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Jesus: Be saved, get a free PS3

Posted Nov 24, 2006 at 04:21AM by Tim Y. Listed in: PlayStation 3 Tags: Reggie Fils-Aime, Jack Tretton, Pat Robertson, Rick Warren, Jim Jones
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Jesus doing a Tony Hawk


Baseball managers do it, Stock market dudes do it, heck, Tretton and Reggie probably did it too when they launched the PS3 and Wii. For the guys who have their hands clasped and their knees on the ground, grovelling to the great creator (The one up "there", not Sony) to grant them a PS3, we've got some good news for you (NOT to be taken seriously).

The guys over at the Landoverbaptist spoof site are telling us that if you do believe in Jesus (you know, the dude who walks on water), he might just grant you what you've all been wanting - a brand new PS3 by this Christmas. The directions are simple:
  1. Hate your parents, and ask Jesus to forgive you of your sins. You are now one of his saved.
  2. Find one of your mom or dad's blank checks or credit cards.
  3. Call up one of their local church offices. They'll give you directions on how to fill out a "love offering" to them.
Enclosed with the PS3 is their version of the Tony Hawk game for the PS3, with cool add-ons like the Almighty himself ripping up the pavements in the game's "God Mode". Other fun, wholesome games include: Unreal Tournament and GTA.

For those of who weren't quite sold with recent evangelists like Pat Robertson, Rick Warren or Jim Jones, and wanted a little something extra thrown in aside from the usual package deal of heaven and salvation, this one's just waiting for your pledge. Pray now!

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   by Unbelievable! (Unregistered) - 2006-11-24
 » Whoop 'em
Sounds like the money exchangers Jesus whooped out of the temple. They could use a good lashing at that Baptist Church

   by Nero (Unregistered) - 2006-11-24
 » dumbass
it says PS2 not PS3 you retarded Blogger


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   Re: 2k1yellows2k - 2006-11-24
 » Yeah...
That's the only reason I clicked on this, was to say the pic says PS2. And btw, that's a photoshoped pic, not an "actual screen shot" as they claim.
   by A-doiy (Unregistered) - 2006-11-24
 » get clued
it's all a spoof so quit taking it seriously

   by liza (Unregistered) - 2006-12-16
 » unbelievable ps3 deal
this site sucks.... liar liar pants on fire



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