanboys.
The ad had a sense of humor. They earned my kudos points for that. If I didn't already own a psp I would DEFINITELY would BUY one. I would prefer to see the cast of Jackass tho advertisisng lol. Like a cracked out Stevo tripping while playing GTA FTW.
I thought it had to be interesting to be viral?
ie. why would anyone bother passing that around?
INTERESTING ENUFF TO COMMENT INNIT!
not that i think it deserved it, but hey--it worked here, didn't it? some virals(like this one) only get passed around and talked about BECAUSE they're so BAD. i think the best thing we can do is not comment on these on youtube or anywhere else, and just let them die. if $ony keeps this up, it might be because they think it's working.
......then again, with their track record, anything is possible... i didn't think it could get worse than the dustballs. i was wrong.
Well, we all watched it? Good or bad, that's viral.
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=213&topic=32349723
the DS vs PSP arguerment is so 6 months ago anyway. There hasn't been anything close to healthy competition since the DS Lite's appearance and as gamers, we care about GAMES right? Let's take a look at recenty releases:
DS: Jump Ultimate Stars (best. handheld. game. EVER.), FF III and at least 10 other "must play" games in the past three months.
PSP: Metal Gear (sucks), Killzone (sucks hard) and GTA (a series of games so bad that calling them "games" is a stretch).
Not like it matters, but for some reason, there will be Sony fanboys until they close the doors on their gaming department (with the fall of the PSP and the craptacular PS3...I'm betting no more than three years from now). Want proof? Ok...Monster Hunter Freedom was the worst game of the year by far...there isn't much arguement there. But due to Sony fanboyism and lack of quality releases for the PSP, people love it. Ugh...sometimes I wonder if they've even played the game...so, so sucky...
So...I call an end to this back and forth. The DS has won, and with good reason. Sony fanboys can now return to their teenage years and quietly reassure themselves that Resistance: Fall of Man was worth the 600 bucks for the the malfunctioning PS3 they waited in the rain for.
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Multiplayer and online games suck. Bring back one player, 2d side scrollers!
You clearly don't know what you're talking about MG ops hasn't had a bad score anywhere on the nets. Killzone is pretty fun despite some mediocre reviews out there. GTA you either love or hate, but first your going to have to ask your parents permission before you play kiddo. GTA did for open ended sand box games what Max Payne did for 3rd person action shooter games. At some point you have get out of your inner fanboy, and give credit where credit is due.
And by all means, this is in NO way any kind of bash on the ds just so you know. Just your rabid blind ds love that has you going around staining your pants wherever you flock.
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"Take luck" Brain Regan
If i was the one in the add and my friends would saw it i wouldnt even go out of my room, seriousley what humiliation...
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/manning.html
Dumbest. . . ad. . . ever!
that is so ghey...
"GTA did for open ended sand box games what Max Payne did for 3rd person action shooter games."
have you ever heard of a game called shenmue? or the elder scrolls trilogy?
Sony don't get it. These ad's are killing Sony as far as hte older gamers are concerned. Why not spend time trying to make a firmware we want to upgrade to rather than making ***** like this?
Sony would never do this, because they want complete control over the platform, and this will enable people to do things with their PSP that goes ahgainst Sony's corporate philosophies, not to mention their bottom line. This is why Sony kept trying to disable running homebrew software with each firmware update.
This very phrase is very creepy, to say the least. It seems they think that we are mere machines to be "activated" and dispense money to them. Maybe we need to start a campaign against ad agencies that think this way about customers. (I hate the word consumers).
R0Gu3 says:
"Sony don't get it. These ad's are killing Sony as far as hte older gamers are concerned. Why not spend time trying to make a firmware we want to upgrade to rather than making ***** like this?"
Sony would never do this, because they want complete control over the platform, and this will enable people to do things with their PSP that goes ahgainst Sony's corporate philosophies, not to mention their bottom line. This is why Sony kept trying to disable running homebrew software with each firmware update.
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