Posted Jul 09, 2008 at 12:59PM by Glen D.
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One of the biggest benefits of these high-def days is that video game graphics are now more photorealistic than ever before. This can't be more true when you take into consideration the kind of graphics that Konami's Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots has. With the improvement in graphics, everything started looking that much nicer. That includes game babes. When it comes to video game hotties, MGS4 has one of the finest collections bar none. In this post, this blogger will offer his opinion on who's the most eligible among the game's fantastic females. To boot, I'll be doing it using two categories: looks and personality. Without further ado, these are my lists of the most dateable women in MGS4 ranked in descending order!From sheer looks 1. Raging Raven - Asian-looking girl with long, black hair and a killer body for the win! 2. Naomi Hunter - In the first MGS, she was "meh". Now, she just put on model-level looks and curves. 3. Laughing Octopus - Best figure in the list, though the tentacles bring up icky images of "exotic" Japanese anime, if you know what we mean. 4. Mei Ling - Wow, she's all grown up now, isn't she? A very pretty face and a butt that even Johnny Sasaki could hardly resist. 'Nuff said. 5. Meryl Silverburgh - Definitely cute and she looked nice in a wedding dress. Not quite as gorgeous as the ones that came before here, though. 6. Crying Wolf - She's okay, pretty even. Doesn't quite have the charm of Raging Raven whom she kinda resembles. 7. Screaming Mantis - Definitely someone you'd love to go out with any day of the week, but there are better options. 8. Sunny - The only reason you'd want to even look at her this way is if you're around 10 years old. Still, she might be cute when she grows up. Okay, let's drop it. This is sick. 9. Big Mama - In her prime as EVA, she was the bomb in MGS. However, the only reason we can think of on why you'd want to date her is if you're past 50 or something. If you dig personality more... 1. Mei Ling - She seems like the good girl in the bunch. She's also very smart. And yes, she's very cute. 2. Naomi Hunter - Very feminine and very mysterious. She keeps you guessing all the time, and she likes smart men. 3. Meryl Silverburgh - If you like strong women, you can't go wrong with her. 4. Laughing Octopus - At least you don't have to try hard in making her laugh. You could tell plumber jokes all day and she'd still think it's hilarious. 5. Raging Raven - Don't focus on her anger management issues - she's hot. Oh, and some people think girls look better when they're fuming mad. 6. Screaming Mantis - When people ask you what's wrong with her, just tell them she's the lead vocalist of a fast-rising hard rock band. 7. Crying Wolf - Okay, never mind that people will think you're a horrible boyfriend. Just be thankful you're not dating Big Mama or Sunny. 8. Big Mama - Well, she's got years of experience under her belt and at least she's of legal age. Just close your eyes and think of her Cold War days. 9. Sunny - Please, she's just a kid! If you don't think dating pre-teen girls is repulsive, go and pray that the Feds aren't doing some serious surveillance on you. That's it for our MGS4 babe ranking list. We know, there are better things to do than gawk at female video game characters, but sometimes it's just amusing to do stuff like this. How would you rank them? |
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» awww no vamp in the list?
i could have sworn he was a she. or maybe that biseinen dude, raiden.
i could have sworn he was a she. or maybe that biseinen dude, raiden.
» Wow... time to stop playing.
..."the most dateable women in MGS4"
???
This is the most pathetic thing I have ever read.
..."the most dateable women in MGS4"
???
This is the most pathetic thing I have ever read.
» girandhistacos
Sorry if this was too uncool for you, man. I really am.
Sorry if this was too uncool for you, man. I really am.
» Hey...
Oh come on. Don't take it personally, I didn't mean anything by it.
I guess I just never saw video games as something to be physically attracted to. That's all.
Didn't mean to hurt any feelings.
Oh come on. Don't take it personally, I didn't mean anything by it.
I guess I just never saw video games as something to be physically attracted to. That's all.
Didn't mean to hurt any feelings.
» no offense taken
Just figured that some people find lists like this amusing and some don't. To each his own, I guess. I appreciate everyone reading and commenting on my posts, though. It actually gives me hints on what you guys want to read more of. Keep them coming!
Just figured that some people find lists like this amusing and some don't. To each his own, I guess. I appreciate everyone reading and commenting on my posts, though. It actually gives me hints on what you guys want to read more of. Keep them coming!
» dont worry QJ..
tacos is known around this site as a douche.
The list is funny, but the four B+B are actually real models so...
tacos is known around this site as a douche.
The list is funny, but the four B+B are actually real models so...
» Aww.
Ha! I had no idea I had made a name for myself on this site. That's just funny.
NarooN, how come you're calling me a douche? With most of the things we've both commented on, I've agreed with you.
Wouldn't that make you a douche as well?
Ha! I had no idea I had made a name for myself on this site. That's just funny.
NarooN, how come you're calling me a douche? With most of the things we've both commented on, I've agreed with you.
Wouldn't that make you a douche as well?
» tacos ignore him
the guy loves to start fights and call people douche's ask mistercommonsense (thier always fighting)
the guy loves to start fights and call people douche's ask mistercommonsense (thier always fighting)
» oops
my bad narron thought u were a diff person till i saw ur name .......... u were still in the wrong for callin him a douche tho
my bad narron thought u were a diff person till i saw ur name .......... u were still in the wrong for callin him a douche tho
» LOL!
Wow, I can't believe I got tacos mixed up with someone else. Sorry tacos, I thought you were another guy with a similar name! That's what happens when I comment after being awake for 2 days straight.
I guess that makes me a douchebag. -__-
Wow, I can't believe I got tacos mixed up with someone else. Sorry tacos, I thought you were another guy with a similar name! That's what happens when I comment after being awake for 2 days straight.
I guess that makes me a douchebag. -__-
» ERROR... ERROR... ERROR.. ME BALLS
3 of the B&B images are all wrong.
1st image is supposed to be Laughing Octopus, not Crying Wolf
2nd image is supposed to be Crying Wolf, not Raging Raven
3rd image is correct
4th image is supposed to be Raging Raven, not Laughing Octopus
Also, on Number 5, somebody must've been typing too fast because they wrote "he's hot", simple error though.
3 of the B&B images are all wrong.
1st image is supposed to be Laughing Octopus, not Crying Wolf
2nd image is supposed to be Crying Wolf, not Raging Raven
3rd image is correct
4th image is supposed to be Raging Raven, not Laughing Octopus
Also, on Number 5, somebody must've been typing too fast because they wrote "he's hot", simple error though.
» oops
You got all of the pictures wrong except screaming mantis.
Crying wolf is the 2nd one, laugh octopus is the first one, and raging raven is the last one.
You got all of the pictures wrong except screaming mantis.
Crying wolf is the 2nd one, laugh octopus is the first one, and raging raven is the last one.
» thank you guys
For pointing that out. My bad. Fixed it.
For pointing that out. My bad. Fixed it.
» Top three girls for me:
1) Mei Ling - She's gorgeous and has a great personality. I guess it also doesn't help that I've always kinda had an Asian fetish...
2) Meryl Silverburgh - As the above article says, she's a very strong and independent woman. I've never really liked girls that whine all the time. Also, I've had an emotional attachment with her ever since the first game. I seriously broke my heart that she married that loser and not Snake...
3) Naomi Hunter - Although she is beautiful, there's also a downside; She lacks self-confidence.
Laughing Octopus and Raging Raven are both beautiful girls but I feel like something would be missing with them... Oh well.
1) Mei Ling - She's gorgeous and has a great personality. I guess it also doesn't help that I've always kinda had an Asian fetish...
2) Meryl Silverburgh - As the above article says, she's a very strong and independent woman. I've never really liked girls that whine all the time. Also, I've had an emotional attachment with her ever since the first game. I seriously broke my heart that she married that loser and not Snake...
3) Naomi Hunter - Although she is beautiful, there's also a downside; She lacks self-confidence.
Laughing Octopus and Raging Raven are both beautiful girls but I feel like something would be missing with them... Oh well.
» ..
she didn't marry snake, cuz he just went old... that sounds stupid..
she didn't marry snake, cuz he just went old... that sounds stupid..
» Yeah, you're right.
I don't know. I just find it heartbreaking that, after the connection that they had at the end of the first game (not just with each other but the connection they established with the player), it hurts to see her go for someone else.
I don't know. I just find it heartbreaking that, after the connection that they had at the end of the first game (not just with each other but the connection they established with the player), it hurts to see her go for someone else.
» yup
i hate foxdie... poor snake, all the womens is now going after some gay dude who's poopin' around all the time...
i hate foxdie... poor snake, all the womens is now going after some gay dude who's poopin' around all the time...
» ~~
FoxDie ?
Wasn't he engineered to die at an early age ?
Or did I totally miss that part of the storyline ?
As for Meryll, she looked even manlier than johnny in her wedding dress...
FoxDie ?
Wasn't he engineered to die at an early age ?
Or did I totally miss that part of the storyline ?
As for Meryll, she looked even manlier than johnny in her wedding dress...
» im sorry but
if shes a sexy asain chick,then thats all their is to know... i have an asain fetish as well lol.
as far as the rest: hot asain chicks got it all in one package: looks,personallity,attitude (that might be the same as personality) and overall perfection.
so therefore my choice is Sunny..... lol psych im just playin.
its raging raven (who i happened to meet in person and get an autograph) then naomi,meh ling and wut ever other fine asain chick are in MGS4.
oh,i accually do dig the euro chick as well.. (shes sexy as well).
if shes a sexy asain chick,then thats all their is to know... i have an asain fetish as well lol.
as far as the rest: hot asain chicks got it all in one package: looks,personallity,attitude (that might be the same as personality) and overall perfection.
so therefore my choice is Sunny..... lol psych im just playin.
its raging raven (who i happened to meet in person and get an autograph) then naomi,meh ling and wut ever other fine asain chick are in MGS4.
oh,i accually do dig the euro chick as well.. (shes sexy as well).
» who else has an asian fetish?
I know!
Stevene Seagal!
Sorry, I just had to say that. Now back to the real world...
I know!
Stevene Seagal!
Sorry, I just had to say that. Now back to the real world...
» No way.
Does he really? I never knew that...
Does he really? I never knew that...
» Time for Girl It's Alright!
http://youtube.com/watch?v+7Qw5bKTBQE4
http://youtube.com/watch?v+7Qw5bKTBQE4
» the B and B are real right?
i thought that they were modeled after real girls?
i thought that they were modeled after real girls?
» uhh
yeah...
yeah...
» BEST ONE PERIOD IMO
laughing octopus ...... she's just ......... mmmmmmmmmmm
laughing octopus ...... she's just ......... mmmmmmmmmmm
» Akiba
Akiba looks exactly like snake, only with blonde hair so I see no problem its like picking between CJ and Raquel Gibson.
Akiba looks exactly like snake, only with blonde hair so I see no problem its like picking between CJ and Raquel Gibson.
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