In case you're wondering, the BS doesn't stand for Bachelor of Science, or the the country code for the Bahamas. The BS in the Universal BS Detector Watch is the same BS you get from cows.

Not the white stuff that gushes from the udder that does your body good. But the brown, stinky things that plop out from another anatomical opening that does your garden good.

Since we all know what a wristwatch is, let's just talk about the BS part. The watch has a special button which, when pushed, causes it to flash, moo, and poop. You push the button when in the presence of somebody who spews BS like Mt. Pelee dispenses lava.

Once the watch captures the BS provider's attention and asks what that sound is, you say your Bullshit Detector Watch has just been activated.

It's perfect for people who are sick and tired of listening to BS but don't have the nerve to say, "If I wanted bull I'd be eating at McDonald's right now."

The watch is the latest product from Joey Skaggs who is a multimedia artist among other things. If you must know what the other things are, Skaggs is also a socio-political satirist, media activist, culture jammer, hoaxster, and dedicated proponent of independent thinking and media literacy.

All that and he still found the time to invent the The Universal Bullshit Detector Watch. The BS Watch retails for US$49.95 (plus $9.95 for s/h). Not legal in Washington D.C. Okay, it's still legal there but probably not for long.