Posted Jul 19, 2007 at 05:40PM by Glen D. Listed in: Nintendo DS, Wii, PlayStation 3, PSP, Xbox 360, Opinions & Analysis, Games for Windows Tags: Capcom, Super Mario, Hideo Kojima, Guerrilla, The Simpsons, Hollywood
Ó

Article banner - Image 1


You may love 'em or hate 'em but let's face it, the contributions of bosses to gaming are almost as important as those of the good guys themselves. In this edition of the QuickList, we're honoring the cream of the crop among the bad guys. The criteria? We scrutinized each based on what he had to offer and what he does best. Whether it's style, toughness or infamy, we took them by what they had to offer and we found 10 left standing. Again, this is all subjective and your opinions are as good as ours. Here they are:

10. The Polar Bear (Ice Climber)- After hours of grueling debates on the subject of whether he's even a boss or not, the Ice Climber Polar Bear has eked his way to a cliff-hanging tenth spot on this list. There's not a lot to say about him in terms of difficulty, but gamers from the past know what time it is when they see the hot, red briefs over the off-white fur. It means you're taking too long to climb and he'll force-advance the level with a jumping fart.

Usually, there's no problem getting to his face and pounding his toes with a mallet, but when playing with a friend or sibling, it sparks an unfriendly war of who gets to nail him. The only way to make sure that you do the honors is to sabotage your partner with guerrilla tactics like unorthodox body checks and busting the floors where they stand. We won't be surprised to hear about domestic violence resulting from this scenario.

9. Super Bison (Street Fighter EX2)- This guy doesn't even have a storyline to his name but his arsenal more than makes up for it. Think of a fighter whose special moves damage like super moves, and whose super moves feel like Level 3 finishers, and you'll get an idea of what it's like to fight him. Add to that an unforgiving AI and you'll realize that you'll have to play a darn-near perfect game to come out on top.


bosses - Image 1bosses - Image 2bosses - Image 3bosses - Image 4

8. Baal (Disgaea series/ Makai Kingdom)- Fans of the NIS line of strategy RPGs know this guy all too well. When it comes to sheer toughness, Baal may very well be the hardest nut on this list. Don't let the cute Prinny suit fool you: He sports millions of hit points and attack power that can obliterate entire parties with a single swipe. It usually takes the average player an investment of a hundred game hours or so to trounce him, not including the times you'll have to reset.


7. Celia and Lede (Final Fantasy Tactics)- Don't expect them to win any popularity contests any time soon, but anyone who's ever played the original Final Fantasy Tactics will understand why they're here. Celia and Lede are Marquis Elmdor's twin assassins who have the deadliest abilities put together in one package. What's amazing about these two is that they don't need insanely high HP's or stellar attack damage. What they lack in stats, they make up for in skills.

These girls can Charm, Kill or Stop you with 100 percent accuracy at any given time if you're not wearing the right gear. Chances are that you won't be prepared for your fight against them if you haven't read FAQs in advance. It's not hard to figure out what to do when you've got them scouted but in terms of surprise butt-kicks, they're among the very best.

6. Mike Tyson (Mike Tyson's Punch Out)- His voice in real life sounds cute and he'll even give you a wink or two in the game, but be careful because that doesn't mean he likes you. The wink is actually a sign that your world is about to end with a right hook that floors you faster than you can say "don't bite my ear."

bosses - Image 1bosses - Image 2bosses - Image 3bosses - Image 4

5. Mr. Burns (The Simpsons Arcade)- Not a whole lot of us will remember the arcade four-player whack-o-rama which was The Simpsons from back in the two-button days, but for those of us who do, Montgomery Burns as the last boss was the definition of pixelated pain. He's been depicted in some TV series episode as a concept cyborg and it all comes true in your last fight with him. With an array of projectiles punctuated by a mini-nuke to take you out in a jiffy, you'll be dropping quarters in by the handfuls just to see the ending.

4. Nemesis (Resident Evil 3)- He's tall, tough, carries a rocket launcher and yes, he's freaking ugly. Give it up for Capcom for the paranoia that they caused us during our first run at the game. Not a bad showing at the big screen too if you compare him with other game villains who made it to Hollywood.

3. Bowser (Super Mario series)- He may never have had the luck to beat a fat, red plumber but you gotta hand it to Bowser because he just doesn't quit. With some 20 years under his belt, he's still the terrifyingly lovable boss whom we all hope will do a number on Mario one of these days. Overall, we'll give him an F for success rate and an A for effort and longevity.


2.Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII)- The name is almost a cliche but like Lara Croft's place as one of the hottest game babes ever, we'll have to give credit where it's due. Sephiroth represents to gaming what Sugar Ray Leonard was to boxing: He's sizzle and steak and every encounter with him is memorable.

Just what kind of influence does he wield? For one thing, he dominated message boards at a time when a lot of people were still using dial-up connections. We may all hate him for what he did to Aerith, but let's face it, he's the bad-ass who set the gold standard for the adjective.

mgs bosses - Image 1mgs bosses - Image 2mgs bosses - Image 4

1.FOX-HOUND (Metal Gear Solid)- We were a bit hesitant to place an entire group on top of this list but we just had to. It's a phenomenon that happened once before in our hot babes list with the girls of Dead or Alive and in the interest of fairness, we decided to have it again. Team QJ recognizes just what trend-setting impact these guys had on the business and that places them on top. We'd rather do that than take them as individuals and have them dominate the top ten.

Whether you're fighting the innovative battle against Psycho Mantis, pondering the motives of Revolver Ocelot or enjoying Liquid Snake's Aussie-ish accent, it won't take long to realize the genius of Hideo Kojima at work. All the fights are class acts in terms of personality and methodology, making each one a poignant and impossible to forget.

Hands down, the best part in the bunch was the moment Psycho Mantis reads your mind. It'll only take a matter of seconds to realize that he's actually reading your memory card, but it did get us all the first time around.

There you have it! Honorable mentions include Seven Force, Galamoth, The End, Vamp, Heihachi Mishima, Ruby and Emerald Weapons, SweetTooth and the giant fish thing from Balloon Fight. Who are on your lists?


Permalink  |   Email this  |   Linking Blogs   |   Digg It!

Bookmark / Find this article on:


46 Comments


Sort by:
   by Zeemen (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » Nice!

very nice! FIRST!


   Re: speedy-one (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » boss list

this list sucks

   Re: Christopher7xii (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » hmm...

Too lazy to log in... Anyways - This list kind of sucks... Mike Tyson was hard, not bad ass. Same goes for Mr Burns and Bowser. Also, Akuma >>>> Bison any day.

I'd like to see some real bad-asses next time. How about Kefka, the man that destroyed the world as it was known in FF6? Or even General RAAM from Gears of War, he's pretty hardcore.

   Re: zeromatrix (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » ...

Kefka was a q u e e r and I beat that other dude in a minute

   Re: WTF (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » KINGDOM HEARTS ANYONE?!!!

how about ANSEM?!!! and Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts was wayy more powerful than in final fantasy. If you're gonna put a TEAm on there, how about Organization XIII??!! each of those guys took a WHILE to beat...

Sephiroth in KHII was difinitely the hardest boss EVER.

   Re: neo (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » like the list

Mike Tyson always kicked my ass on NES :(

   Re: LTCL (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » +/

Ruby and Emerald weapon from FF7 without a strategy is the toughest thing known to man.

   Re: Ewin24 - 2007-07-20
 » Honestly...

@Creepy Kingdom hearts Fanatic...
If you think Sephiroth from KHII was the hardest boss you've ever fought, then obviously you haven't been a gamer for very long.
   by Advertising -
   by Dizzy (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » Mmm...

Everyone knows that Luca Blight is the most badass boss ever. The list is too cliche with all very known games.


   Re: Ash (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » WTF

Liquid Snakes Aussie-ish accent, what *****ing retard wrote this? Liquid Snake is British you *****ing morons, try actually listening to the voice first idiots.

   Re: nameismmm (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » you forgot

eyedol from
killer instinct!!!
cant believe he was forgotten!
hes the cheapest character i know
and took me days to beat him.
but when i actually could beat him
with ease i was beating everyone
i knew at that game just like eyedol did

   Re: Ultimax (Unregistered) - 2007-07-21
 » @ Ash

I'm British myself, but I assure you, I speak nothing like Liquid.
   by blankko (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » Dr.Wily

especially the final form in Rockman 7
and he didn't even get a honorable mention?

   by andrew (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » bark at the moon

i think that bark at the moon from guitar hero 1 was one of the greatest bosses i have beaten yet.


   Re: Plain (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » So true

Agreed, and freebird
   by EdgeKun (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » Gunstar Heroes

Seven force is the only boss to this day that required i invent new curse words for yelling at him. I simply ran out of things to yell in anger. I think the sheer difficulty not to mention the endurance test really puts him above (at least) a few of the bosses on this list.

I'm a little dissapointed though. You put Sephiroth on here, but left off Kefka? I love FF7 as much as the next guy, but Sephiroth is pretty poor villan material. He kills a single girl (whoop de doo) and fails at becoming god / taking over the world. Compare that to Kefka's countless acts of villany throughout FF6, him pushing his way (quite literally) to becoming a god, and achieving godhood unlike Sephiroth.

Methinks this list needs more than a little tweaking.


   Re: Anonymous (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » lolwut

Jenova killed Aeris. Think about it for a minute.

Well, he did burn down Nibelheim, killing all those villagers, and he came back from the dead if only for a few minutes.

On another note, Kefka looks like a retarded clown.

   Re: Advertising -


   Re: dado (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » kefka

hey hey dude annoymous or how ever you pronouce these names nowadays kefka looks like a clown compared to today back tehn it was omfg look at the detail of his face do not ever insult the good ol graphics of a snes ! damn

   Re: LTCL (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » ...

Dado.

You are an idiot, sir.

Kefka looks retarded, period.
   by KaliKot (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » so where's krauser?

where's krauser from re4? he was pretty badass

ganondorf? ridley?

and since when did become badass? he was pretty funny I think

   by kobe (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » this list sucks!

venom is the most bad-ass villain ever!

   by qw (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » Only thing I agree with

Is #1. Any boss bottle from an MGS game is amazing

   by goemon4 (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » ok

but these are your top 10, i have a completely different top ten, but good list none the less

but i found fighting those metal gears in MGS2 hard as hell at first, cause i had no idea what i was doing (i wasnt paying to much attention and missed alot) but yeah the MGS games are tough when it comes to bosses

   by woozer (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » should be there

what about lavos from chronotrigger that was one bad azz in the making.....I literally was sweating buck shots when I finally beat him!

   by Aiden (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » My most badass bosses

10. The Final Collosus (SotC)
9. Chance (Syphon Filter 2)
8. Shiva (Streets of Rage 3)
7. Umbra (Oblivion) OK she's not a boss but still badass
6. Any boss from Metal Slug (... Metal Slug)
5. The End (MGS 3)
4. Yazmat (FFXII)
3. Hind-D on extreme mode (MSG)
2. Sephiroth (FFVII)
1. Dark Aeons, Nemesis and Penance (FFX)

   by Networkgamer (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » Final Fantasy VIII?

what about either weapon from Final fantasy 8 or the final boss,whatever you want to call it?those were pretty bad-ass,but not really hard.

   by Wolfleo (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » what the hell?!

what ever happened to ninja gaiden any one of those bosses where badass

   by Advertising -
   by Chris (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » What the ......

Where the hell is Indalecio from Star Ocean the Second story. What is Mike Tyson doing on this list or in a video game period :sarcasm:. I better go before I get really pissed at this. BTW Where is this on the "Top 10 worst Top 10 Lists list?

   by Is it just me.. (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » Maximum Carnage

... I seem to remember carnage at the end of maximum carnage was badass...
and I agree, sephiroth wasn't that hard... I was thinking more along the lines of gabrielle celeste (or queen whats her face) from valkyrie profile lenneth..

   by Dark7Vess (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » ....

wtf?liquid snake needs to back the ***** off the list sephiroth would pwn him any day. wtf is he doing on the damn list anyway?that new trailer wer he was standing lookin at snake with the gun?ya thats real badass.....

   by Dark7Vess (Unregistered) - 2007-07-19
 » ....

woops went ahead of myself on how dumb it is to have liquid snake as #1:P
wat about dante?
wtf is liquid snake still doin on this list? WTF!

   by Simple - 2007-07-20
 » Oh, c'mon...

My vote goes to Dagoth Ur from Morrowind. Not hard at all, but he could mess with your head like no one else.

   by deadmoshun (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » ninja gaiden yo

where the hell is ninja gaiden it had some hard ass boses and how come it didn't get mentioned

   by *Sigh* (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » Man, oh man...

And yet again Final Fantasy IX is overlooked. I'm pretty sure Ozma wasn't all that easy, now was he guys? Well, here's MY list.
10. M. Bison (Street Fighter Alpha 3)
9. Dario (Chrono Cross)
8. Bowser (Super Mario World)
7. Lavos (Chrono Trigger)
6. Culex (Supe Mario RPG)


   Re: Wtf (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » Got cut off

5. Axem Rangers (Super Mario RPG)

   Re: WTFFFFFF (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » DAMMIT QJ

STOP CUTTING OFF MY COMMENTS PLEASE

   Re: agreer (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » ff Ix

wtf - hes right - osma was fking insane and so was the huge tide of boss battlea at the end of the game. plus i think red fatalis from mh shold be mentioned for beingnigh onimpossible on the 6 star mhp special quest.
   by spencer (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » i think

shao kahn should be up there..maybe the turks and USC and i guess u coulds throw some smash tv guys in there

   by Slackster (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » wat only

CHAO CHI BAI!!!

   by Aryn (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » How about...

Dracula from the Castlevania series would deserve an honorable mention for 3 reasons:

1. No matter how many times he is beaten, he always comes back as strong as before (well, until the game Aria Of Sorrow, in which case he has been reincarnated as Soma Cruz and chooses not to become the dark lord of his castle again).

2. Not many bosses can claim to own a rediculously large castle or successfully rule over their own undead army, and Dracula has an infinite supply of minions ranging from zombies to demons under his command.

3. Even outside the video game, the Dracula character is still famous and is the main villain in a variety of movies. How many video game villains can hold that claim?

   by FLYINDEVIL (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » What about...

the Cyberdemon from Doom?? It was huge, and it had a rpg!!!

   by Bob Marley (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » Stupid

Get rid of the stupid ***** in the pictures like Saywer from Lost. It's not funny and it just pisses me off. The bosses you mentioned were a bunch of pussies as well. Ultima Weapon in most of the Final Fantasy's is the hardest boss I've ever played against. Did a three year old write this list??

Cheers QJ for yet another piece of useless, crappy and unintelligent piece of news.

   by Josh (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » any1 for castlevania

what about all the badass castlevania bosses? especially in symphony of the night

   by Salamander (Unregistered) - 2007-07-20
 » The Top Ten Bad Ass Bosses

Here's the real list:
10.) Ganon (Zelda series)
9.) Goro (Mortal Kombat 2)
8.) Metal Gear Rays (Metal Gear Solid 2; Extreme Mode)
7.) The Pyramid Heads (Silent Hill)
6.) Ruby Weapon (Final Fantasy 7)
5.) The Final Colossi (Shadow of the Colossus)
4.) Sephiroth (Final Fantasy 7)
3.) The End (Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence)

I don't know if this counts, but...

2.) Legion (Castlevania)

And finally... The most badass boss I have ever confronted EVER!!!

1.) MUSHIHIMESAMA FUTARI (Mushihimesama [Japan])

If you've never got a chance to see this boss in action, this should make you reconsider doubting my decision.