Ever wondered what a Goomba would taste like? I'd ask Yoshi but he never bothers to savor the Goomba flavor, he likes those turtles more. I imagined they'd taste like Mario's boots, but after seeing this fondant, the perennial pushover for Mario games started looking like one big Hershey's Chocolate Kiss. That's one Goomba that I'm never stepping on.

While I'm quite that this Goomba would be as squishy as the ones that Mario bullies, it'd be a sad waste of perfectly good Goomba Cake to jump on this one. If there were more of these around, Peach and Fat Princess would have one thing in common. Poor Mario would have a job getting her out of Koopa's castle though.

Anyway, this pic was sent to Kotaku by reader Joe M. This was a wedding cake from his friends' ceremony. Cool couple, I'd say.