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You know, we've had an US$ 800.00 toilet seat that's no joke. We've had pimped out porta-loos that might feature more chrome polish that the water closets of HRM The Queen of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. We've had toilets that rise from the gutters of Victoria, BC for drunken blokes to party in. We've even had a urinal that turns the art of peeing straight into a game. But they've all been pwned into the crapper by this Ultimate Pimped-Out Toilet (TM). No self-respecting male may want to leave the bathroom again.
An NBC affiliate reports that the friendly pipe-cleaning, scum-cleansing company Roto Rooter is turning one humble commode into the veritable Throne It Is Meant To Be, and is giving it away in a contest on its company website. If you win (you lucky dog, you), you will receive a Kohler 1.4 gallon toilet with the following amenities:
 a flat screen HDTV, - iPod and dock,
- TiVo,
- Xbox 360 console
- DVD
player,
- a laptop,
- a bullhorn (huh? Oh, yeah. "Alright! Who used up all the toilet paper?!")
- bike pedals (The bike pedals... man you've got to have some hemorrhoids if you need the bike pedals while going about your business),
- a beer tap (call it an - ahem - one-stop shop), and
- a fridge.
Contest begins January 24 on Roto Rooter's website, via the link below.
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